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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors

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October 17th, 2018
Running time
Part 1: 31:09
Part 2: 21:10
Total: 52:19
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The Kings of Horrors are back! …and boy do they disappoint!

Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.

This part of the guide is incomplete, please finish.

(the Stinger: we cut to Dr. Linksano's lab from the previous episodes)

Dr. Linksano: Linkara, above all else, I want to apologize to you about all this. It was wrong of me to create clones of you, was wrong of me to erase your memories of it. (remorsefully) I was wrong... I was wrong. (normally) I don't know, if I can ever make it up to you. But now, I understand if you don't want to associate with me anymore after this.

Linkara: I appreciate that. I-I really do. Maybe... We do need a little more forgiveness around here, a little bit more compassion than hatred but it's--

(he is cut off when a machine beeps in the lab)

Dr. Linksano: Ah! Good! Maybe some answers!

Linkara: What is it?

Dr. Linksano: I've been having my computers run a more thorough examination on the data I've obtained when I scanned the clone. Hopefully there's something there that a cursory scan wouldn't pi-- (he cuts himself off abruptly when he notices something) Oh no...

Linkara: What?! What is it?

Dr. Linksano: I didn't see it before. I-I never studied the phenomena beyond reading the reports!

Linkara: Dude! What's wrong?

Dr. Linksano: The clone, I know what it is now.

Linkara: But, why now?

Dr. Linksano: Comicron 1 lost half of it's database, including most of the sensor reports. I wasn't able to cross-check anything. The energy signature in his cells, I have seen it before!

Linkara: Where?

Dr. Linksano: (serious tone) The Plot Hole!

(cut to Linkara's room where Copykara is seen with his back to the camera, the room is noticeably darker with a storm outside. Cut to the entrance where Erin enters)

Erin: Hey, Link-- (Confusedly) Linkara?

Copykara: (fuming) No. NO! Never him, not him!

Erin: The clone?

Copykara: (chuckle) Clone, copy, replica, mass-produced. Oh, but I'm not. I'm one-of-a-kind, or I was. NO! I'm so much more...

Erin: (concerned) Are you okay?

Copykara: (sinisterly) I am most certainly not okay! I remember everything now.

Erin: What do you remember?

Copykara: (chuckles insanely) It fixed me! It fixed me, but it got me wrong! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! IT GOT ME WRONG!!!

(as he says this, Copykara angrily turns around, revealing his face is horribly slashed and bleeding and he is holding a bloody knife in his hand)

Erin: (taken aback at this sight, understandably scared) OH, MY GOD!!

Copykara: (starts stalking towards her) I tried to cut it off of me, but it keeps stinking and sweating and bleeding... (cut to Erin, even more terrified of him) ...I HATE this face, am I doomed to it forever now?! Just... One... Mission... I CAME HERE FOR JUST ONE! MISSION! AND I HAVE BEEN STUCK HERE... (back to Erin) ...FOR ALMOST TEN YEARS! I've died so many times. No! No no no no no! This is the final time, for I've clearly arrived IN HELL!!

Erin: (completely terrified of him) Who.. are you?!

Mechakara: (stops stalking towards her) I am the one they call Mechakara.

(Now human! A flash of lightning reveals the robot he used to be)