Demolition Man
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April 14, 2015
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29:41
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(We do the usual opening for the Nostalgia Critic before coming to him at his desk.)
NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Action films have come a long way, haven't they?
[Posters and images of The Avengers, The Dark Knight, The Hunger Games, Lucy, X-Men: The Last Stand, and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 are shown as NC speaks]
NC (vo): I mean, on top of them being continuing storylines, great visuals and interesting ideas, we've broken quite a few stereotypes as well. Today, women can be tough and developed, leading to more interesting characters, and men can be emotional and deep, also leading to more interesting characters.
NC: This is the direct opposite to the 80s and 90s, where they mainly just focused on one thing...being a MEH-YAN!
[The caption "MEH-YAN!" is shown as NC eats a heart. Various images are shown as NC describes them]
NC (vo): RED MEAT, PUNCHING, BOOBS FOR MY DICK ON AN EXPLOSION WITH SAM ELLIOT'S MUSTACHE!
NC: MEH-YAN! We never talked about ideas or expressing our emotions! We were Meh-Yan-this-is-is! And we knew who the other Meh-Yan-this-is-is were!
[A poster of Commando is shown]
NC (vo): Schwarzenegger...MEH-YAN!
[An image of Indiana Jones is shown]
NC (vo): Ford...MEH-YAN!
[An image of Sigourney Weaver in Aliens is shown]
NC (vo): Weaver...yeah, okay...MEH-YAN!
[An image of Jean-Claude Van Damme is shown]
NC (vo): Van Damme? Van MEH-YAN!
[An image of Steven Seagal is shown, but quickly vanishes and is replaced with an image of Bruce Willis]
NC (vo): Seagal...oh, wait, no, he was never really cool. But Willis? MUH-MUH-MUH-MEH-YAN!
NC: We were so bloodhungry for not feeling or thinking anything that our hero for a while was an emotionless robot [An image of The Terminator is shown] who did nothing but kill people! Michael Bay wishes he could be as fucked up as we were! But every once in a while, a smart film would sneak in under the radar, disguised as a dumb dick flick. So, your friends would be like...
[Suddenly, Devil Boner appears in front of an image of London in a dark night]
Devil Boner: DEVILLLLL BONERRRRR!!
NC: Oh, hey!
Devil Boner: You want to see a film about a man's emotional struggle to hold onto his humanity?!
NC: What?
Devil Boner: [A poster of RoboCop is shown] ROBOCOP!!
NC: Oh, yeah! I love RoboCop!
Devil Boner: You want to see if a person's identity is based on his environment or his inner soul?!
NC: Huh?
Devil Boner: [A poster of Total Recall is shown] TOTAL RECALL!!
NC: Oh, yeah! Three breasts! I love that shit!
Devil Boner: You want to see Stallone...
NC: Meh-Yan!
Devil Boner: ...Snipes...
NC: Meh-Yan!
Devil Boner: ...guns...
NC: MEH-YAN!
Devil Boner: ...battle of politically correct or alien universe where they sing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"?!
NC: Absolutely none of that goes together.
Devil Boner: DEMOLITION MAN!!
[The screen explodes. Clips from Demolition Man play as NC speaks]
NC (vo): Yep. Demolition Man wasn't a huge hit with critics or the box office, but it did leave a lasting impact with people. Many still talk about it because...well, they have no idea what to clarify it as. Is it a comedy? Is it an action film? Is it smart commentary? Is it dumb violence? Even today, people have trouble clarifying whether or not this is actually a good flick. Movies that break the mold yet somehow also stay bound to it intrigued me. So is it just mindless action or a clever satire of a future that could possibly still happen?
NC: Let's take a look and decide for ourselves. This is Demolition MEH-YAN!
[We fly over the Hollywood sign in flames as "Los Angeles, 1996" appears on screen]
NC (vo): Yep. I remember when 1996 looked like that. California was on fire, crime was everywhere, celebrities were fighting each other while dressed like jackasses--actually, what am I talking about? This was LA in 1996!
