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'''Linkara (v/o):''' He spots a helicopter flying nearby and uses a slingshot – a freakin' slingshot of all things – to toss his homing device onto it. However, he's interrupted by a loud screeching sound. Back in the village, the sound is apparently strong enough to cause an earthquake, bringing down most of the buildings. Back on the mountain, James runs for cover inside of a cave... which makes even less sense considering the possibility of the ceiling falling down on him, but for now, he's protected but sealed in because of rocks falling in on the entrance. I.Q. and Tracy head out in search of James, following behind some of Goldfinger's goons. James frees himself from the cavern using one of I.Q.'s battery grenades, but he drops the other one. |
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So our hero doesn't drink martinis, doesn't sleep around, doesn't wear a tuxedo, isn't a spy, doesn't have a license to kill, and has the generic puns any halfwit could come up with when quipping. So, yeah, he's just like James Bond – except in everything that makes James Bond James Bond.
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Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. You know, if often surprises me how many franchises aimed at a slightly more adult audience somehow end up with kids' cartoons.
(Cut to the opening for a cartoon version of Rambo)
Linkara (v/o): Take, for example, Rambo. It's freaking Rambo! He picks up a gun and starts shooting and killing things while firing randomly and speaking incomprehensible dialogue! And really, half the time, it just sounds like he's saying (slurring) "Outlaw!" or something like that.
(Cut to the opening for Conan the Adventurer)
Linkara (v/o): How about Conan the Adventurer? Admittedly, Robert E. Howard's classic fantasy hero probably has a better time fitting into a kid's cartoon than others, but the guy from the books and the movie was a womanizing, thieving, bloody warrior. Again, nothing really wrong with turning that into a cartoon. It's just that they went for name value instead of making up their own hero.
(Cut to the opening for a cartoon version of Highlander)
Linkara (v/o): Or how about the Highlander cartoon? How the hell did they get away with a cartoon about beheading people?! Furthermore, who was it that looked at Highlander and said, "Yeah, this could work as a kid's show"?
Linkara: Which brings us to today's subject: James Bond, Jr., a cartoon from the early 1990s that just reeks of "What the hell were they thinking?!"
(Footage of this cartoon series is shown)
Linkara (v/o): James Bond is a secret agent – and I use that term loosely – who routinely has to kill people and sleep with women who are named in rather cosmopolitan fashion after parts of the human anatomy. What TV executive nodded their head at Sean Connery banging some woman before shooting out an enemy in a tuxedo and a smug expression and thought, "Oh, hell, yeah, I'm green-lighting this cartoon"? Well, of course, they couldn't make the best role model out of this guy, so they gave it to his nephew. Wait, his nephew? Then why the hell is he named James Bond, Jr.? The only way that makes sense is if he slept with his sister. Which would not surprise me, considering how the man is apparently allergic to his own pants when around women.
Linkara: So order yourself up a nonalcoholic martini as we dig into (holds up comic of review for today) "James Bond, Jr. #3".
(Title sequence rolls; title card has the opening to the classic James Bond theme playing; cut to a closeup of the comic's cover)
Linkara (v/o): Wow! This actually isn't that bad a cover! We have an action scene that's related to the plot. Hell, even the stupid tagline isn't that bad: "Can James save El Dorado from Goldfinger's evil... EARTH-CRACKER?"
Linkara: (looking at comic) "Earth-Cracker"? What, is Goldfinger really into organic foods?
Linkara (v/o): We open to the woods, where we see James Bond, Jr., accompanied, coincidentally, by the relatives of other members of the franchise, including I.Q., Tracy Milbanks, and Lotta Dinaro. Subtle.
I.Q.: Look here...
Linkara: Wow! Grass! We don't have anything like that outside the woods!
Linkara (v/o): All of a sudden, a tank comes charging at them. How the hell did they not hear that thing coming? Not to mention, I love how that guy in the tank is just hanging out of there like he was friggin' Patton.
Linkara: (calling out) Hey, General! Where are you going?
(A clip of Patton is shown)
Patton: (voiced by Linkara) England! I'm gonna personally shoot that martini-guzzlin' son-of-a-bitch!
(Cut back to the comic)
Linkara (v/o): So as the tank begins blasting, no doubt shattering all their eardrums, the young James Bond runs off to the side.
James Bond, Jr.: Quick! Get back to Warfield! I'll try and distract him!
