Kickassia Part 6
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Date Aired:
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May 21st, 2010
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Running Time
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12:29
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Previous Part
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Kickassia: Part 6: All the Really Bad Shit Happens
The video opens up with shots of various scenery and buildings in Molassia. The Nostalgia Critic is skipping along next to the Molassian Railroad, singing a happy tune.
Nostalgia Critic: "Three little maids from school are we! Pert as a school-girl well can be! Filled to the brim with girlish glee! Three little maids from school! Everything is a source of fun! Hahahahahahahaha!"
Suddenly, a fireball flies at the Critic. He ducks out of the way, then stands and looks toward the source of the fireball.
NC: What the hell?!
Across the way, Linkara Patton looks through binoculars as Angry Joe holds a bazooka-style gun.
Linkara Patton: Excellent shot, Mr. Joe. Except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!
Joe takes aim and fires. Nostalgia Critic ducks out of the way with a yelp and the ball of fire misses him. He starts running away, yelling. The fireballs land behind him, causing small explosions. Linkara Patton keeps watching through his binoculars.
Linkara Patton: Critic. You magnificent bastard, I read your book!
The NC keeps running, the fireballs missing him by inches. Meanwhile, Nostalgia Chick watches from a window inside the government house.
Nostalgia Chick: Oh, that's a shame.
She walks away from the window. The Critic rounds a corner and takes cover. There, he finds LordKat, Paw, Bennett the Sage, and Marzgurl. He sighs, relieved.
NC: Oh, thank God you're here. Joe and Linkara have gone insane with violence! DESTROY THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT RUBBLE!
The four stay where they are and ready their weapons.
NC: Didn't you hear me? ANNIHILATE THEM!
The four look menacing and point their weapons at the Critic.
NC: *crosses his arms* Do I have to start paying you so I can cut your wages?
The four yell and run at the Critic with their weapons at the ready. The Critic yells and runs away, barely missing being hit by a fireball. He rushes forward and runs into 8 Bit Mickey riding atop Handsome Tom.
8 Bit Mickey: REVOLUTION!
The NC screams and runs away. Joe fires off another shot and once again barely misses the Critic. The NC comes to a stop as he spots Benzaie, wielding Beary Bear.
Benzaie: Get him, Beary!
Beary Bear: Oui oui, mon ami!
Benzaie turns his cap to the side and throws Beary baseball-style at the NC. He hits the NC in the face and latches on. The struggle for a few moments, the NC crying out and sounding muffled. Linkara watches from afar.
Linkara: I love it... God help me, I love it so...
The NC finally gets Beary off of him and drop kicks him away. Benzaie cries out.
Benzaie: BEARY! OH MY GOD!
He runs past the NC in the aim of helping his friend. The NC walks forward a little smugly, then stops when he sees Lee standing in his path. The NC attempts to walk past Lee.
NC: Pfft. Get out of the way, pipsqueakEEEE!
Lee grabs the NC's arm and flips him onto the ground. He bends down and starts punching the NC over and over as the others rush forward.
NC: So, you like being 3D?
Lee: Oh, yes, I do.
NC: Well, tell me how THESE feel.
The NC kicks up and kicks Lee right between his legs, causing him to cry out and stumble of the NC. The Critic takes the time to get up and run off a little before spotting the others rushing forward. He runs another way as more fireballs hit the floor behind him. He rushes into the government house and closes the door, locking it behind him. He walks into the kitchen.
NC: Who'd a thought a dictatorship would be so one sided? *He drops down a little, avoiding a swinging bat.* AH!
He looks up to see Phelous, Film Brain, and Jew Wario, looking mad and smug at the same time.
NC: Phelous. After all the good ideas I came up with for you!
Phelous rushes forward and pins the NC to the refrigerator, causing the NC to scream.
Phelous: *angrily* Shut up! Just SHUT UP!
The NC looks at Film Brain.
NC: Et tu, Film Brain?
Film Brain: Sorry, Critic. But you shot one Santa Christ too many.
NC: Oh, you're such a twerp.
Film Brain: YOU'RE A TWERP!
The others come into the building and walk toward the kitchen.
NC: So, you've all been plotting against me. You know, I really expected Kickassia to kick a little more ass than this! I'm VERY disappointed in all of you.
Cinema Snob: You have indeed been hanging out with the wrong crowd, Critic.
NC: Cinema Snob. How DARE you return from your... banishment-dom!
Cinema Snob: That was the old order. THIS is the NEW order.
NC: *timidly* ...New order?
Cinema Snob: Yes. One that's been coming to you for a long time.
Cinema Snob turns to Spoony, now out of his Insano garb.
Cinema Snob: Weren't you Dr. Insano?
Spoony: Eh, I got better.
8 Bit Mickey: *riding in on Handsome Tom* The age of Kickassia has come to an end, Critic. A new age lies before us.
Bennett the Sage: An age without YOU.
