Changes: Cindy Goes to a Party

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NOTE: Doug and Noah's riffs are voiceovered.

(We hear an orchestra tuning up as we fade in on a CG red curtain.)

Doug: (speaking in a deep voice) Good evening, and welcome to "That Guy Riffs!" (the title appears in hand-drawn letters) Today, Noah Antwiler joins the Riff as they look at what happens when party etiquette is told by the spawns of Satan. Sit back, and enjoy. (makes a hacking noise as music and visuals fade)

(Fade in on the production logo: "Young America Films presents", backed by an image of an eagle, as music from the film plays.)

Doug: (deep voice) Approved by Sam the Eagle.

(Dissolve to the title: "Cindy Goes to a Party", with an image of a fairy waving a wand next to it.)

Noah: Cindy goes to a party and gets crunk!

Doug: Well, this is a much more pleasant followup to their last movie: "Cindy Gets Violent Bowel Surgery".

(Dissolve to one more title card: "A Centron Production".)

Noah: Centron, the company that makes videos showing you how to behave at a party, and how to deal with the STD you get at the party!

(As Noah was speaking, the film begins: a boy and a girl are on a driveway, playing basketball.)

Female voice: (calling from offscreen) Cindy! Come on in, Cindy!

Doug: (feminine voice) Okay, Mom, clearly in a studio!

Boy: (to Cindy) Tomorrow? I'm going to Mary's party tomorrow. Aren't you?

Cindy: A party? Why, I didn't even...

Noah: Dot dot dot.

Cindy: No, I don't like parties. I never have any fun at parties.

Boy: I was kinda hoping you'd go. Parties are more fun when all your friends are there.

Mom: (calling out) Cindy!

Boy: Well, I'd better go.

Noah: (imitating boy) I hear my mom calling.

(The boy leaves as Cindy dejectedly goes into the house, carrying her basketball.)

Doug: (speaking angry gibberish)

Noah: This is an interesting prequel to Carrie.

(As Cindy enters the house, the screen fades to black. Then a gunshot is heard.)

Doug and Noah: The end!

(The screen fades in on Cindy in bed, as her mother fixes her hair for her.)

Cindy: Mother, why do you suppose Mary didn't invite me to her party?

Noah: Who said you could talk!?

Cindy's mom: Are you sure you didn't get an invitation?

Cindy: Maybe they thought I didn't want to go to the party. They probably thought I wouldn't know how to act.

Cindy's mom: Hey, now!

Noah: (I have no idea what he said; it sounds like "Foblooga!")

Doug and Noah: (whinnying noises)

Cindy's mom: You'll get an invitation to the party. There's just been some mix up.

Noah: Her mom is a racer head!

Cindy: (getting down into bed) Oh, it's not important anyhow. Good night, mother.

Cindy's mom: Good night, Cindy. (leaves)

Doug: (imitating Cindy's mom) I'm off to drunk-dial your father to see why he hasn't taken you yet.

(Cindy closes her eyes and goes to sleep, while ethereal music starts playing in the background.)

Cindy's mom: (echoing voice) Your name's Cindy, not Cinderella. You'll go to the party.

Doug: (sinister voice) Kill your parents!

Noah: (sinister voice) Make them pay for the shock therapy!

Doug: They float! They all float!

ThatGuy Riffs Transcripts
2010:	Boys Beware! · Casper: There's Good Boos Tonight · The Bully · Mr. Bungle's Lunch-Room Manners · The Snob
2011:	The Good Loser · Soapy the Germ Fighter · Cindy Goes to a Party
DVD Exclusive:	Superman (1940s Public Domain Cartoon)
Theatrical:	Superman: Destruction, Inc. · The Mad Doctor · Casper: A Haunting We Will Go

