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Geek Maggot Bingo

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Release Date
April 13, 2011
Running Time
15:21
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Tagline
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OPENING SEQUENCE

The Cinema Snob: (Scratches his head) Geek... Maggot... Bingo? ...I don't even know what to say about that title! What does it even mean?!

DVD cover

Snob (VO): These three words seem like they shouldn't even share the same room together, (Zoom in) let alone the title of a movie! It's like someone took (Image of...) three random word magnets and decided, no matter what the outcome, (Opening titles) that was their fucking movie!

Snob: (Pretending to be on the phone) Hey Frank, you wanna star in my new movie, Mountain Biscuit Corpse? (Puts the "phone" away) Or maybe the origin of the title was something simple, like this!

Cut to two men in suits, with a fake film effect over it

Man 1: You know what's a good movie? The Geek.

Man 2: Oh yeah! Especially the ending.

Man 1: We need to do a movie like that, except... with something extra.

Man 2: Like maggots?

Man 1: (Snaps his fingers) Bingo. (They nod their heads in agreement)

To be continued

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