Behold gods among men
King of the Hill, Hank, Boomhower, Bill
Not forgetting Dale!
Ultimate of warriors, they are the destroyers
Soldiers without fail!
They're the masters of virtue, fighting for the truth
Honor is their will!
Genuflect and come respect the Kings of the Hill!
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
Conquering their pain and taking it in vain
An army set to kill!
They've been put to the test, the best of the best
Hunters for the thrill!
Fear the Spartan gods that are the Kings of the Hill!
(spoken) I'll tell you what!

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