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''(We start off with a parody of the intro of the TV show ''The Incredible Hulk'' (1978). The red sign "DANGER" starts blinking as the Nostalgia Critic puts the movie ''Hulk'' (2003) in a Blu-ray player. As he watches it, he grows more and more angry)''
  
''(We start off with a parody of the intro of the TV show ''The Incredible Hulk'' (1978). The red sign "DANGER" starts blinking as the Nostalgia Critic puts the movie ''Hulk'' (2003) in a Blu-ray player. As he watches it, he grows more and more angry)''
   
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'''Narrator:''' The Critic is wanted for property damage he didn't commit. Well, okay, he did, but it was just of a movie. And that movie sucked. The Critic's patience is believed to be dead. And he must let the world believe that he's dead, until he can find a way to control the whiny bitch that dwells within him.
  
'''Narrator:''' The Critic is wanted for property damage he didn't commit. Well, okay, he did, but it was just of a movie. And that movie sucked. The Critic's patience is believed to be dead. And he must let the world believe that he's dead, until he can find a way to control the whiny bitch that dwells within him.
   
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''(The screen splits, with the one half of Critic just watching, and the other crying in the rain. The title "The Incredible Sulk" appears once more as the frame freezes. And we come to our opening!)''
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''(The screen splits, with the one half of Critic just watching, and the other crying in the rain. The title "The Incredible Sulk" appears once more as the frame freezes. And we come to our opening! After that, we cut to the NC sitting in his usual spot)''
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'''NC:''' Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. You know... ''(an image of the Incredible Hulk appears in the corner)'' this should be the easiest guy to make interesting.
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''(Cut to a montage of shots of Hulk comics)''
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'''NC (vo):''' The Incredible Hulk is a classic Jekyll-and-Hyde story about scientist Bruce Banner, whose experiment goes wrong and turns into a giant green monster whenever he gets angry. It has both the psychological and physical elements that usually make for great classic storytelling.
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''(Cut to a poster for the 2008 ''Incredible Hulk'' movie)''
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'''NC (vo):''' Yet his cinematic ventures have been so underwhelming that...
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''(Cut to a shot of the Hulk as part of the group shot of the title group from ''[[The Avengers (Disneycember)|The Avengers]]'')''
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'''NC (vo):''' ...despite him being many people's favorite parts in ''other'' movies...
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''(Another shot of a solo Hulk is shown)''
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'''NC (vo):''' ...no ''solo'' movies are planned in the near future.
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'''NC:''' And that all started with the... ''(imitates Hulk sounds while putting his fist in his mouth)'' ...simply known as ''Hulk''.
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Revision as of 06:11, 19 July 2017

 Hulk (2003)

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Aired
July 19, 2017
Running time
33:08 
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(We start off with a parody of the intro of the TV show The Incredible Hulk (1978). The red sign "DANGER" starts blinking as the Nostalgia Critic puts the movie Hulk (2003) in a Blu-ray player. As he watches it, he grows more and more angry)

Narrator (Malcolm): Nostalgia Critic: critic of nostalgia. Searching for a movie to tap into the inner frustrations every movie nerd has. Then, a viewing of a fascinatingly misdirected movie alters his chemistry. And now, whenever he hears any mention of the movie Hulk, a startling metamorphosis occurs.

(Tamara is shown holding the Blu-ray of the movie and discussing it with Malcolm. When NC comes up, he dramatically knocks it out of Tamara's hand, and it falls on the floor)

NC: (calmly) Malcolm. Tamara. Do not show me that movie. You wouldn't like me when you show me that movie.

(He then explodes, but nothing happens to NC afterwards)

NC: I exploded.

(Tamara and Malcolm just shrug. Cut to NC crying to the sky in the rain in over-the-top manner, with the title "The Incredible Sulk" appearing below. We then are shown NC watching silently at the Blu-ray case of Hulk, with the Blu-ray itself having been smashed into pieces)

Narrator: The Critic is wanted for property damage he didn't commit. Well, okay, he did, but it was just of a movie. And that movie sucked. The Critic's patience is believed to be dead. And he must let the world believe that he's dead, until he can find a way to control the whiny bitch that dwells within him.

(The screen splits, with the one half of Critic just watching, and the other crying in the rain. The title "The Incredible Sulk" appears once more as the frame freezes. And we come to our opening! After that, we cut to the NC sitting in his usual spot)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. You know... (an image of the Incredible Hulk appears in the corner) this should be the easiest guy to make interesting.

(Cut to a montage of shots of Hulk comics)

NC (vo): The Incredible Hulk is a classic Jekyll-and-Hyde story about scientist Bruce Banner, whose experiment goes wrong and turns into a giant green monster whenever he gets angry. It has both the psychological and physical elements that usually make for great classic storytelling.

(Cut to a poster for the 2008 Incredible Hulk movie)

NC (vo): Yet his cinematic ventures have been so underwhelming that...

(Cut to a shot of the Hulk as part of the group shot of the title group from The Avengers)

NC (vo): ...despite him being many people's favorite parts in other movies...

(Another shot of a solo Hulk is shown)

NC (vo): ...no solo movies are planned in the near future.

NC: And that all started with the... (imitates Hulk sounds while putting his fist in his mouth) ...simply known as Hulk.

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