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Announcer ''[with rag-time-style voice]'': And now, ''[caption shown on-screen in front of another CG curtain] ''Prejudice Joe’s Old Timey Humor.
 
Announcer ''[with rag-time-style voice]'': And now, ''[caption shown on-screen in front of another CG curtain] ''Prejudice Joe’s Old Timey Humor.
   
''[Doug appears, in dress shirt, vie, vest, and hat, holding a cane and talking like a bad vaudeville comedian in front of a different CG curtain]''
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Prejudice Joe ''[it‘s Doug again, in dress shirt, vie, vest, and hat, holding a cane and talking like a bad vaudeville comedian in front of a different CG curtain]'': Hey, whaddaya call a man who just lost all logic? A '''woman'''! ''[we hear a rim shot as we cut to an old-style silent-film-type caption; ‘They’re not Human!‘]'' How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Screw in a light bulb? That’s a '''man’s''' job! Get back to cooking! ''[rim shot and this caption: ‘They Have No Feelings!“]'' Whaddaya call a woman who thinks she has the same rights as a man? A '''damn good''' comedian! ''[another rim shot and this caption: ‘Penises are Better!‘ Fake applause]'' Thank you, thank you. Now, let me talk about that '''wacky''' Martin Luther King Jr. I’ll get my blackface for this one! ''[walks off screen-right]''
 
Prejudice Joe: Hey, whaddaya call a man who just lost all logic? A '''woman'''! ''[rimshot. Old-style silent-film-type caption; "They’re not Human!"]'' How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Screw in a light bulb? That’s a '''man’s''' job! Get back to cooking! ''["They Have No Feelings!"]'' Whaddaya call a woman who thinks she has the same rights as a man? A '''damn good''' comedian! ''["Penises are Better!" Fake applause]'' Thank you, thank you. Now, let me talk about that '''wacky''' Martin Luther King Jr. I’ll get my blackface for this one! ''[walks off screen-right]''
 
   
 
NC (v/o): So they get suited up to go ''[in Thunderbirds-style outfits]'', roll some obvious stock footage ''[of a shuttle liftoff]'', and finally shoot up into space. ''[at this point, Dr. Perry looks nervous, almost hyperventilating. Danny grabs him arm to try and calm him down. We cut to a stock drawing of the Atlantic Ocean, but it looks a bit different]'' What, did the leprechaun piss in the earth today? What’s with all the green?'' [yeah, it isn’t blue at all. Cut to a close-up of Dr. Perry, who still isn’t 100%]''
 
NC (v/o): So they get suited up to go ''[in Thunderbirds-style outfits]'', roll some obvious stock footage ''[of a shuttle liftoff]'', and finally shoot up into space. ''[at this point, Dr. Perry looks nervous, almost hyperventilating. Danny grabs him arm to try and calm him down. We cut to a stock drawing of the Atlantic Ocean, but it looks a bit different]'' What, did the leprechaun piss in the earth today? What’s with all the green?'' [yeah, it isn’t blue at all. Cut to a close-up of Dr. Perry, who still isn’t 100%]''
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