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'''NC:''' Holy shit! Deadpool! Like, the actual Deadpool!
  
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'''Deadpool:''' That's right, as close as our budget will allow.
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'''NC:''' Oh, ''(Beat) ''how close?
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'''Deadpool:''' Decent costume, clever writing, good looking guy underneath.
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'''NC:''' Oh, okay. ''(Beat) ''You know, Honest Trailers got Ryan Reynolds.
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'''Deadpool:''' ''(Gasps)'' Oh wow, you're right! Well why don't you use your cloud with the crossover you did with them to get Reynolds.
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'''NC:''' Well...
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'''Deadpool:''' I mean, the Deadpool on his trailer got over 20 million views, the one you did with them got...
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Revision as of 04:17, 12 June 2018

Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2 nc

Aired
May 29, 2018
Running Time
24:58
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(We see the Channel Awesome logo, but replaced with an image of a unicorn and the logo renamed "Channel Unicorn", with an added caption down the bottom saying, "Now that's a horny horse". While we see the 2018 NC opening, the credits of the people in the show are replaced with various self-aware descriptions. Doug Walker's description is, "A penis with a little hat on". Malcolm Ray's description is, "One of the guys from Kid n' Play". Tamara Chambers' description is, "Rachel...or Tamara? I always forget which." Rob Walker and Jim Jarosz's description is, "Leftover costumes with people inside." And Doug Walker and Rob Walker's description is, "Written by man children." And the Nostalgia Critic logo is shown with Deadpool replacing the "I" on "Critic". We see NC in his room, looking weirded out)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And judging by that very self-aware opening credits sequence, I can take a wild guess what we're gonna review today. It looks like we're gonna take a look at Deadpool 2.

("Cosplaying Asshole" Deadpool (Malcolm) suddenly appears in the room)

Deadpool: Yeah! I'm Deadpool! I'm Deadpool! I'm Deadpool! I love chimichangas! I'm Deadpool!

NC: And as you probably figured out, that means we have to put up with "Asshole Cosplay" Deadpool, that guy at every convention who thinks he's really funny because he has a Deadpool cosplay, but he's really just an annoying dick.

Deadpool: I'm Deadpool! I'm Deadpool! I'm-

("Cosplaying Asshole" Deadpool gets shot by the actual Deadpool off-screen)

Deadpool (Jim Jarosz): Not the review of my movie. (Blows gun)

NC: Holy shit! Deadpool! Like, the actual Deadpool!

Deadpool: That's right, as close as our budget will allow.

NC: Oh, (Beat) how close?

Deadpool: Decent costume, clever writing, good looking guy underneath.

NC: Oh, okay. (Beat) You know, Honest Trailers got Ryan Reynolds.

Deadpool: (Gasps) Oh wow, you're right! Well why don't you use your cloud with the crossover you did with them to get Reynolds.

NC: Well...

Deadpool: I mean, the Deadpool on his trailer got over 20 million views, the one you did with them got...




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