Linkara Patton and Angry Joe walk into the room.
Linkara Patton: It's okay, we got him! His body is spread out over... *He notices the Critic.* ...Oh.
Phelous: You've had your fun running this country, Critic. Well, now it's our turn. And the first rule of order? A move for a medieval ass-kicking of our old president. All in favor?
Whole Team (minus the Critic): AYE!
Phelous: All opposed?
NC: *Very timidly* Nay.
Phelous: Motion passes! *He lets go of the Critic.* Have fun everybody!
Everyone starts to move in, fists raised.
NC: WAIT! I have an idea!
Phelous: Really? What is it?
NC: ...The idea... involves, uhm...
Phelous: You...
NC: ME!...Uhm...
Phelous: Getting...
NC: GETTING! ...Uh, uh....
Phelous: Your ass kicked!
NC: MY ASS KICKED! ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED! ...No, wait.
Phelous: Too late!
The NC screams in terror as everyone advances once again with their fists raised. Suddenly, in the door walks Ask That Guy With The Glasses.
ATGWTG: Hold it!
Everyone stops and turns to him.
MarzGurl: What do YOU want?
ATGWTG: Oh, nothing. Just wanted to make my cameo. Bye!
Ask That Guy With The Glasses leaves and closes the door behind him. Everyone then goes and starts beating up the Critic, punching, kicking, and elbowing, him until he falls to the ground. As they kick him while he's down, he thinks the following line.
NC: I didn't even get... my rocket chair...
The Critic collapses, unconscious.
Paw: It's over! The evil Critic is defeated!
Everyone cheers, through up there hands in triumph. Angry Joe runs into the room with Kevin Baugh's family and announces the following.
Angry Joe: Revolution! A new dawn is upon us! The uprising has begun! HAHAHAHAHA!
He runs out of the room. The family hasn't stopped reading their books and magazines.
Baugh Family: Mmmhmm...
Back in the kitchen, everyone still cheers wildly. The Nostalgia Chick comes in, clapping slowly.
Nostalgia Chick: Well done, everyone. Well done. Now, seeing as how "I" am next in line for the presidency, it's only fitting that I should wear the crown.
She bends down and takes the NC's hat off. She stands back up and puts it on.
Nostalgia Chick: You'll refer to me as Madame President from now on.
Bennett the Sage: Wait a minute. This whole cutesy, naive thing was all just an ACT?!
Nostalgia Chick: Yup.
JewWario: You're not really that nice?
Nostalgia Chick: No.
Benzaie: You're really not that stupid?
Nostalgia Chick: Uh uh. But what I can tell you is this: That "I" am the new rulenatrix of Kickassia. And there are gonna be some new rules around here.
As the Nostalgia Chick laughs maniacally, the Cinema Snob snatches the hat from her and puts it on himself.
Cinema Snob: Excuse me, but it was MY insight that overthrew this government. So I think that it should be "I" who's taking over as acting president.
As Cinema Snob laughs maniacally, Linkara Patton snatches the hat from him and puts it on himself, replacing his helmet with the hat.
Linkara Patton: Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I was the one who orchestrated this operation, it is obviously "I" who should be president!
As Linkara Patton laughs maniacally, Nostalgia Chick snatches the hat again.
Nchick: Uh Uh. I didn't put on that false cutsey crap for three straight-
Linkara Patton: Look, lady. That hat is mine! AHH!
Everyone starts fighting for the hat and the rights that come with it, snatching it from whoever is holding it and shouting across the room. Suddenly, into the room walks Santa Christ! His theme song starts playing as he laughs.
Santa Christ: Ho ho ho!
Lee: Santa Christ?!
Santa Christ: That's right! On the third day, I rise again! In fulfillment of the awesomeness! Ho ho ho!
Film Brain: SANTA CHRIST! It's so good to see you! *He rushes forward and gives Santa Christ a big hug.*
Nostalgia Chick: Hey, wait a minute! Uhm... Why did it take you three days to come back? Why didn't you just do it right away?
Santa Christ: Ho ho! Oh, I'm sorry. Have you ever been dead before?
Nostalgia Chick: No.
Santa Christ: Have you ever risen from the grave?
Nostalgia Chick: Guess not...
Santa Christ: Well then, I guess you don't really have any sort of frame of reference now, do you?
Nostalgia Chick looks down in shame. Santa Christ pats her on the shoulder and takes out a game.
Santa Christ: That's okay. Here! Have Othello!
Nostalgia Chick: Oh my God! I love this game!
Santa Christ: I know! Ho ho ho!
He walks forward and addresses the crowd.
Santa Christ: Listen, this task wasn't any of yours to take, now, was it? Aren't you happy with your online shows? Aren't you glad people actually give a crap about what you have to say?