Linkara (v/o): Which he tries to do by standing directly in the path of the tank... which he was running away from in the previous panel. And then suddenly he teleports since now he's off to the side, and the tank is going a completely different way.
James: Blast! He didn't fall for it!
Linkara: Didn't fall for what? Your ingenious plan of standing there and shouting, "Hey! Over here!"? And why didn't the tank just blast his ass?
Linkara (v/o): The tank shoots down a tree, blocking the escape of the other three. The pimp clothes-wearing man grabs Lotta and pulls him [sic] into the tank. How the hell did he do that? Did she just stand there while he reached down and grabbed her with a six-foot arm? Anyway, the man tosses his hat at James, which embeds itself in a tree.
Linkara: Wait, wait, wait, wait! That's Odd Job? Why the hell is he dressed like the deformed offspring of the Joker and Mr. T?
Linkara (v/o): James immediately runs off in pursuit of the tank, proclaiming...
James: Don't worry, Lotta... They won't kidnap you that easily...
Linkara (v/o): James is somehow able to keep up with the tank as it arrives at an airstrip, immediately loading itself onto a huge plane. And it's only now that Odd Job decides to slap a sticker on the tank that says, "Ship to: Puerto, Peru".
Linkara: Yeah, don't put an address on it or anything, just drop it off near the bus line and they'll be fine.
Linkara (v/o): Actually, what I really love about this is that James says he needs to go see where they're going and it's almost like Odd Job is pointing at it, like, "Go here, idiot." So the plane takes off, leaving James on the runway.
Linkara: Huh, I guess they will kidnap her that easily, kid.
Linkara (v/o): So who's the first person that the young Mr. Bond decides to inform?
James: I've got to get back and find Coach Mitchell.
(Cut to the MST3K gang watching Mitchell)
Joel and the Bots: (in unison) Mitchell!
(Back to the comic again)
James: He'll know what to do...
Linkara (v/o): Yeah, go to your gym coach, kid. That's the right strategy when reporting a kidnapping. Well, apparently, Mitchell...
(Cut to the MST3K gang again)
Joel and the Bots: Mitchell!
(Back to the comic again)
Linkara (v/o): ...is smart enough to report it to the authorities, but in the meantime, he provides exposition.
Coach Mitchell: I see your point, James, but Lotta's father has a reputation for being eccentric... After all, he spent his whole life searching for El Dorado, the lost city of gold!
James: Isn't it meant to be in Peru?
Mitchell: James! Everybody knows El Dorado doesn't really exist!
Linkara (v/o): (as Mitchell) Like the invisible breaths I'm holding for some reason. (normal) More exposition follows back in James' dorm room.
Tracy: Lotta's father was working on a secret project back in Peru, but he's been missing for over a month!
Linkara: You'd think people working on secret projects would have a cover story instead of just saying their project was secret.
Linkara (v/o): By the way, didn't the coach just say he was looking for El Dorado? How secret is it if the prep school's gym coach knows about it?
I.Q.: The authorities have drawn a blank! I don't think they'll believe your story!
James: Getting shipped to Peru in a mini-tank does seem a bit far-fetched.
Linkara: Geez, you know it's bad when the characters admit that the premise is weak.
James: There's only one way to find out, of course!
Linkara: Call your super-secret spy uncle who has the resources of MI6 at his disposal?
Linkara (v/o): Why, of course not. Little James is going to put himself at risk by going to Peru... along with his friends, who insist on coming.
I.Q.: Don't argue with her, James. There is no fury like a woman whose best friend needs help!
(Canned audience laughter and applause are heard)
Linkara: (laughs) The James Bond, Jr. Show will be right back after this ad for expensive crap you don't need.
Linkara (v/o): I.Q., like his grandfather, has gadgets ready for James.
I.Q.: ...a rope-launching watch, with built-in grips for securing to rock walls...
Linkara (v/o): Okay, pretty good so far.
I.Q.: ...a gold detector disguised as a camcorder with a range of twenty-five miles...
Linkara: Aaaaand any credibility this comic had is now circling the drain. Gold detectors do exist, but they're basically like any metal detector, producing a magnetic field that causes eddy currents when a conductive metal is near the coil. It sure as hell doesn't work 25 miles away, and you don't look through a viewfinder like they'll do!