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-''NOTE: All dialogue (in the film and in Doug's riffs) is voiceovered.''<nowiki/>''
+''NOTE: Doug and Noah's riffs are voiceovered.''<nowiki/>
-''We hear an orchestra tuning up as we fade in on a CG red curtain.''
+''(We hear an orchestra tuning up as we fade in on a CG red curtain.)''
 '''Doug:''' ''(speaking in a deep voice)'' Good evening, and welcome to "That Guy Riffs!" ''(the title appears in hand-drawn letters)'' Today, [[The Spoony One|Noah Antwiler]] joins the Riff as they look at what happens when party etiquette is told by the spawns of [[Satan]]. Sit back, and enjoy. ''(makes a hacking noise as music and visuals fade)''
-''Fade in on the production logo: "Young America Films presents", backed by an image of an eagle, as music from the film plays.''
+''(Fade in on the production logo: "Young America Films presents", backed by an image of an eagle, as music from the film plays.)''
 '''Doug:''' ''(deep voice)'' Approved by [[Muppets Most Wanted (Disneycember)|Sam the Eagle]].
-''Dissolve to the title: "Cindy Goes to a Party", with an image of a fairy waving a wand next to it.''
+''(Dissolve to the title: "Cindy Goes to a Party", with an image of a fairy waving a wand next to it.)''
 '''Noah:''' Cindy goes to a party and gets ''crunk''!
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 '''Doug:''' Well, this is a much more pleasant followup to their last movie: "Cindy Gets Violent Bowel Surgery".
-''Dissolve to one more title card: "A Centron Production".''
+''(Dissolve to one more title card: "A Centron Production".)''
 '''Noah:''' Centron, the company that makes videos showing you how to behave at a party, and how to deal with the STD you ''get'' at the party!
+''(As Noah was speaking, the film begins: a boy and a girl are on a driveway, playing basketball.)''
+'''Female voice:''' ''(calling from offscreen)'' Cindy! Come on in, Cindy!
+'''Doug:''' ''(feminine voice)'' Okay, Mom, clearly in a studio!
+'''Boy:''' ''(to Cindy)'' Tomorrow? I'm going to Mary's party tomorrow. Aren't you?
+'''Cindy:''' A party? Why, I didn't even...
+'''Noah:''' Dot dot dot.
+'''Cindy:''' No, I don't like parties. I never have any fun at parties.
+'''Boy:''' I was kinda hoping you'd go. Parties are more fun when all your friends are there.
+'''Mom:''' ''(calling out)'' Cindy!
+'''Boy:''' Well, I'd better go.
+'''Noah:''' ''(imitating boy)'' I hear my mom calling.
+''(The boy leaves as Cindy dejectedly goes into the house, carrying her basketball.)''
+'''Doug:''' ''(speaking angry gibberish)''
+'''Noah:''' This is an interesting prequel to ''Carrie''.
+''(As Cindy enters the house, the screen fades to black. Then a gunshot is heard.)''
+'''Doug and Noah:''' The end!
+''(The screen fades in on Cindy in bed, as her mother fixes her hair for her.)''
+'''Cindy:''' Mother, why do you suppose Mary didn't invite me to her party?
+'''Noah:''' Who said you could talk!?
+'''Cindy's mom:''' Are you sure you didn't get an invitation?
+'''Cindy:''' Maybe they thought I didn't want to go to the party. They probably thought I wouldn't know how to act.
+'''Cindy's mom:''' Hey, now!
+'''Noah:''' ''(I have no idea what he said; it sounds like "Foblooga!")''
+'''Doug and Noah:''' ''(whinnying noises)''
+'''Cindy's mom:''' You'll get an invitation to the party. There's just been some mix up.
+'''Noah:''' Her mom is a racer head!
+'''Cindy:''' ''(getting down into bed)'' Oh, it's not important anyhow. Good night, mother.
+'''Cindy's mom:''' Good night, Cindy. ''(leaves)''
+'''Doug:''' ''(imitating Cindy's mom)'' I'm off to drunk-dial your father to see why he hasn't taken you yet.
+''(Cindy closes her eyes and goes to sleep, while ethereal music starts playing in the background.)''
+'''Cindy's mom:''' ''(echoing voice)'' Your name's Cindy, not Cinderella. You'll go to the party.
+'''Doug:''' ''(sinister voice)'' Kill your parents!
+'''Noah:''' ''(sinister voice)'' Make them pay for the shock therapy!
+'''Doug:''' They float! They all float!
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