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'''Todd (VO):''' ...one song that's been stuck in my head like a splinter. |
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Date Aired
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September 22, 2020
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Todd plays "death bed (coffee for your head)" on the piano.
POWFU ft. BEABADOOBEE - DEATH BED (COFFEE FOR YOUR HEAD)
Todd stares at the text listed above while still playing
Todd: Those aren't real names.
A pop song review
Todd: Hey everyone. Uh, I'm back, took last month off, it's the first real break I've had since I've been doing this. And what a great time for a vacation, you know, I...
Clips of people partying with Noisestorm - "Crab Rave" playing in background
Todd (VO): ...took a trip out to Acapulco and I hit all the clubs.
Todd: No. But regardless, I feel recharged. Uh, let's see what I missed, [gets phone out] what's big right now?
Clip of Harry Styles - "Watermelon Sugar"
Harry: Watermelon sugar
Strawberry...
Todd (VO): Mm-hm.
Clip of DaBaby - "Rockstar (feat. Roddy Ricch)"
DaBaby: Brand new Lamborghini, fuck a cop car
Todd (VO): Mm-hm.
Clip of The Weeknd - "Blinding Lights"
The Weeknd: I'm blinded by the lights
Todd (VO): Mm-hm.
Todd: Okay, yeah, this is all shit from February.
News montage
Todd (VO): As we enter the sixth month of lockdown, the pace of popular music, just like TV and movies, has gotten very slow. There just haven't been a lot of major releases and rumour has it that a lot of the big names like Kendrick Lamar are sitting on their next projects until they can actually go out and promote and tour for it.
Todd: So it's felt like we're in kind of a holding pattern.
Image of "The Top Songs of Summer 2020"
Todd (VO): Here's the list of the "Songs of the Summer." [arrow points to "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd] Like, this is from November, [arrow points to "Circles" by Post Malone] this has been around literally an entire year.
Todd: Popular music depends on these big blockbuster albums, and what have we gotten? Uh, there's...
Clip of Taylor Swift - "cardigan"
Todd (VO): ...uh, I guess Taylor Swift, who found an ideal time to shore up her cred with a less commercial Indie-Folk album. [clip of Pop Smoke - "Got It On Me"] We got some new albums from Pop Smoke and [clip of Juice WRLD - "Wishing Well"] Juice WRLD, who... [memorial images for Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD] would not have been touring for those albums regardless. Ahem.
Todd: But that's it as far as big hype releases.
Clip of Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber - "Stuck with U"
Todd (VO): Instead, we've gotten some new songs. You know, mostly one-off's, topical singles. But eighty percent of them have dropped like rocks.
Todd: So it's been slim pickens.
Clip of Drake - "Laugh Now Cry Later" ft. Lil Durk
Todd (VO): Like, of course we've got Drake, who's incapable of not having hits. [clip of BTS - "Dynamite"] BTS are still promoting themselves from the safety of Korea. [clip of Cardi B - "WAP" feat. Megan Thee Stallion] Megan Thee Stallion has upward momentum she can't waste right now. Now, if I were smart enough to chase clicks, I'd cover one of those and make some money.
Todd: But, I'm a little rusty, [rolls shoulders an drubs hands together] I wanna warm up to those. In the meantime, there is just this...
Clip of Powfu - "death bed (coffee for your head)" ft. beabadoobee
Todd (VO): ...one song that's been stuck in my head like a splinter.