I.Q.: ...the "batteries" next to it are mini-grenades, you arm them by pressing both ends twice...
Linkara: (stunned) Okay, I.Q., if you say you've got a gold detector, fine, I'll buy it. Just don't hurt anybody with those explosives you've got LYING AROUND YOUR DORM ROOM!!
Linkara (v/o): And finally, a homing device, though, that really doesn't seem as impressive compared to the mini-grenades and gold detector!
James: Thanks, I.Q. But haven't you got anything to protect me from Odd Job's flying hat?
I.Q.: The man with the bowler hat who captured Lotta was Odd Job? But that means...
James: Yes! If he's involved, then so is his boss... Goldfinger!
(The James Bond theme plays briefly)
Linkara: Wait, didn't they both die in the movie?
Linkara (v/o): We cut to two days later in Peru. I guess the three travel on horseback the whole way there or something. Now that we're in Peru, let's also mention that they're in the city of Puerto, which does not exist. There is a city called Puerto Maldonado, but since it doesn't look like an impoverished village, obviously they couldn't use that, which is kind of a shame since one of the few remaining industries in the city, according to Wikipedia, is gold collection in small quantities. Subsequently, "puerto" is Spanish for "port", which means that these people simply named their village "Port". You'll also notice that there doesn't seem to be any large body of water anywhere near the village. Huh. Speaking of things that make no sense, James uses his camcorder gold detector to see gold in the hills. While James goes off to the hills to look for the gold, the other two head into town to look for a hotel.
James: Be careful - I'll see you later. Look after Moneypenny, would you, Tracy?
Tracy: Moneypenny?
James: My mule!
Linkara: So you named your mule after Miss Moneypenny? Nice to see how much respect you have for her, kid.
Linkara (v/o): By the way, there's something about this kid that's put me off since I first saw him, and I think I figured out what it is: If you dyed his hair and combed it down a bit, he's...
(Cut to a panel of another comic showing...)
Linkara (v/o): ...friggin' Wheeler from Captain Planet! I mean, he's even got the stupid jacket to boot!
(Back to the James Bond, Jr. comic)
Tracy: I wonder if there's a hotel with running water?
I.Q.: I wonder if there's a hotel at all...
(Cut to an image of the central plaza of the real Puerto Maldonado, which is comparatively modern and far less run down)
Linkara (v/o): And once again, here's the central plaza of Puerto Maldonado. Whew! What an awful place!
(Another image is shown, this one showing numerous skyscrapers)
Linkara (v/o): Here's the financial district of another Peru city, San Isidro. Geez! What a destitute hellhole Peru is!
(Cut back to the comic again)
Linkara (v/o): After the two get shoved around by military officers, they meet an older white guy who says that the military officers are people who live in the mountains, who also have a big cannon up there. Welcome, once again, to Plot Convenience Playhouse, where there's an English speaker right in the village who can tell them that. You'll also notice that despite the face that Peru only has a 3% population of white people, every person in the village and working for Goldfinger, with the exception of Odd Job, is Caucasian. Then again, the only reason I know he isn't white is because I know in the movie he's Korean. Otherwise, he's colored as peach as everyone else. Well, except for the coach.
I.Q.: I hope James is having more luck than us.
Tracy: I just hope he doesn't end up on the wrong end of that big cannon the man talked about!
Linkara: So, I.Q. was smart enough to pack the miniature explosives, but not smart enough to pack a friggin' walkie-talkie?
Linkara (v/o): So Wheeler– I mean, James is climbing a mountain, and doing so Adam West-style without any kind of help or even tying it around his waist or anything.
James: Ahhh! Looks like I hit the jackpot!
Linkara: (as James) Yes, I've climbed a mountain and found... more mountain. (holds up fist) The jackpot has clearly been hit!
Linkara (v/o): He spots a helicopter flying nearby and uses a slingshot – a freakin' slingshot of all things – to toss his homing device onto it. However, he's interrupted by a loud screeching sound. Back in the village, the sound is apparently strong enough to cause an earthquake, bringing down most of the buildings. Back on the mountain, James runs for cover inside of a cave... which makes even less sense considering the possibility of the ceiling falling down on him, but for now, he's protected but sealed in because of rocks falling in on the entrance. I.Q. and Tracy head out in search of James, following behind some of Goldfinger's goons. James frees himself from the cavern using one of I.Q.'s battery grenades, but he drops the other one.