The crowd nods and generally agrees with Santa Christ.
Santa Christ: What do you say we get back to that nice Mr. Baugh fellow? It was HIS place originally, after all.
Paw: Well, he's right. Let's give Mr. Baugh his land back.
The crowd once again agrees with the sentiment. Angry Joe goes back into the room with Baugh's family.
Angry Joe: FREEDOM! Wondrous freedom! Shine and bask in the glory of your new world! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
He leaves the room. One of the kids looks up toward him.
Boy Baugh: ...What?
As everyone is talking and agreeing with each other, the Critic gets up and snatches his hat back, putting it on.
NC: Oh, no you don't! *Holding up a detonation device.* Need I remind you that there are 20 tons of dynamite under this nation?!
Cinema Snob: Uh, joke's on you, moron. I disconnected the dynamite after I left. You push that thing and nothing happens.
NC: ...I don't believe you! I push this button and we all get blown SKY HIGH!
Everyone stands around, not really worried at all.
NC: Very well. For the honor and all of KICKASSIA!
He pushes the button on the device. After a few seconds, still nothing has happened. The NC looks worried.
NC: *weakly* .....Kaboooooom!
The NC screams as the team rushes him and starts hitting him over and over again. A short time later, the NC knocks on the door of the government building, looking beaten and battered. Fritz Von Baugh answers the door.
NC: Hello. Uhm... Because my team can't run a nation---*MarzGurl nudges him* Because "I" can't run a nation, we've decided to give the nation back to you. So, you can own... Molassia again.
Fritz Von Baugh: But it was never mine to begin with.
NC: Oh, Christ! Alright, you know, when you "SEE the president," you know when he "shows up," can you tell him Molassia is his again?
Fritz Von Baugh: I will relay the message.
NC: Yeah, you do that, you twat. *As he and the team walk away* Why the fuck did I want this place anyway? God damn waste of time.
Fritz Von Baugh closes the door. The team starts walking away from Molassia, but the NC stops for a moment, looking back at the government building. President Baugh opens the door and happily waves good bye to him. The NC scoffs and turns away, walking with his team again. The narrator chimes in as our heroes walk away.
Narrator: And so, all are departed away. The great shroud of the desert rolls over the nation. Good night, you Princes of Mayhem, you Warriors of Virtue. The beauty of the world, the paragon of warriors. NOW is the winter of their discontent. Did they not learn that it was theirs to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? Did they not discover that diamonds are forever or tomorrow never dies? Did they not recall the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold? Did they not learn as conquerors once before that all is fair in love and war?
The NC stops in front of the Molassia sign and looks into the camera. He shoots and hits the Narrator. We hear him shout in pain.
NC: No.
The Nostalgia Critic walks away. End Credits and blooper.
THE END
The Nostalgia Critic Transcripts
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2008:
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Transformers · Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue · Cloverfield Trailer Review · Power Rangers: A Look Back · Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies · The Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments · Super Mario Bros.: The Movie · Cloverfield Review · Street Fighter · Mortal Kombat · Space Jam · The Nerd Rant · The Nerd Rant Part 2 · Pokémon The First Movie · The Nerd Wizard Rant · The Wizard · The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs · Batman & Robin · The Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs · '90s Sports Montage · The Nerd Response…Response · The Top 11 Drug PSAs · The Battle of Epic Proportions · Captain Planet · Double Dare · 3 Ninjas · Top 11 Hottest Animated Women · Video Game Review · The Search for the Nostalgia Chick · He-Man and the Masters of the Universe · Follow That Bird · Saved By the Bell · Tom and Jerry: The Movie · Top 11 Saddest Moments · Nostalgia Chick Winner · Surf Ninjas · NC vs The Nerd Showdown · Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows · Kazaam · The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle · Off to Beat the Nerd · Drew Struzan Tribute · Halloween '08 Special · Double Dragon · Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics · Howard the Duck · Mortal Kombat: Annihilation · Godzilla · Top 11 Disney Villains · The Super Mario Bros. Super Show · Top 12 Greatest Christmas Specials · Jingle All the Way
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2009:
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Nicktoons · Nickcoms · SNICK · Good Burger · The Making of the Final Battle · Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest · A Kid in King Arthur's Court · The Good Son · The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks · Twister · Garbage Pail Kids · Rock-A-Doodle · Titanic - The Legend Goes On · The Pagemaster · The NeverEnding Story · Moonwalker · Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments · TMNT · Red Sonja · TGWTG Team Brawl · Short Circuit 1 & 2 · Batman vs. The Dark Knight · Full House · North · Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells · Sidekicks · Gargoyles · Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen · Steel · Top 11 Cereal Mascots · Barb Wire · New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings · Last Action Hero · Captain N · We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story · Warriors of Virtue · Captain America · Top 11 F*ckups · Alone in the Dark · Blank Check · Old vs. New: Willy Wonka · Cool as Ice · Suburban Commando · Next Karate Kid · Casper · Superman IV · Congo · Siskel and Ebert Tribute · Judge Dredd · Tank Girl · Jack Frost · He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special · Next Best Christmas Specials · Star Wars Holiday Special · Ernest Saves Christmas
