| Cinema Snob Transcripts
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| 2010:
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E.T. The Porno · Lady Terminator · Nudist Colony of the Dead · Bloody New Year · Brazilian Star Wars · The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine · Universal Soldier · The Astro-Zombies · Turkish Star Wars · Porno Holocaust · Beaver & Buttface · Sadomania · Brad and Jerrid Shit Their Pants · Troll 3 (Part 1) · Troll 3 (Part 2) · Top 10 Best "Manimal" Moments · Bloodsucking Freaks · Public Domain Theater: "Devil Times Five" · Troll · Demented Death Farm Massacre · Troll 2 · Don't Open Till Christmas · Kung Tai Ted: "Return of the Street Fighter" · "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" Trailer · Brad and Jerrid Play Candyland · Death Nurse · Death Bed: The Bed That Eats · The House of the Devil · Curse of the Cannibal Confederates · Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky · Death Nurse 2 · Mother's Day · Video Violence 2 · Bad Movie Cinema Snobs: "McBain" · Deathrow Gameshow · The Body Shop · Las Vegas Bloodbath · Alien 2: On Earth · Ax 'Em · American Commando 3: Savage Temptation · Hardgore · Superman: The 1975 Musical · Island of Death · Hell's Bloody Devils · Redneck Zombies · Super Hornio Brothers · The Expendables · Caligula (part 1) · Caligula (part 2) · Violent Shit · Slugs · Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes · Creepozoids · Super Hornio Bros. 2 · Satan's School for Girls · Dolemite · The Geek · Chatterbox · Weasels Rip My Flesh · Home Sweet Home · Violent Shit II · Zombi 7 · Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2
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| 2011:
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New Year's Evil · Pussy Talk · The Forgotten Nic Cage: "Zandalee" · Dressed to Fire · Italian Batman · The Forgotten Nic Cage: "The Best of Times" · Driller Killer · Star Odyssey · Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory · Billy the Kid vs. Dracula · Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter · Night Trap · Las Tortugas Pinjas · Grizzly II: The Predator · The Refrigerator · Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy · The Galaxy Invader · Geek Maggot Bingo · Cannibal Holocaust · Night of Horror · Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars · Dracula, The Dirty Old Man · Pieces · Beware! Children at Play · A Clockwork Orgy · Nail Gun Massacre · The Tormentors · Nightdreams · Pink Flamingos · Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina · Nekromantik · Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom · Hitler: Dead or Alive · The Stewardesses 3D · Entrails of a Virgin · Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom · Blood Feast · Child Bride · The Sinful Dwarf · Angel Above - The Devil Below · Dr. Sex · Maniac · Bat Pussy · Badi (The Turkish E.T.) · Keep Up the Lust E.T. · Nukie · Homoti (The OTHER Turkish E.T.) · Extra Terrestrial Visitors · Porno Midnight Heat · Blood Rage · The Corpse Grinders · Elves
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| 2012:
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Cannibal Ferox · Anthropophagus · Zombie 6: Monster Hunter · The Gestapo's Last Orgy · The Helter Skelter Murders · Giallo a Venezia · Guyana: Cult of the Damned · Rape Squad · Woodchipper Massacre · Ninja Terminator · The Terror of Tiny Town · The Last House on the Left · Horror of the Zombies · Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment · Gums · Mother's Day (2010) · Sleepaway Camp · They Saved Hitler's Brain · Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers · Faces of Death · Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland · Criminally Insane · The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin · Goldengirl · Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days · Gross Out · Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor · The Beast · Los Porno Sin Son · The Mutilator · Karate Girl · Hack-O-Lantern · The Devil with Hitler · Violent Shit 4.0 · Turkish Casper · Son of Sleepaway Camp · Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!