James: ...And that's the other one lost! Oh well! No time to look for it.
Linkara: (as James) Damn, it fell down all of three feet! Clearly, I can't just reach down and grab it.
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Digimon: Digital Monsters 1 · Phonogram: The Immaterial Girl 1-6 · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 · Trouble 3 · The Star Wars 4 · Spectacular Spider-Man Episode 1x10 - "Persona" · Youngblood 9 · The A-Team 2 · The Batman/Superman Movie: World's Finest · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 1 · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 2 · Reagan's Raiders 1 · Fist of the North Star, Ch. 1 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 4 · Iron Man: The Animated Series - The Wedding of Iron Man · Athena 3 · Batman: The Dark Knight 1-3 · The New Teen Titans Anti-Drug Giveaway 2 · Crisis on Infinite Earths · Secret Wars (1984) · The Infinity Gauntlet · Flashpoint · Babylon 5 1 · The Star Wars 5 · All-New Ghost Rider, Volume 2 · Robocop vs. the Terminator 2 · Superman vs. the Terminator 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: News By Computer Foils Kidnappers · Ultimate Power 4 · Delicious in Dungeon, Vol. 1 · Batman: Odyssey 1 · Asterix: The Legionary · Comic Book Quickies 7 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 1-4 (2012-2013 series) · Thunderbirds Are Go · Batman: The Official Movie Adaptation · Ultimate Iron Man Vol. 1 1-2 · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 11-12 · Stormwatch 0 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Beginning 1-2 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Fearbook · New Line Cinema's Tales of Horror 1 · The Sensational Spider-Man 0 · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash · Marvel Comics 1 · Brave and the Bold 28 · Kamen Rider Fourze Episodes 1-4 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Dark Holiday Special · Sensation Comics 14: The Story of Fir Balsam · Steam Wars Holiday Special · Christmas with the Superheroes 2
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| 2018:
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My Top 15 Favorite Episodes of AT4W · Legion of Superheroes: The Great Darkness Saga · James Bond, Jr. 1 · JLA/Avengers · Homestuck, Act 2 · Isaac Asimov's I-Bots 1 · Thunderstrike 1 · Youngblood 10 · Badrock 1A · Event Comics Month II: Infinite Crisis · Event Comics Month II: Infinity War · Event Comics Month II: World War Hulk · Event Comics Month II: Final Crisis · Power Rangers Turbo vs. Beetleborgs Metallix 1 · Diesel 1 · Teen Titans: "Betrayal" and "Aftershock, Parts 1 and 2" · The Punisher: Purgatory · Comic Book Quickies 8 · 500th Episode · Dark Knight III: The Master Race 1-2 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Green Lantern · The New Guardians 3 · US-1 7 · Nova Girls: Space 34-24-34 · Batman: Odyssey 2 · Star Wars 3-D 2 · Pokémon - The Electric Tale of Pikachu 3 · PSA Hell: Captain America Meets the Asthma Monster · Superman and Spider-Man · Amazing Cow Heroes 4: Cold Cuts · Ravage 2099 2 · Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Safeguarding the Environment · Mr. T and the T-Force 4 · Star Trek 2 (DC) · Star Trek (2009): The Official Motion Picture Adaptation · Star Trek: The Next Generation 4 · Star Trek 1 (Gold Key) · Silent Hill: Hunger · The Thing: The Northern Nightmare · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors · Spider-Man: Smoke and Mirrors · Hellraiser: Hell on Earth · Fantastic Four 52 · Marvel Comics 1 (The Human Torch) · The Incredible Hulk 181 · The New Mutants 98 · Batman Returns: The Official Comic Adaptation · The Punisher: Red X-Mas · Star Wars: The Force Awakens Comic Adaptation · Luke Cage, Hero for Hire 7
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| 2019:
