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Kangaroo Jack
Released
September 12, 2017
Running Time
23:33
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(2017 NC intro)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it– (suddenly, he abruptly jumps up to his feat; holds up his left hand) Okay, I can't contain it, I am so excited about today's review! I can't believe we're looking over it! (holds up index finger) For the first time ever, we are going to review (takes a deep breath, then holds up a poster for the cartoon series...) Samurai Jack! (grins broadly)

(Cut to a montage of images from Samurai Jack)

NC (vo): I know, right? Said by many to be one of the best cartoons ever made, Samurai Jack hypnotized an entire generation with its stylized animation, surreal humor, and dramatic turns.

NC: I can't believe we get to look over it today!

(As he speaks, Malcolm and Tamara look at each other, perplexed. They speak silently among each other; they must know something the NC doesn't)

NC: This is the greatest job in the world! So, let's (pretends to whip out a sword) whip our our katana blades and get ready for action!

(All the while, Malcolm and Tamara make kangaroo motions, holding up their hands in front of their chests and hopping up and down. Finally, Malcolm walks up to the NC)

NC: For the first time ever, this is–

(But then, Malcolm walks up and whispers in his ear. The NC is stunned, but remains smiling. In spite of his smile, it is clear that he is quite upset at what Malcolm is telling. Still smiling (and Malcolm still whispering in his ear), he slowly tears his Samurai Jack poster in half, wads the torn-up pieces together, and drops them on the floor. Then he slowly takes out his gun and fires several shots at the torn-up pieces of paper on the floor. Malcolm finishes whispering in NC's ear and he nods, then closes his eyes in utter disappointment. He sits back down in his chair, unable to speak)

NC: ...Well, that's fine, too.

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