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(We start off with a wooden sign with neon lights saying "SANTA'S WORKSHOP") |
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NC (vo): We start off outside the incredibly well advertised Santa's Workshop. You know, you're sending mixed signals with the wooden sign yet electric lettering. |
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NC: Why don't you just put this on while you're at it? |
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(The sign now has a dancer on a stripper pole while HOES HOES HOES has been added to the sign) |
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NC (vo): Santa wakes up his workers with his synthesized trumpet playing. |
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(Santa is seen blowing on a trumpet) |
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NC: A man of many talents. |
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NC (vo): And he wakes them up again by singing because apparently the trumpet did nothing. |
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Santa: Rise and shine, elves! Ho ho ho ho! |
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Elves: (singing to the tune of Jingle Bells) Rise and shine he says/From our elfin beds. |
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(NC is surprised) |
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NC: Did he just say their effing beds? (The line plays again) Guys, kids are watching. |
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(I couldn't understand the next line) |
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NC: Okay, the swear jar's over there. |
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Elves: Elfin Bells, Elfin Bells. |
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NC: Christ, does your music need a Parental Warning? (An album is shown titled "Let's ELF Shit Up!") |
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NC (vo): The lyrics get even more grim the further you listen to them. |
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Elves: Die another day/For our elfin pay/Play is work and work is play |
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NC (vo): Man, Santa runs a pretty unforgiving setup.Imagine these words being spoken instead of sung. |
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NC: (as Santa) Yeah, die another day. Making toys for Santa isn't work, it's play. (He looks to the camera) Play is work. Work is play. |
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NC (vo): So after we realize Santa shanghaied the Keebler elves through some sort of illegal cloning ring, our main villain, Dr. Claw, enters the picture. |
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(Dr. Claw gives Mad Cat a pet before putting on a Santa suit and gloves, letting out an evil laugh) |
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NC: Yes, this is really happening. Dr. Claw is dressing up like Santa. (NC is shaking his head and facepalming) I am not prepared for this kind of silly. Maybe if I watch this. (The Patrick Stewart clip is shown again) Okay, okay, let's try it again. |
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Claw: I, Dr. Claw-- |
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NC: (taking his glasses off) Nope, not working! |
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NC (vo): I have so many questions. First of all, wow. Who knew Dr. Claw was so short? |
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NC: I guess sitting down just gives you the shin legs of Hank Hill's father? (A picture of King of the Hill is shown with Hank, Bobby and Cotton Hill) |
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NC (vo): Second, his arms seem to have gotten pretty scrawny, don't you think? |
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NC: Does he eat carbs? |
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NC (vo): Third, *sigh* what exactly is his scheme again? |
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Claw: I, Dr. Claw, will ruin Christmas myself and the world blames Santa Claus. (He pulls out the hat Mad Cat was sitting on, making him flip into a wreath) Hehehehe. |
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NC: That's a weird plan, buddy. |
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NC (vo): What do you care if you ruin Christmas or even if Santa gets blamed? Your focus used to be robberies, terrorism, obtaining power. What does making Santa look lazy accomplish? |
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Claw: Santa's name will be slush. His reputation will be ruined. Hehehehe! |
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NC: (as Claw) And I will have the honor of...having done that. |
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NC (vo): No wonder you kept losing to an eight-year old. Your plans center about what eight-year olds care about. You're making (Clip of Dr. Claw from the live-action movie) this guy look credible now! |
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Claw: How dare you! |
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NC (vo): So Dr. Claw uses his mind controlling hats on the elves-- |
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NC: Because this is our reality for the next half hour. |
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NC (vo): --and operates a hook crane to lift Santa. |
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Santa: Get me down! |
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NC (vo): (As Santa) Jack Skellington, I told you I'm done with this shit! |
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(Santa is dropped down a tube sealed in a grate) |
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Claw: Any wonders who can stop me now, and my MAD agents will stop him first. |
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NC: Eh, soon as I figure out how to stop the snow from looking like streams of urine. (A shot of the snow falling down in streams is shown) Seriously, are a bunch of snowmen taking a piss up there? |
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Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas
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December 6, 2016
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(After the Nostalgia Critic 2016 opening, we start off on a view of Planet Sha7u#o?Wz, which is a highly advanced alien society. We cut to Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers as aliens on this planet)
Mayor: As mayor of...the universe, (addressing a crowd of other aliens) I award C.C. Cuckooclocks as the biggest lover of Christmas in all of the galaxies. (He puts a medal around her neck) Her love of this holiday is unrivaled by...anyone. Yes.
(The crowd cheers for her)
CC: Thank you all so much for this award. I'm very flattered by it. It is so wonderful to know that no one in the entire Solar System, anywhere else, loves Christmas as much as I. (A boom is heard) What was that?
Mayor: Well, it sounds like the light barrier being broken. (BOOM) And the speed of time being warped. (BOOM) And every conceivable ozone layer being shattered.
(We cut to a scene of something zooming in space before cutting back to the Nostalgia Critic floating down into the city. The other aliens are confused until...)
NC: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
(His Christmas cheer is so powerful it destroys the entire planet!! All that's left is a nebula where the planet once stood before NC clears his throat)
NC: I win.
(Scenes of Christmas decorations are shown)
NC (vo): When life gives you lemons, you say "Fuck lemons, where's my Christmas?" It's the greatest time of the year, and we're once again gonna celebrate all the merriment it has to offer. The snow, the hot chocolate, (cut to a picture of cosplayers of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad sitting next to Santa Claus while holding up a bag of Blue Sky meth) whatever the hell I'm looking at here, Christmas has everything.