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Yet Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 5 · Batman/Aliens 1 · Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel · Pokémon 15x19-20 "Cilan Takes Flight" and "An Amazing Aerial Battle" · Tomb Raider Vol. 3: Queen of Serpents · Little Victory: Chimera 1 · Youngblood 0 · Kickers, Inc. 1 · The Savage Dragon 1 · Darkwing Duck 1-4 · The California Raisins 3-D 5 · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 1-3 · Gallery of Horrors · Batman: The Dark Knight 16-17 · Tremors · Ultimate Power 5-6 · Batman Forever: The Official Comic Adaptation · Street Fighter: The Official Comic Adaptation · Catwoman: The Official Comic Adaptation · Dune: The Official Comic Adaptation · Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Movie Special · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 1 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 2 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 3 · US-1 8 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Community Action Program · Captain America Goes to War Against Drugs · Comic Book Swimsuit Issues · Batman 45-47: The Gift · Star Trek: The Next Generation 5 · The A-Team 3 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 5-9 · Trouble 4 · Franken Fran, Ch. 1 and 4 · Youngblood: Judgment Day · Teen Titans 27-28 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser 1 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Summer Special · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Spring Slaughter · Spider-Man: The Exile Returns · Detective Comics 225 (Martian Manhunter) · Batman: Harley Quinn 1 · DC Comics Presents 26 · The Flash 123 · Evil Dead 2: A Merry Deadmite X-Mas · Transformers (UK) 145 · The All-New Batman: The Brave and the Bold 14 · Star Wars: The Last Jedi Comic Adaptation
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| 2020:
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Top 15 Dumbest Evil Plans of AT4W · Batman/Aliens 2 · Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Deep Trouble 1-4 · Megamind · Revolution · Superman vs. Muhammad Ali · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 4-6 · Youngblood: Strikefile 1 · Comic Book Quickies 9 · Black Panther, Vol. 4 1-6 · Batman: Odyssey 3 · Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers · The Champions, Vol. 3 1-4: Beat the Devil · Star Trek vs. Transformers · Athena 4 · Daredevil: Born Again · Action Comics 775 · Comic Book Quickies 10 · 600th Episode · Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Rogue One Comic Adaptation · DC Challenge! 1 · Kyoryu Sentai Zyurangers Episodes 40-43 · Trouble 5 · Dan Dare: Voyage to Venus · Superman 358 · Zero Hour: Crisis in Time · House of M · Secret Empire · Heroes in Crisis · Animax 1 · Ninjutsu 1-2 · Green Goblin 1-2, 4, 8, 12-13 · US-1 9 · Emergency! 1 · Mr. T and the T-Force 5 · Pinhead 1-3 · Pinhead 4-6 · Pinhead vs. Marshal Law · Spider-Man: Web of Life · Marvel Super-Heroes 12 (Captain Marvel) · The Flash 110 · The Amazing Spider-Man 129 · Awesome Comics Holiday Special · Transformers (UK) 41 · Solo: A Star Wars Story Comic Adaptation
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| 2021:
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Yet Another 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W · Star Trek Book and Record Set: Dinosaur Planet · DC Challenge! 2 · The Mighty Heroes 1 · Justice League 1x01-3: Secret Origins · The Star Wars 6 · The King of Braves GaoGaiGar Ep. 1-4 · Youngblood: Strikefile 2 · Pokémon 15×01-02: "Enter Elesa, Electrifying Gym Leader" & "Dazzling the Nimbasa Gym" · Stanley and his Monster 1-4 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: The Transformers 1-40 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Transformers 41-80 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Generation 2 and Regeneration One · Star Trek 9 (Gold Key) · Star Trek/Legion of Superheroes · Mystery Science Theater 3000 1 · Batman: The Dark Knight Returns · Ultimate Power 7-8 · Batman: The Dark Knight 23.4 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Aquaman · Sword Interval: Flashback Arc · PSA Hell: The Amazing Spider-Man: Riot at Robotworld · Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) · Transformers/Ghostbusters: Ghosts of Cybertron · The New Guardians 4 · Codename: Ninja 1 · Batman: Hush · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Ep. 15-16 · Mr. T and the T-Force 6 · Doom’s IV 1 · Batman and Elmer Fudd & Catwoman and Sylvester and Tweety · Batman: Odyssey 4 · The Dresden Files: Storm Front, Vol. 1 · US-1 10 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 6 · DC Challenge! 3 · Marvel Super Special 1: KISS · The Ring, Vol. 1 · The Ring, Vol. 2 · Spider-Man: Web of Death · Detective Comics 359 · The X-Men 4 · Batman 1 · Spider-Man Holiday Special 1995 · The Adventures of Chrissie Claus 1 · Christmas Quickies 1 · Still Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W
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| 2022:
