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Cinemadonna is where ToddInTheShadows takes a look at the film career of Madonna, one film at a time. The shadows conceal who he is as he could be just about anyone from a government spy to a humble church official.
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Episode Number | Episode Title | Description | Date Released |
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1 | Desperately Seeking Susan | That's right, everyone, we're gonna sit down and watch all of Madonna's movies, starting with her desperately overrated debut Desperately Seeking Susan. | July 29th, 2014 |
2 | Shanghai Surprise | The legend of Madonna, Queen of the Razzies, begins with her first leading role in "Shanghai Surprise," a bomb that stank like week-old chow mein. | August 6th, 2014 |
3 | A Certain Sacrifice | Behold, the movie so bad that even Madonna tried to keep it from being released. | August 24th, 2014 |
4 | Who's That Girl | Who's that girl? A RAVING PSYCHOPATH, that's who. | August 31st, 2014 |
5 | Bloodhounds of Broadway | Yet another contender for worst Madonna movie yet. | October 9th, 2014 |
6 | Dick Tracy | Sooner or later, she always gets her man, even if she doesn't get a good movie to be in. | November 23rd, 2014 |
7 | Truth or Dare | There's a lot of daring but not a lot of truth in Madonna's blockbuster concert film. | December 24th, 2014 |
8 | A League of Their Own | There's no crying in baseball! There is Madonna. Not much though. | March 18th, 2015 |
9 | Body of Evidence | Madonna tried for "Basic Instinct", and wound up with just basic stink. | June 17th, 2015 |
10 | Dangerous Game | The game gets really dangerous when Madonna tries to make a pretentious art movie! | August 16th, 2015 |
11 | Evita | Don't cry for your failed Oscar bid, Madonna. | September 14th, 2015 |
12 | The Next Best Thing | If this is the next best thing, I'd sure hate to see the worst thing. | October 28th, 2015 |
13 | Swept Away | The film that finally swept away Madonna's acting career. | November 26th, 2015 |
14 | Die Another Day (And Other Cameos) | Cameos: It's like acting but not! | February 28th, 2016 |
15 | Filth and Wisdom | Here's some wisdom for ya: Madonna shouldn't direct movies. | April 14th, 2016 |
16 | W.E. | Wallis Simpson: The woman so wonderful a king gave up his kingdom. "W.E.": The movie so bad it ended Madonna's film career. | May 20th, 2016 |
17 | I'm Going to Tell You a Secret | The final Cinemadonna takes a look at Madonna's worst-ever album! | September 19th, 2016 |
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