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| 2013:
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre · Tampon Tango · Return to Sleepaway Camp · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 1 · Moment by Moment · Crackerjack · Debbie Does Dallas · I Spit on Your Grave (Part 1) · I Spit on Your Grave (Part 2) · Plutonium Baby · Beyond the Valley of the Dolls · E~3: The Extra Testicle · The Terminator 1991 Remake · Water Power · The German Chainsaw Massacre · Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS · Heartbeeps · My Baby is Black! · Souperman · Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks · In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo · Shock! Shock! Shock! · The Legend of the Lone Ranger · Robot Jox · Dogs · The Taming of Rebecca · Friday the 13th · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 2: The Deuce · Friday the 13th, Part 2 · Saturday the 14th · Gayracula · Jack the Ripper Goes West · Xtro · Halloween · Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters · Don't Go in the Woods...Alone! · Basket Case · Turkish I Spit on Your Grave · Snob Riffs! "A Day of Thanksgiving" · Let My Puppets Come · Russian The Hobbit · Silent Night, Deadly Night
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| 2014:
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band · E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody · The Conqueror · Endless Love · Fatal Games · Hitler's Harlot · Caddyshack II · Ilsa the Wicked Warden · Ninja Champion · Black Love · Two of a Kind · Curse of Bigfoot · The Geek 2 · To Catch a Yeti · Black River Monster · The Legend of Boggy Creek · Mommie Dearest · Godzilla's Revenge · Drive · Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell! · Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D · The Stepfather · Robot Wars · Wired · Brazilian Planet of the Apes · The Babe Ruth Story · Hercules · The Adventures of Hercules II · The Lonely Lady · Driller: A Sexual Thriller · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 3: Exploitation Explosion · Devil Times Five · Cut-Throats Nine · At Long Last Love · The Apple · Shock Treatment · Can't Stop the Music · The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude · Fun in Balloon Land · Halloween II · Down and Dirty Duck · A Nightmare on Elm Street · Black Rage · Turkish First Blood · Foreskin Gump · Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
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| 2015:
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Zombie · Cruisin' 57 · Hell of the Living Dead · Suspiria · Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter · Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? · Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega · The House By the Cemetery · Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning · Miami Connection · Jungle Holocaust · Exorcist II: The Heretic · The Crippled Avengers · Top Dog · Hard Knuckle · Heaven's Gate (Part 1) · Dinosaur Island · Heaven's Gate (Part 2) · Heaven's Gate (Part 3) · The Penetrator · Windows · Ghosts Can't Do It · Blast-Off Girls · The Fantastic Four · Bingo · A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot · A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge · The New York Ripper · Staying Alive · Little Rita of the West · Fangs (Egyptian Rocky Horror) · Xanadu · Black is Beautiful · Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers · The Passion of the Christ · Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers · Suckula · Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives · Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas · Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week · Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · The Star Wars Holiday Special · Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
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| 2016:
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Old Fashioned · Enter the Ninja · A Short Look at "Bat P**sy" · Zombi 3 · The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure · War Room · A Short Look at "Nazi Love Island" · Second Glance · If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? · Death Wish II · A Short Look at "Orgasmo Esotico" · A Short Look at "Rites of Uranus" · Superman IV: The Quest for Peace · Turkish Batman · Wonder Woman 1974 · God's Not Dead · Oh! Heavenly Dog · Going Bananas · The Pretender · Crime of the Age · Captain America · Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood · 3 Dev Adam · Power Pack · Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles · The Slumber Party Massacre · Satan Bite the Dust · Slumber Party Massacre II · Independence Day 1983 · Tarzan, The Ape Man · Ghost Fever · Sex Trek · Strokemon · A Talking Cat!?! · Bushwhacked · The ButterCream Gang · The Burning Hell · Donald Tramp · Grease 2 · The Identical · Breakin' · Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo · Trick or Treat · Spaced Invaders · Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers · A Halloween Puppy · Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut · Dr. Strange · Dangerous Men · Last Ounce of Courage · The Magic Christmas Tree · Silent Night, Bloody Night · Dear Santa
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| 2017:
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Reefer Madness · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 1) · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 2) · I'm Not Ashamed · Macho Man · Glen or Glenda? · The Beyond · Manhattan Baby · City of the Living Dead · Conquest · King Dong · Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla · Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers · God's Club · The Smuffs · Zombies on Broadway · God's Not Dead 2 · Another Son of Sam · Gnardians of the Galaxy · Unidentified Flying Oddball · Windy City · Pirates · Erotic Nights of the Living Dead · Night of the Seagulls · The Other Deep Throat II · Caligula III · Cannibal Holocaust 2 · That Nazty Nuisance · Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train · Return to Boggy Creek · Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit Part Two · Slumber Party Massacre III · Darna vs. The Planet Women · Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy · The Little Cars in The Great Race · Gladiformers · Spanker-Man · Playmate of the Apes · Sex and the City · Christian Mingle: The Movie · Sex and the City 2 · Double Down · Voiceless · Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot · Dancin': It's On! · Song of the South · Hi-Tops · My Little Pony: The Movie · Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later · Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday · Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween · A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors · Halloween: Resurrection · Mr. No Legs · Bummer! · He Knows You're Alone · Christmas with a Capital C · Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) · The Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks · A Christmas Kiss
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| 2018:
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The Buttercream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain · The Believer's Heaven · I Am Here...Now · The Little Cars 2: Rodopolis Adventures · Ed · Kissing a Fool · Three to Tango · Marci X · Death Wish 3 · Tugrats · Monguito: The Argentinian E.T. · Let There Be Light · Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure · Jason X · Sex and the City 3 · A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master · A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child · Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare · Wes Craven's New Nightmare · Star Babe · Carman: Great God · The Illusionauts · Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy · Carnosaur · The Wasp Woman · Freddy vs. Jason · The Cinema Snob Movie (Part 1) · The Cinema Snob Movie (Part 2) · Hillary's America · Fateful Findings · Persecuted · Mobsters and Mormons · Rock Around the Clock · Wild Guitar · Go, Johnny, Go! · Shake, Rattle & Rock! · Rob Zombie's Halloween · Wacko · Rob Zombie's Halloween II · The Day After Halloween · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 4: Cooled by Refrigeration · The Town That Dreaded Sundown · The Puppet Inside Me · Spongeknob Squarenuts · Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose · A Christmas Kiss II · A Little Piece of Heaven · A Christmas Puppy · To All a Goodnight
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| 2019:
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Inchon · God's Not Dead 3: A Light in Darkness · 1941 · The Trump Prophecy · A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) · Hellraiser · The Laygo Movie · Left Behind: The Movie · Leprechaun 2 · Hellbound: Hellraiser II · Pet Sematary · Choose Your Own Guttenberg · The Bed Room (The Room Parody) · The Berenstain Bears' Easter Surprise · The Amityville Horror · Puppet Master · Gotti · 10 Awesome Things About Battlefield Earth · Godzilla: King of the Monsters! · The Zodiac Killer · Shaft · Child's Play · The Hollywood Knights · AmeriGeddon · That Darn Cat! (1965) · Until September · God's Compass · Tango & Cash · Pet Sematary Two · Unplanned · Stephen King's It · High School Musical · Bollywood Friday the 13th · High School Musical 2 · High School Musical 3: Senior Year · Sunday School Musical · Halloween 2018 · Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth · Scanners · The Life Zone · King Frat · ThanksKilling · Frozen Land · Black Christmas (1974) · Jason Xmas · A Karate Christmas Miracle · Santa's Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown · 2019: After the Fall of New York
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| 2020:
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2020 Texas Gladiators · 3 on a Meathook · God Bless the Broken Road · Tyler Perry's A Fall from Grace · Dreamer · The Haunting of Sharon Tate · Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia · Sonic the Vadgehog · At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul · Friday the 13th (2009) · Leprechaun 3 · Stephen King's The Stand · Corona Zombies · Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America · The Patriot: Steven Seagal vs. Deadly Virus · The Revelation Road Trilogy · Assassin 33 AD · Corona Zombies 2: Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King · Stephen King's Salem's Lot · World War III · Oy Vey! My Son is Gay!! · Angry Asian Murder Hornets · Stepfather III: Father's Day · 365 Days · Pass Thru · Night of the Creeps · The Jerk Too · Casino Royale 1954 · Dr. No · Stephen King's Carrie / Jennifer · Child's Play 2 · The Exterminator Movies · From Russia with Love · The Rocky Horror Picture Show · Repo! The Genetic Opera · Phantom of the Paradise · Little Shop of Horrors · Halloween III: Season of the Witch · Night of the Demons · The Witches · The Craft · 1980 in Film · Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning (re-review) · Goldfinger · Black Christmas (2006) · A Wrestling Christmas Miracle · Christmas in the Rockies · A Recipe for Seduction: A Colonel Sanders Movie · Happy Birthday to Me · Silent Night, Deadly Night 2012
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| 2021:
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The Shining · Child's Play 3 · Trump vs The Illuminati · Dirty O'Neil: The Love Life of a Cop · Soup for One · Zardoz · Stephen King's The Stand (2020) · Wrong Turn · Godzilla Raids Again · Justice League of America · Leprechaun 4: In Space · King Kong · King Kong vs. Godzilla · Slaxx · Roe v. Wade · Hellraiser IV: Bloodline · Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie · Hellraiser: Inferno · Saw · Hellraiser: Hellseeker · Twisted Pair · Clifford · Hellraiser: Deader · The Stepfather Remake · The Daylight Zone · Rock: It's Your Decision · Saturday the 14th Strikes Back · The Candyman Trilogy · 5G Zombies · The Street Fighter Trilogy · KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park · Paint Your Wagon · Cannibal! The Musical · Rhinestone · Hellraiser: Hellworld · Thunderball · The Paul Lynde Halloween Special · Night of the Demons 2 · 1981 in Film · Hellraiser: Revelations · A Thief in the Night · Private Lessons · Father Christmas is Back · Merry Kissmas · Black Christmas (2019) · Bloody Birthday
