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''(The robber is creeped out)''
 
''(The robber is creeped out)''
   
'''Robber:''' You know, actually, I'm good. I'm just go...I'm just gonna... ''(Walks away to leave the house)''
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'''Robber:''' You know, actually, I'm good. I'm just go...I'm just gonna... ''(Leaves the house)''
   
 
'''Owner:''' ''(sing-song)'' Come back anytime.
 
'''Owner:''' ''(sing-song)'' Come back anytime.
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''(Cut back to the movie. The action scene is still going on. Lara fights against the commandos while swinging on her bungee rope)''
 
''(Cut back to the movie. The action scene is still going on. Lara fights against the commandos while swinging on her bungee rope)''
   
'''NC:''' Boy, John Woo's reboot of ''Babe: Pig in the City'' is a lot more intense that I thought it'd be. ''(The climax scene from ''Babe: Pig in the City'' is shown briefly)''
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'''NC:''' Boy, John Woo's rebooted ''Babe: Pig in the City'' is a lot more intense that I thought it'd be. ''(The climax scene from ''Babe: Pig in the City'' is shown briefly)''
   
 
''(Bryce is shown having locked himself in a room from the danger, while several gunshots are shot around the door)''
 
''(Bryce is shown having locked himself in a room from the danger, while several gunshots are shot around the door)''
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'''NC:''' Just in case he can fly!
 
'''NC:''' Just in case he can fly!
   
'''NC (vo):''' This action is a lot of fun and it looks great, but I'm not exactly sure what's up with this shot.
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'''NC (vo):''' This action is a lot of fun and it looks great, but I'm not exactly sure what is up with this shot.
   
 
''(Lara has been sitting on one of the roof corners. She jumps down from it, shown through various lightning flashes)''
 
''(Lara has been sitting on one of the roof corners. She jumps down from it, shown through various lightning flashes)''
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'''NC:''' ''(confused) ''Was she turning into a werewolf?
 
'''NC:''' ''(confused) ''Was she turning into a werewolf?
   
'''NC (vo):''' Or maybe it's one of those comedic routines where the person changes every time the light goes out.
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'''NC (vo):''' Or maybe it's one of those comedic routines where the person changes when the lights go out.
   
 
''(The scene is shown again, with Lara's head being briefly replaced by a Photoshopped head of Mr. Bean amid the lightning flashes. Lara continues fighting against the commandos)''
 
''(The scene is shown again, with Lara's head being briefly replaced by a Photoshopped head of Mr. Bean amid the lightning flashes. Lara continues fighting against the commandos)''
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'''NC (vo):''' ...from something so gigantic and huge and going to kill them, but, at the same time, I can't argue: it is still kind of cool.
 
'''NC (vo):''' ...from something so gigantic and huge and going to kill them, but, at the same time, I can't argue: it is still kind of cool.
   
'''NC:''' In fact, I might as well do a "I don't know why, that's just cool" count.
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'''NC:''' In fact, I might as well do "I don't know why, that's just cool" count.
   
 
''(The "I Don't Know Why, That's Just COOL" count pops up with a ding and number 1, with the old man shrugging in confusion and the sound clip of Otto Mann from ''[[Top 11 Simpsons Episodes|The Simpsons]] ''saying "Cool!" being heard. Lara shoots the statue's face with guns in both hands)''
 
''(The "I Don't Know Why, That's Just COOL" count pops up with a ding and number 1, with the old man shrugging in confusion and the sound clip of Otto Mann from ''[[Top 11 Simpsons Episodes|The Simpsons]] ''saying "Cool!" being heard. Lara shoots the statue's face with guns in both hands)''
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'''Lara:''' Are you going to shoot me, Alex?
 
'''Lara:''' Are you going to shoot me, Alex?
   
''(She jumps off the waterfall. Alex sighs in resentment. Cut to a clip from ''The Fugitive'', showing Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) speaking to Cosmo Renfro after Kimble has leapt off the dam to escape)''
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''(She jumps off the waterfall. Alex sighs in resentment. Cut to a clip from ''The Fugitive'', showing Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) speaking to Cosmo Renfro after Kimble has lept off the dam to escape)''
   
 
'''Gerard:''' ''(overdubbed by NC)'' She did a [[Peter Pan|Wendy Darling]] right here off of this dam, right here!
 
'''Gerard:''' ''(overdubbed by NC)'' She did a [[Peter Pan|Wendy Darling]] right here off of this dam, right here!
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''(NC hesitates as the "Level of Dumb" chart pops up again, but this time with the poster for ''[[Fantastic Four |Fantastic Four'' (2005)'']]'' in the middle. Lara retrieves the last half of the Triangle of Light, and Powell kills the Illuminati leader, but when he tries to complete the Triangle, the halves do not fuse)''
 
''(NC hesitates as the "Level of Dumb" chart pops up again, but this time with the poster for ''[[Fantastic Four |Fantastic Four'' (2005)'']]'' in the middle. Lara retrieves the last half of the Triangle of Light, and Powell kills the Illuminati leader, but when he tries to complete the Triangle, the halves do not fuse)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' Truth be told, this is where the movie starts to flounder a little bit. It's already a little tough to follow what this thing does or how it works, so when Powell kills the leader of the Illuminati to take its power, we don't really know what that power is. Is it just time travel? If so, how is it harnessed and what was Powell or the Illuminati's plan for it? It sounds like they already control everything, and the soldiers are clearly okay with Powell ruling them, so what's really gonna change? Well, it looks like even Powell is confused about how it works, so he forces Lara to figure it out, using some 00 leverage.
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'''NC (vo):''' Truth be told, this is where the movie starts to flounder a little bit. It's already a little tough to follow what this thing does or how it works, so when Powell kills the leader of the Illuminati to take its power, we don't really know what that power is. Is it just time travel? If so, how is it harnessed and what was Powell or the Illuminati's plan for it? It sounds like they already control everything, and the soldiers are clearly okay with Powell ruling them, so what's really gonna change? Well, it looks like even Powell is confused about how it works, so he forces Lara to figure it out, using some double-o leverage.
   
 
''(In order to persuade Lara to complete the Triangle, he twirls a knife and throws it into Alex's chest. Alex slowly falls into the water)''
 
''(In order to persuade Lara to complete the Triangle, he twirls a knife and throws it into Alex's chest. Alex slowly falls into the water)''
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