John Spartan: A maniac hijacked a bus full of passengers on it. And I got a real bad hunch where those passengers are and that maniac is.
NC (vo): Stallone plays a rogue cop named John Spartan, going after Wesley Snipes, playing a criminal named Simon Phoenix.
NC: Or, as Stallone likes to say, PHOENIX!
[Spartan jumps out of the chopper he's in]
Spartan: Phoenix!
NC (vo): Snipes is a million flavors of fun in this movie, too. Just imagine Ronald McDonald and Beetlejuice sponsored a human Happy Meal toy.
Spartan: Where are the passengers?
Phoenix: Fuck you!
Spartan: Where are they, Phoenix?
Phoenix: I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached. Hahahaha!
Spartan: I'll keep that in mind.
NC: ...Believe it or not, this actually made moviegoers feel smart in the day.
NC (vo): Like they were clever enough to pick up on that incredibly subtle foreshadowing. It's kind of like showing Bambi's mom taking out life insurance. [A picture of a woman with Bambi's mother's head in the corner is shown] It's not as subtle as you think.
[Spartan carries Phoenix out of the building, letting out a shout as it blows right the hell up!]
NC (vo): Stallone...somehow survives that even though we never see him exit--Maybe there was a Coke machine in the building [clip of the Frying the Coke scene in Maximum Overdrive appears in the corner]--when it's discovered that all the hostages he was supposed to save are dead.
Fireman: Bodies everywhere! There must be 20 or 30!
Phoenix: See that, Captain? I told him! He didn't care! Oh my god, you sacrificed all those innocent people!
[Several cops have to restrain Spartan from getting to Phoenix]
NC (vo): This also, somehow, lands him a life sentence frozen in stasis. But how the fuck is that possible!?
[We come to a courtroom where Judge Tamara Chambers is on the podium]
Judge Tamara: The court will now listen to the prosecution from an obviously lying psychopath.
[We have Doug playing Spartan and Malcolm Ray playing Phoenix]
Malcolm Phoenix: Hey, I told him about the hostages! He said he didn't care!
Judge Tamara: A compelling case with a lot of hard evidence. Now, the defendant has put in years of loyal service, taking down hundreds of criminals. How do you plead?
Doug Spartan: [in Stallone's usual drawl] Your Honor, it's--[and he becomes unintelligible before a fly buzzes in] Ooh, a fly. [and he shoots it]
Judge Tamara: Yyyeah, I think the world will be better off without the both of you. Freeze 'em! [She smacks the gavel down as the two are taken away by Jim Jarosz and Rob Walker]
Doug Spartan: He didn't pay his taxes!
[Spartan is lowered into the cryo prison]
[Quick clip of The Empire Strikes Back]
Leia: I love you.
I WAS FROZEN TO--[The pod shuts out the last part of that sentence]
NC (vo): He's put on ice until years later, where the future has practically obliterated crime. Presumably because of one night where all crime becomes legal.
NC: Hey, don't question it! It just works!
NC (vo): This brings us to Lieutenant Huxley, played by Sandra Bullock, who is not in between Miss Congeniality and The Heat, so she's allowed to actually be funny here. Which is more than I can say for others.
Erwin: Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line on the San Angeles Police Department.
NC (vo): [as Rob Schneider] Which movie would you like me to ruin for you? [normal] But we find this future comes with a price. Anything bad for you is illegal. Smoking, high cholesterol, uneducational toys...um, eyebrows? [Arrow pointing to Huxley's eyebrows] Even swearing gets you a fine.
Lenina Huxley: Sanctimonious asshole! [The ticket machine buzzes and she gets a ticket. Spartan lets out a string of curses to gather up tickets]
Spartan: You shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking...
NC: Pfft, that's nothing. To cut down on my swearing, I put electric shocks on my balls. [And he gets zapped for it!] I can't even say balls? [Zap!] Ow, Jesus! [And a couple more zaps!] [high pitched] It really works!