(Now, NC is at his usual spot)
NC: And as part of celebrating the holidays, we also have to look at the weirdest parts of it. (Cut to a clip of Patrick Stewart with an hat singing "We Are Santa's Elves" and dancing on his head) No, not Patrick Stewart wearing a singing elf hat. (He catches the mouse cursor trying to check the video out) You can watch that later. I'm, of course, talking about Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas. (He catches the cursor again)
(The title of the aforementioned Christmas special is shown, before showing the clips from it)
NC (vo): It's a weird list of people who have saved Christmas, isn't it? (Posters of other "Saved Christmas" movies and specials are shown) Ernest, the Berenstain Bears, the Glo Friends, Elmo, Mater from Cars, Diego, the Bratz Babyz, escaped mental ward patients (Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas), Felix the Cat.
NC: It kind of feels like anyone can save Christmas, it's not particularly hard.
NC (vo): So why not throw Inspector Gadget into the mix? Based on the hit kids show about a bumbling inspector and his ignored prodigy of a niece, this special aired in December of 1992, just six years before its cinematic followup still awaiting an apology tour.
Gadget (Matthew Broderick): No! I gotta get out of here. (Chatters with his teeth)
NC: That man was nominated for an Oscar.
NC (vo): The great thing about this special is it's pretty much exactly what you think it's gonna be. The first few images that pop into your head when you hear this title is 100% what it consists of. It's ridiculous in the ways only Inspector Gadget can provide.
NC: So let's Go-Go Gadget Dollar Store Cash-in, this is Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas.
(We start off with a wooden sign with neon lights saying "SANTA'S WORKSHOP")
NC (vo): We start off outside the incredibly well advertised Santa's Workshop. You know, you're sending mixed signals with the wooden sign yet electric lettering.
NC: Why don't you just put this on while you're at it?
(The sign now has a dancer on a stripper pole while HOES HOES HOES has been added to the sign)
NC (vo): Santa wakes up his workers with his synthesized trumpet playing.
(Santa is seen blowing on a trumpet)
NC: A man of many talents.
NC (vo): And he wakes them up again by singing because apparently the trumpet did nothing.
Santa: Rise and shine, elves! Ho ho ho ho!
Elves: (singing to the tune of Jingle Bells) Rise and shine he says/From our elfin beds.
(NC is surprised)
NC: Did he just say their effing beds? (The line plays again) Guys, kids are watching.
(I couldn't understand the next line)
NC: Okay, the swear jar's over there.
Elves: Elfin Bells, Elfin Bells.
NC: Christ, does your music need a Parental Warning? (An album is shown titled "Let's ELF Shit Up!")
NC (vo): The lyrics get even more grim the further you listen to them.
Elves: Die another day/For our elfin pay/Play is work and work is play
NC (vo): Man, Santa runs a pretty unforgiving setup.Imagine these words being spoken instead of sung.
NC: (as Santa) Yeah, die another day. Making toys for Santa isn't work, it's play. (He looks to the camera) Play is work. Work is play.
NC (vo): So after we realize Santa shanghaied the Keebler elves through some sort of illegal cloning ring, our main villain, Dr. Claw, enters the picture.
(Dr. Claw gives Mad Cat a pet before putting on a Santa suit and gloves, letting out an evil laugh)
NC: Yes, this is really happening. Dr. Claw is dressing up like Santa. (NC is shaking his head and facepalming) I am not prepared for this kind of silly. Maybe if I watch this. (The Patrick Stewart clip is shown again) Okay, okay, let's try it again.
Claw: I, Dr. Claw--
NC: (taking his glasses off) Nope, not working!
(NC breaks down laughing)
NC (vo): I have so many questions. First of all, wow. Who knew Dr. Claw was so short?
NC: I guess sitting down just gives you the shin legs of Hank Hill's father? (A picture of King of the Hill is shown with Hank, Bobby and Cotton Hill)
NC (vo): Second, his arms seem to have gotten pretty scrawny, don't you think?
NC: Does he eat carbs?
NC (vo): Third, *sigh* what exactly is his scheme again?
Claw: I, Dr. Claw, will ruin Christmas myself and the world blames Santa Claus. (He pulls out the hat Mad Cat was sitting on, making him flip into a wreath) Hehehehe.
NC: That's a weird plan, buddy.
NC (vo): What do you care if you ruin Christmas or even if Santa gets blamed? Your focus used to be robberies, terrorism, obtaining power. What does making Santa look lazy accomplish?
Claw: Santa's name will be slush. His reputation will be ruined. Hehehehe!
NC: (as Claw) And I will have the honor of...having done that.
NC (vo): No wonder you kept losing to an eight-year old. Your plans center about what eight-year olds care about. You're making (Clip of Dr. Claw from the live-action movie) this guy look credible now!
Claw: How dare you!
NC (vo): So Dr. Claw uses his mind controlling hats on the elves--
NC: Because this is our reality for the next half hour.
NC (vo): --and operates a hook crane to lift Santa.
Santa: Get me down!
NC (vo): (As Santa) Jack Skellington, I told you I'm done with this shit!
(Santa is dropped down a tube sealed in a grate)
Claw: Any wonders who can stop me now, and my MAD agents will stop him first.
NC: Eh, soon as I figure out how to stop the snow from looking like streams of urine. (A shot of the snow falling down in streams is shown) Seriously, are a bunch of snowmen taking a piss up there?
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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