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| 2022:
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Hellraiser: Judgment · Scream · Christmas Evil · Two Thousand Maniacs! · The Hills Have Eyes · Caligula: The Untold Story · The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 · My Bloody Valentine · 10 to Midnight · Batman: A Naughty Parody · Thunder Warrior · Leprechaun in the Hood · Ron Ormond's The Grim Reaper · Like Wow! · God's Not Dead: We the People · Thunder Warrior II · The Avengers vs. X-Men: A Naughty Parody · Firestarter · Bloody Murder · Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell · Her Majesty's Top Gun · April Fool's Day · 365 Days: This Day · Carnosaur 2 · 1982 in Film · Matilda · Thunder Warrior III · Santo vs. The Strangler · The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made · The Next 365 Days · Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter · Catch Us If You Can · Ferry Cross the Mersey · Cuckoo Patrol · Terrifier · Halloween Kills · Hellraiser 2022 · 1960 in Film · Jack Frost / Jack Frost 2 · Faith Filled Christmas
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| 2023:
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Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp · My Bloody Valentine 3D · Children of the Corn · Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood · 1961 in Film · Puppet Master II · The Mask 3D · Visiting Hours · Scream 2 · Super Hornio Bros (2023) · The Evil Dead · The Burning · Stage Fright · Crackdown Mission · Left Behind II: Tribulation Force · Revenge of the Ninja · Cyborg · Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III · Phantasm · Hong Kong · Slaughter High · Rats: Night of Terror · Left Behind III: World at War · Please Don't Touch Me · 1983 in Film · Getting it On & My Tutor · Deadly Force & The Big Score · Skullduggery & Sledgehammer · Journey to Hell · The Shining Miniseries · Saw II · The Exorcist · The Omen · Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey · Sesame Street: Don't Eat the Pictures · Amityville Thanksgiving · Freddy's Fridays · Rubik the Amazing Cube's Christmas · Black Santa · Colby's Clubhouse Christmas · The Monster's Christmas · A Special Sesame Street Christmas
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| 2024:
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Terror Train · It's Alive · It's Alive 2: It Lives Again · It's Alive III: Island of the Alive · Road House · Dune · Damien: Omen II · It's Alive (2009) · A Very Unlucky Leprechaun · April Fool's Day: 2008 Remake · Easter Bunny Massacre · 1962 in Film · Mr. Peters' Pets · Tequila and Bonetti: Brooklyn and the Beast · Porky's · Something Short of Paradise · Porky's II: The Next Day · Tequila and Bonetti: The Final Episode? · Porky's Revenge! · Manimal Ep. 1 · Pumpkinhead · Cade: The Tortured Crossing · Porky's Pimpin' Pee Wee · Manimal Ep. 2 · Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings · Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge · 1984 in Film · Nightmare City · C.H.U.D. / C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud · Bolero · Ninja III: The Domination · Pumpkinhead 3: Ashes to Ashes · Galaxy of Terror · Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud · Missing in Action Trilogy · The Mouse Trap · Manimal Ep. 3 · Prom Night · The House on Sorority Row · Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II · A Return to Salem's Lot · Prom Night III: The Last Kiss · Terrifier 2 · Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil · Halloween Ends · Prom Night (2008 Remake) · Amityville Turkey Day · Thanksgiving · Winter's Tale · Collateral Beauty · The Killing Tree · The Snowman · Hot Frosty
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| 2025:
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Square Dance · I Know What You Did Last Summer · The Devil Inside · 1963 in Film · I Still Know What You Did Last Summer · Valentine · Hell Night · Casino Royale (1967) · Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever · I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer · A Very Unlucky Leprechaun 2: The White Pony · Nathaniel the Grublet · If You Could See What I Hear · Final Destination · Manimal Ep. 4 · Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation · Final Destination 2 · Chopping Mall · Final Destination 3 · Man's Best Friend · The Final Destination 4 · Popeye The Slayer Man · Final Destination 5 · The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Re-Review) · 1985 in Film · Ice Cream Man · You Only Live Twice · Ghoulies · Death Spa · Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2
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| Specials:
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Caligula Gag Reel · The Cinema Snob Movie Announcement · The Cinema Snob Goes Hollywood · The Best Horror Films of the Decade · The 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2011 · A Scene from The Cinema Snob Movie · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2012 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2013 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2014 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2015 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2016 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2017 · Pierre Kirby Week · Cinema Snob Legends: David A.R. White Interview · The Worst Films of the Decade
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| Crossovers:
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Leprechaun · Tromeo and Juliet · Myra Breckinridge · That Darn Cat (1997) · Cats
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