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Commando · Junior · Conan and Conan the Destroyer · End of Days · Battlefield Earth · Bebe's Kids · Lost in Space · Top 11 Villain Songs · Quest for Camelot · Old vs. New: Nutty Professor · Bio-Dome · NeverEnding Story II · Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments · Flubber · Home Alone 3 · Old vs. New: King Kong · Drop Dead Fred · The Care Bears Movie · Kickassia: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 · Jaws 3 · Free Willy · A Troll in Central Park · Theodore Rex · Top 11 Coolest Cliches · Hook · Independence Day · The Room · The Phantom · Zeus and Roxanne · Animaniacs Tribute · Flintstones Movie · Mr. Nanny · Rocky IV · Chairman of the Board · Next Top 11 NC Fuckups · Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw · Pebble and the Penguin · Ernest Scared Stupid · Top 11 Scariest Performances · IT · Leprechaun · My Pet Monster · Commercial Special · Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. Prince of Egypt · The Thief and the Cobbler · Waterworld · Little Monsters · Rover Dangerfield · You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard · The First Couple: TMNT
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2011:
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NeverEnding Story III · Ferngully 2 · Secret of NIMH 2 · Care Bears 2 · Dungeons and Dragons · Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Return of the Nostalgic Commercials · Inspector Gadget · Old vs. New: The Karate Kid · The Langoliers · Airborne · Baby Geniuses · Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men · The Magic Voyage · Double Team · Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress · Jaws: The Revenge · Gordy · The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie · Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials · Once Upon a Forest · Little Nemo · Old vs. New: True Grit · Suburban Knights: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 · Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon · Milk Money · Rad · Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales · Care Bears in Wonderland · Cop and a Half · Top 11 Batman TAS Episodes · Alaska · Let's Play Bart's Nightmare · James and the Giant Peach · The Avengers · Simon Sez · The Tommyknockers · The Haunting · Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows · Exorcist 2 · Doug's 1st Movie · The Cell · Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman · Felix the Cat · Moulin Rouge · Babes in Toyland · How the Grinch Stole Christmas · Child's Play
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2012:
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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2013:
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The Review Must Go On · The Odd Life of Timothy Green · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The Cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Sailor Moon · Les Miserables · Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Man of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · Eight Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree
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2014:
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Face/Off · The Wicker Man · Ghost Rider · Top 11 Strangest Best Couples · Ghost Dad · Disney's Alice in Wonderland · Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters · Disney Afternoon · Foodfight · Swan Princess · The Lorax · Old vs. New: Spider-Man · Blues Brothers 2000 · Jurassic Park 3 · After Earth · Bloodrayne · The Purge · Top 11 Trailers · Small Soldiers · The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement · Ghost Rider 2 · Top 11 Worst Avatar Episodes · Top 11 Best Avatars (with Dante Basco) · Maximum Overdrive · Top 11 New Halloween Classics · Monster Squad · Rise of the Commercials · Forest Warrior · Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (NC) · Christmas Story 2 · Care Bears Nutcracker
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2015:
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The Matrix · The Animatrix · The Matrix Reloaded · The Matrix Revolutions · AVGN Movie · Mamma Mia! · The Haunted Mansion · Daredevil · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Demolition Man · Top 11 Animaniacs Episodes · Legend of Zorro · The Ewoks Cartoon - Was That Real? · Fantastic Four · Cowboys of Moo Mesa - Was That Real? · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 TV Show Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? · Mad Max: Fury Road · Event Horizon · Children of the Corn · Hocus Pocus · Conquest of the Commercials · Dragon's Lair · We Wish You a Turtle Christmas · Christmas with the Kranks · Star Wars: The Force Awakens (NC)
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2016:
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The Happening · Top 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments · Lady in the Water · Labyrinth · Spawn · Cats & Dogs · The Phantom of the Opera · The Adventures of Pluto Nash · Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? · Batman v Superman · Blade · Old vs. New: Cinderella · Spy Kids 3D: Game Over · Jem and the Holograms (2015) · The Grinch vs. The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? · Scooby-Doo 2 · Alvin and the Chipmunks · Ghostbusters (2016) · Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real? · Wild Wild West · The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) · The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle · Stephen King's Dreamcatcher · Freddy vs. Jason · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows · Battle of the Commercials · Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas · Top 12 Christmas Commercials · I'll Be Home For Christmas · Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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2017:
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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2018:
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · Zack Snyder's Justice League
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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