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Ultimate Power 9 · The Adventures of Superboy 3x05-06 and 4x07-08 · Batman: The Killing Joke Adaptation · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating the JLA · Chew: Poyo Character Focus · Youngblood: Strikefile 3 · Doctor Who: Logopolis · Armageddon 2001 · Secret Invasion · Civil War II · Dark Nights: Metal · The Star Wars 7 · Sonic the Hedgehog: Tangle and Whisper · Star Trek: The Next Generation/X-Men: Planet X · Stargate SG-1: P.O.W. · Man of Steel · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 7 · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Episodes 17-21 · US-1 11 · X-Men Green · Spider-Man: Maximum Carnage · DC Challenge! 4 · Comic Book Quickies 11 · 700th Episode · Ken Penders' The Lost Ones 1 · Star Wars Infinities: A New Hope · Transformers: Deviations · Legion of Superheroes 0 and Legionnaires 0 · Mr. T and the T-Force 7 · The Ring, Vol. 3: Spiral · The Ring, Vol. 4: Birthday · Spider-Man: Funeral for an Octopus · Christmas Quickies 2 · Batman 27: A Christmas Peril · Mr. T and Emmanuel Lewis in A Christmas Dream · Top 15 Goofiest Superheroes of Atop the Fourth Wall
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| 2023:
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Star Wars: A New Hope Comic Adaptation · Marvelman Family's Finest 1 · Superman vs. Aliens 1 · Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney · Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits · Youngblood: Strikefile 4 · What Dreams May Come, Part 1: The Sandman 1-20 · What Dreams May Come, Part 2: The Sandman 21-40 · What Dreams May Come, Part 3: The Sandman 41-60 · What Dreams May Come, Part 4: The Sandman 61-75 · Animax 2 · The Dome: Ground Zero · Action Comics 1 (Non-Superman Stories) · Transformers (UK) 132-134 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Robin · Mr. T and the T-Force 8 · The Dresden Files: Storm Front, Vol. 2: Maelstrom · Captain Marvel: The Last Avenger · E-Robot, Ch. 1 · Overwatch: Legacy and Old Soldiers · Green Lantern: Emerald Twilight · Back to the Future: Who is Marty McFly? · Super Soldier 1 · Legends of the Dark Claw 1 · Spider-Boy 1 · Assassins 1 · DC Challenge! 5 · US-1 12 · The Star Wars 8 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 8 · The Ring, Vol 0: Birthday · Sadako at the End of the World · Spider-Man: The Mark of Kaine · Sadako-San and Sadako-Chan · Doctor Who: Remembrance of the Daleks · Doctor Who: The Klepton Parasites · Doctor Who: The Chimes of Midnight · Yu-Gi-Oh: Capsule Monsters Ep. 1-3 · Klaus 1-7
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| 2024:
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Still Another 15 Mistakes of AT4W · Batman vs. the Predator 1 · Ben 10 Ep. 1×01, 09, 13 · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Ep. 14, 22-24 · Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Comic Adaptation · Sonic/Mega Man: Worlds Collide, Act 1 · Youngblood: Strikefile 5 · Marvel vs. DC
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| Specials:
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AT4W 2009 Trailer · Linkara's Take on Watchmen · Watchmen Review · Theme Song Contest · The Spoony Experiment: Warrior #1 · Theme Song Contest Winner! · Blackest Night · Silent Hill: Dying Inside Trailer · Silent Hill Alternate Endings · AT4W & Spoony: Experiment Warrior 2-3 · October 2010 Trailer · Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings · The Live Show! · AT4W Story Recap · October 2011 Trailer · Return of AT4W Live! · Revenge of the AT4W Live! · Southland Tales · Curse of AT4W Live · House of AT4W Live! · Ghost of AT4W LIVE! · October 2012 Trailers · Bride of AT4W Live! · Son of AT4W Live! · Night of AT4W Live! · Day of AT4W Live! · Dawn of AT4W Live! · Land of AT4W Live! · Diary and Survival of AT4W Live! · Power of AT4W Live! · Midnight of AT4W Live! · Planet of AT4W LIVE! · Genesis of AT4W LIVE! · 300th Episode Livestream Recordings · Destiny of AT4W LIVE! · Resurrection of AT4W LIVE! · Revelation of AT4W Live! · Remembrance of AT4W LIVE! · The New 52 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 1 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 2 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 3 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 4 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 5
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