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Tamara: Critic, I don't think the girls in the 90s wore ''this'' many hair products. I look like...Punky Brewster's recycling bin. |
Tamara: Critic, I don't think the girls in the 90s wore ''this'' many hair products. I look like...Punky Brewster's recycling bin. |
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| − | Malcolm: And why are my pants ''this'' |
+ | Malcolm: And why are my pants ''this'' baggy? |
| − | Tamara: Also, why are all the logos on the back |
+ | Tamara: Also, why are all the logos on the back? |
(She and Malcolm take off their jackets to reveal shirt with the logos "MAGICAL MOTHER FUCKER" and "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALL") |
(She and Malcolm take off their jackets to reveal shirt with the logos "MAGICAL MOTHER FUCKER" and "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALL") |
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Revision as of 02:51, 28 March 2014
(We start off with the opening before dissolving into the Nostalgia Critic's living room)
(NC runs in, followed by Tamara and Malcolm)
NC (wearing a no fear shirt and carrying a Marvel? backpack): Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! (sits down and reaches into his backpack to pull out baseball trading cards) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! It's my favorite time of the day!
Tamara: Critic, I don't think the girls in the 90s wore this many hair products. I look like...Punky Brewster's recycling bin.
Malcolm: And why are my pants this baggy?
Tamara: Also, why are all the logos on the back?
(She and Malcolm take off their jackets to reveal shirt with the logos "MAGICAL MOTHER FUCKER" and "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALL")
NC: It's all part of the experience. Now sit down before it starts!
Malcolm: Before what starts? You're just pressing play on the DVD player.
NC: You don't understand! This is the Disney Afternoon! There's a certain ritual to this: We act like we just got back from school, throw our belongings on the ground for our mothers to pick up, surround ourselves in high-fluctose corn syrup, and reward ourselves for dealing with the mental scars of the tremendously flawed education system.
Tamara: Wait! A-Aren't you talking about Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC?
NC: Fuck Disney's One Saturday Morning! That was just a carbon-copy cartoon-cots(?) comparison compared to the Disney Afternoon!
(Well that's HIS opinion because One Saturday Morning also had a spin-off block known as Disney's One Too which was similar to The Disney Afternoon, but that's another story.)
Malcolm: Hey! Pepper Ann was good.
NC: Okay, maybe one.
Tamara: And Recess was decent.
NC: Yeah, if you wanna get technical...
Malcolm: And Kim Possible.
NC: Well, Kim Possible, obviously.
Tamara: And Proud Family.
NC: Who dissin' The Proud Family? Nobody's dissin' The Proud Family while I'm around!
Malcolm: And there was also that other show, um...Doug. Yeah, that was a pretty good cartoon series. You can't deny that must've had some sort of impact on you life--
NC (after punching Malcolm): What you're both missing is that the Disney Afternoon had a timeless sense of magic and wonder that was the perfect welcome-home from a long day of schoolhouse popularity or awkward social punishment. So, if there's no other comparisons to "lesser forms of art"...