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''(After the Channel Awesome logo, we start off in the year 1997 as gunshots are heard. It cuts to a teenage Nostalgia Critic in his room (posters for ''Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'', The Smashing Pumpkins and ''[[Did Seinfeld Lie to Us?|Seinfeld]]'' are hanging on the wall) playing ''Tomb Raider ''on PlayStation as Lara does backflips while firing her guns at a T-Rex)''
 
''(After the Channel Awesome logo, we start off in the year 1997 as gunshots are heard. It cuts to a teenage Nostalgia Critic in his room (posters for ''Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'', The Smashing Pumpkins and ''[[Did Seinfeld Lie to Us?|Seinfeld]]'' are hanging on the wall) playing ''Tomb Raider ''on PlayStation as Lara does backflips while firing her guns at a T-Rex)''
   
'''TNC:''' Yeah, ''Tomb Raider''! Oh, my God, this is the greatest game in the world! Yeah, ''Tomb Raider'', it's 1997. Yeah, Lara Croft's awesome. You are awesome, Lara Croft! Yeah! Oh, if only you existed in real life.
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'''TNC:''' Yeah, Tomb Raider! Oh, my God, this is the greatest game in the world! Yeah, ''Tomb Raider'', it's 1997. Yeah, Lara Croft's awesome. You are awesome, Lara Croft! Yeah! Oh, if only you existed in real life.
   
 
'''Voice:''' Don't I, though?
 
'''Voice:''' Don't I, though?
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'''Lara:''' What does Mr. Powell do?
 
'''Lara:''' What does Mr. Powell do?
   
'''Mr. Pimms:''' He's a lawyer. I'm his law clerk.
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'''Mr. Pimms:''' He's a lawyer. I'm his law class.
   
 
'''Lara:''' A lawyer?
 
'''Lara:''' A lawyer?
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'''NC (vo):''' Oh, what do I care when this shot is up next?
 
'''NC (vo):''' Oh, what do I care when this shot is up next?
   
''(Everybody walks away from the helicopters in slow-motion to techno music, with the camera focusing closely on Lara walking. The "That's Just COOL" count is upped to 5)''
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''(Everybody walks away from the helicopters in slow-motion to techno music. And, if you'll look closely, you'll see Lara's breasts shaking slightly. The "That's Just COOL" count is upped to 5)''
   
 
'''NC:''' That's so cool, Arnold Schwarzenegger almost [[Batman & Robin|made an ice pun about it]].
 
'''NC:''' That's so cool, Arnold Schwarzenegger almost [[Batman & Robin|made an ice pun about it]].
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