NC (vo): Even though Huxley likes this world fine, she does long for the days of action. As you can see, having surrounded herself in 20th century nostalgia.
NC: Puh! Loser.
Huxley: What I wouldn't give for some action.
NC (vo): But action is around the corner when Phoenix is woken up for his parole hearing.
Warden William Smithers: Mr. Simon Phoenix. One of our first and most illustrious members.
NC (vo): (as Warden) You will steal me an Everlasting Gobstopper. (normal) So Phoenix escapes using the warden's eye to sneak out. He disguises himself as Dennis Rodman the Menace when the police finally track him down.
Computer: "Demand maniac lie down with hands behind back."
Officer: Lie down with your hands behind your back.
NC (vo): Yeah, this is what every minority wishes the LAPD was like.
(Phoenix then proceeds to kick all their asses)
Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
NC (vo): The police are scared shitless not knowing how to handle him and he ends up escaping. Of course they figure out the only way to catch a maniac is to send a maniac. So they unfreeze Stallone to go after him, seeing how his past work precedes him.
Alfredo Garcia: Are you sure this is real life?
Reporter: How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar minimall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars?
Girl: Fuck you, lady!
NC: Heh! I have no joke for that. It's just everybody deserves to hear that line.
NC (vo): They set him up against a cheese grater and let him know the situation.
Huxley: The year's 2032.
Spartan: My wife. What happened to my wife?
Huxley: Her light was extinguished in the Big One of 2010.
NC: Oh yes. We all remember the big disaster of that year.
Chief George Earle: We didn't thaw you out for a family reunion. Consider it fortunate the lieutenant even bothered to do a probe on your wife.
NC (vo): Uh, I think that's the wrong Stallone movie. (A poster for Italian Stallion appears)
Spartan: Cigarette, any cigarette!
Huxley: Uh, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad, hence illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
NC (vo): By god. It's a future as if it was run by MSNBC! This is a cautionary tale for Tea Partyers, isn't it? (A picture of the Tea Party is shown in the corner)
Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy.
NC (vo): Oh yeah? If anything's bad for you, then what's Rob Schneider doing in this movie?
Huxley: Not many people get a second chance, John Spartan.
NC (vo): Stallone of course takes the job, puts on the uniform and partakes in probably the strangest joke of the movie.
Spartan: You're out of toilet paper.
Garcia: Did you say toilet paper?
Huxley: Oh, they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th century! (she breaks out laughing over it)
Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. (And he laughs obnoxiously about it!)
NC (vo): And in case you're wondering, no. They never explain how to use the three seashells. Again, like most of the film, I can't tell if this is brilliant or stupid. (A variety of pictures and memes involving the seashells appear, one picture even being from Deus Ex: Human Revolution) It's driven anyone who's ever seen the movie insane. There's memes, fan theories. (Poster for Gravity is shown) Even years later at the premiere of Gravity, one of the biggest groundbreakers of the past decade, what's Sandra Bullock being questioned about? (A ta-da sound plays as the question, "How Do the Three Seashells Work?" appears on the bottom over a picture of Sandra Bullock at the premiere for Gravity) It's absolutely nuts, and I plan to get to the bottom of it. Malcolm! Tamara!
(Malcolm and Tamara appear at the door)
Tamara: You summoned?
NC: (petting his Appa plushie) You will discover the secret behind the three seashells by the end of the review. You will present your findings to me.
Malcolm: Does that include...?
NC: Yes.
Both: Eew!
NC: And the one who explains it best will not be placed in my spinal cord removal machine.
Tamara: You have one of those?
NC: No-ho-ho-ho. I have two. One for each of you. (Both of them gulp loudly. NC takes out a gong labeled "Three Seashells Gong") As soon as I bang my three seashells gong, your task will begin.
Malcolm: Come on, man, you can't be serious.
(The two look at him and realize he's dead serious)
NC: May the odds ever be in your favor. Away with you! (He hits the gong and the two of them leave. NC puts it back under the table) Anywho...
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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