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'''NC''' turns around: For all of Kickassia...CHARGE!
  
'''NC''' turns around: For all of Kickassia...CHARGE!
   
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''Everyone charges into battle as Baugh looks on. He presses buttons on his Iphone to set off a series of mines. The line holds as the group presses on! Frustrated with the continuing wave of troops, Baugh sets off more charges as they continue to strike. A bomb knocks MarzGurl down and Linkara rushes to her aid.''
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''Everyone charges into battle as Baugh looks on. He presses buttons on his Iphone to set off a series of mines. The line holds as the group presses on! Frustrated with the continuing wave of troops, Baugh sets off more charges as they continue to strike. A bomb knocks MarzGurl down and Linkara rushes to her aid.''
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'''Linkara''': MARZGURL! *runs over to her* NO! MarzGurl! You were so young and blue haired! Damn you, Molossia! *MarzGurl slowly gets up.* Damn you to hell! *MarzGurl takes off her mask.*
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'''MarzGurl''': I. I'm fine.
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'''Linkara''': Oh! God, MarzGurl! Don't go! You want me to tell you about Disneyland?
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'''MarzGurl''': No, really. I'm-
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'''Linkara''':
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'''MarzGurl''':Look, I don't know who you seem to think you are. I'm really-
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'''Linkara''': Up in my massive arms!
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'''MarzGurl'''*muffled*: You're an idiot!
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''Everyone continues to charge. Cinema Snob uses a peashooter and gets part of it stuck in his throat.''
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'''NC''': Remember, penmanship counts when you don't need to try harder.
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''In the background, Joe fires his guns.''
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''Cut to Baugh, stepping out of his house. He then mans a cannon as people continue to run. He shoots the cannon as LordKat, Brad and Spoony dodge. Bennett simply ducks as well. Mickey rides Handsome Tom like a horse as they dodge the cannonballs.''
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'''8 Bit Mickey''': Easy boy, easy!
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''Everyone continues to press on as the Bum charges in!''
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'''Bum''': For Kickassia! *cannonball lands near him* Okay. I'm going.
   
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'''Linkara''': MARZGURL! *runs over to her* NO! MarzGurl!
 
   
   

Revision as of 15:33, 18 May 2010

Kickassia Part 2

NC Kickassia episode 2 by MaroBot

Date Aired:
May 18th, 2010
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Kickassia Part 2: Triumph and Treacle

Scene: Spoony and NC are talking in a room

Spoony: Is everyone preparing for battle?

NC: They are, Spoony.

Spoony: *chokes a little* Good.

NC: You know, Spoony, it would really help the team out if you were to…well…you know.

Spoony: *Spoony turns his head a little* Summon him?

NC: It would be just this once, Spoony. Just this once and you can go back to normal.

Spoony: *turns around suddenly* NORMAL?! There’s no normal. I don’t even know what normal is any more. Every day I live with the beast raging inside of me.

NC: All you need to do is set him free and that once you have him under control-

Spoony: CONTROL?! There is no control! There is only ANARCHY! Chaos! And the world writhing in pain!

NC: But, if you would only try!

Spoony: TRY?! There is no try! *Spoony grabs NC* There is only the darkness!

NC: Give in, Spoony. Give in for me and the team. And for me!

Spoony: *sigh* I left the madness behind me a long time ago.

Spoony turns to the curtains and looks back at NC

Spoony: You'll find none of it left here!

Spoony looks back at NC through the corner of his eye.

NC turns to walk out of the hotel room.

NC: Sometimes we all need to give into the madness. *Spoony then looks nervous as NC walks out of the room*.

Cut to Molossia as Baugh reads some documents and looks out the window to see the encroaching army all ready for battle and armed with various weapons. NC is dressed as M. Bison and turns to address the team. Baugh goes to talk to his citizens who are all reading books.

Baugh: Just a heads up, guys. Molossia might be under attack in a couple minutes or so.

Molossian citizens: Mmmhmmm...

Cut to NC Bison as he addresses the team'

NC: LordKat, make ready the new salute for our nation! *LordKat steps up and gives everyone the bird. Everyone does the same in salute.*

Montage of people standing battle ready

NC: Alright people, this is the moment you've been waiting for! Bravery will be rewarded! Destinies will be revealed! And the honor of a new nation will be born! A nation which I will declare-KICKASSIA!

crowd cheers

Spoony: Wolverines!

Film Brain: Symbolism!

The crowd dies down

NC: Phallus, send the signal to sound the charge!

Phelous: Okay. First of all, it's "Phelous" not "Phallus". Second, the guy's standing right there looking at you. Why don't you send the signal yourself?

'NC: *chuckle* Phallus *dope slap* Just do it.

Phelous waves his finger as Paw plays his kazoo.

NC turns around: For all of Kickassia...CHARGE!

Everyone charges into battle as Baugh looks on. He presses buttons on his Iphone to set off a series of mines. The line holds as the group presses on! Frustrated with the continuing wave of troops, Baugh sets off more charges as they continue to strike. A bomb knocks MarzGurl down and Linkara rushes to her aid.

Linkara: MARZGURL! *runs over to her* NO! MarzGurl! You were so young and blue haired! Damn you, Molossia! *MarzGurl slowly gets up.* Damn you to hell! *MarzGurl takes off her mask.*

MarzGurl: I. I'm fine.

Linkara: Oh! God, MarzGurl! Don't go! You want me to tell you about Disneyland?

MarzGurl: No, really. I'm-

Linkara:

MarzGurl:Look, I don't know who you seem to think you are. I'm really-

Linkara: Up in my massive arms!

MarzGurl*muffled*: You're an idiot!

Everyone continues to charge. Cinema Snob uses a peashooter and gets part of it stuck in his throat.

NC: Remember, penmanship counts when you don't need to try harder.

In the background, Joe fires his guns.

Cut to Baugh, stepping out of his house. He then mans a cannon as people continue to run. He shoots the cannon as LordKat, Brad and Spoony dodge. Bennett simply ducks as well. Mickey rides Handsome Tom like a horse as they dodge the cannonballs.

8 Bit Mickey: Easy boy, easy!

Everyone continues to press on as the Bum charges in!

Bum: For Kickassia! *cannonball lands near him* Okay. I'm going.



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