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− | ''(We start off with a parody of the intro of the TV show ''The Incredible Hulk'' (1978). The red sign "DANGER" starts blinking as the Nostalgia Critic puts the ''Hulk'' (2003) |
+ | ''(We start off with a parody of the intro of the TV show ''The Incredible Hulk'' (1978). The red sign "DANGER" starts blinking as the Nostalgia Critic puts the ''Hulk'' (2003) blu-ray in a PS4. As he watches it, he grows more and more angry)'' |
'''Narrator (Malcolm):''' Nostalgia Critic: critic of nostalgia. Searching for a movie to tap into the inner frustrations every movie nerd has. Then, a viewing of a fascinatingly misdirected movie alters his chemistry. And now, whenever he hears any mention of the movie ''Hulk'', a startling metamorphosis occurs. |
'''Narrator (Malcolm):''' Nostalgia Critic: critic of nostalgia. Searching for a movie to tap into the inner frustrations every movie nerd has. Then, a viewing of a fascinatingly misdirected movie alters his chemistry. And now, whenever he hears any mention of the movie ''Hulk'', a startling metamorphosis occurs. |
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''(The posters for ''Life of Pi'' and ''Brokeback Mountain ''are shown)'' |
''(The posters for ''Life of Pi'' and ''Brokeback Mountain ''are shown)'' |
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− | '''NC (vo):''' |
+ | '''NC (vo):''' He certainly recovered and returned back to his comfort zone, but the mark this movie left on comic fans is probably the most uniquely bad since this. |
''(Cut to a clip from ''[[Batman & Robin]]'')'' |
''(Cut to a clip from ''[[Batman & Robin]]'')'' |
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'''NC (vo):''' Also, I don't think ''trees'' are a big focus of comics. We're...really putting the camera on this? We're ''this'' bored? This early? |
'''NC (vo):''' Also, I don't think ''trees'' are a big focus of comics. We're...really putting the camera on this? We're ''this'' bored? This early? |
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− | '''NC:''' Unless this is Treebeard's porn |
+ | '''NC:''' Unless this is Treebeard's porn stashe, ''why are you shooting that?!'' ''(Treebeard from ''The Lord of the Rings'' is shown with a VHS cover that says "Morning Wood" and has birches on it)'' |
'''NC (vo):''' So something tragic happens in Bruce's past that he's repressed, and...with his dad taking his mother screaming into the back, you can probably guess what it is. |
'''NC (vo):''' So something tragic happens in Bruce's past that he's repressed, and...with his dad taking his mother screaming into the back, you can probably guess what it is. |
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'''NC:''' Christ, I can't take this anymore. I need a break. Here's some people that know how to sell something fun BETTER than this goddamn movie! |
'''NC:''' Christ, I can't take this anymore. I need a break. Here's some people that know how to sell something fun BETTER than this goddamn movie! |
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− | ''(As the really tired NC massages his forehead, we go to a commercial |
+ | ''(As the really tired NC massages his forehead, we go to a commercial)'' |
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+ | ''(After a commercial, we go to another ad which starts with Malcolm and Tamara as two kids, Cliff and Melody, having fun with toys. The heavy metal music plays in the background)'' |
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'''Announcer (Malcolm):''' Hey, kids! You want something smashing? |
'''Announcer (Malcolm):''' Hey, kids! You want something smashing? |
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'''Melody:''' Oh... |
'''Melody:''' Oh... |
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− | ''(She dramatically turns away from the can as the caption "An Ang Lee Commercial" is shown before we fade out |
+ | ''(She dramatically turns away from the can as the caption "An Ang Lee Commercial" is shown before we fade out)'' |
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+ | ''(We come back to the review and pick up where we left off)'' |
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'''NC (vo):''' So as mentioned before, Connelly visits to explain what happened. |
'''NC (vo):''' So as mentioned before, Connelly visits to explain what happened. |