Crime of the Age

Crime of the Age
Release Date	April 25, 2016
Running Time	26:52
Previous Review	The Pretender
Next Review	Captain America
Tagline	A detective is called in to solve the crime of the age! A book has been stolen at Bible Camp!! Since this is for a Christiano Brothers movie, it's a screenwave video and posted directly to Channel Awesome.
Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPnO9ZyjjCY (46:40-1:03:32)

The Cinema Snob: Move over, Agatha Christie! Okay, I can't even say that with a straight face. This is the worst mystery movie ever made!

Close-up of the DVD cover for The First Three Films by the Christiano Brothers

Snob (VO): How could a movie like this go wrong when it's included on the same DVD as The Pretender?

Clip of its ending

Keith: If I EVER come to Jesus, I come all the way!

Snob: That's a better mystery movie than this! (As a fly zips across the screen) Did Keith come all the way or not? The only "crime" in this movie is that it's a crime that I'm probably not the only person who's seen it!

Film footage

Snob (VO): Crime of the Age is about...

Snob: Oh, wait, why would I spoil the mystery now? I should let it all unfold organically!

To be continued