Fox Kids

Fox Kids
Aired	June 26, 2018
Running Time	1:01:11
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Link	http://channelawesome.com/fox-kids-nostalgia-critic/

(The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by 2018 NC title sequence. Open on NC sleeping on the couch, snoring and all, surrounded by various pop culture memorabilia of all kinds. Lying on the floor, Tamara and Malcolm are wide awake, unable to sleep because of NC's snoring; from their perspective, it sounds like all kinds of loud noises: a jackhammer, an elephant trumpet, a Tarzan yell, a Howie Long yell, and a Tyrannosaurus Rex roar. Suddenly, outside, the moon explodes, turning into a sun, looking like the one from Teletubbies, and NC is wide awake and smiling; he puts on his glasses)

NC: MORNING! (brushes his hand in front of his friends' faces, to their annoyance) Wake up, wake up! Wake up, wake up! It's Saturday morning!

Tamara: (groggily) Critic, we didn't get much sleep.

NC: Too excited for your bowl of (takes two bowls of...) Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix! (gives them to his friends) It's part of a complete breakfast!

Malcolm: (disgusted) From where, Dairy Queen's dumpster?

NC: Now, don't be like that. I poured you each a bowl of that last Saturday in preparation for this!

Tamara: You mean this has been out for a week?!

NC: It helps open up the flavors.

(Malcolm looks toward his bowl, looking rather sick; the cereal is a very moldy green)

Tamara: (giving NC her bowl) I had a big dinner.

Malcolm: (doing likewise) And I'm vegetarian. I'm pretty sure that used to be alive.

NC: (shrugs) Suit yourself. (eats the cereal himself)

Tamara: Okay, Critic can you explain why we're up at dick o'clock in the morning?

NC: (Laugh with his mouth full) I forgot your humble aid, you know where of ritual of Saturday morning. You see Saturday morning used to be a special time for kids, we often have friends sleepover the night before and then wake up to the majesty of television Saturday Morning cartoons each one filled with brain rotting material coaxing us to buy teeth rotting material, Unfortunately TV did its job too well and the following generation said "Let's just have this shit raise our kids 24/7." Plus every second of every goddamn day was already Saturday morning cartoons and they got rid of them years later, society sucks.

Malcolm: Okay, we're not ten years old, we had Saturday morning cartoons too.

Tamara: We're just wondering why we're are here this Saturday morning?

Notes

• Although the Critic is correct in stating that Batman: The Animated Series would later move to Kids' WB!, it actually stayed in reruns on Fox Kids for two years after Kids' WB! began its run (a fact that was even lampshaded in Freakazoid's first episode).