Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2
September 11th, 2014
Phelous: *singing to the tune of Live Like a King* You're in a rip-off, so animate like a jackass!
Phelous: Boy. I sure do wonder how that Senior Mustache is doing.
Senor Mustache: What's that?
Beast: You have to steal my flowers too? This crime will not go unpunished! You shall die for it!
Phelous (Old Man voice): Oh, do you actually have a reason this time like they're connected to your life or something?
Phelous (as ghosts): Heh-heh, we sure do love that the Beast is gonna kill this guy!
Ghost 2: Hey boss, why don't we get the girl to live here instead?
Ghost 3 (with Ghost 1's voice): Yeah, I hear that she can cook.
Phelous: Why you sneaky undead FUCKS! “Snap, Crackle, Pop! We’ll steal your daughter!”
Beast: You shall live! However, you must give me in return one of your daughters.
Beast: Then you will spend the rest of your life in my dungeon!
Beast: Take him away! ROAR!!!!
Phelous (as Beast): Oh, and I might add, ROAR!!!!
Phelous (as ghosts): It'll be a pleasure, to see... you... rot!
Beauty: Father, you're back!
Beauty: Do you remember the way?
Beauty: I'll have to try talking to him again.
Beast: Could you ever marry me?
Beauty: It's so strange.
Beast: What is?
Beast: While the master of the house is a beast?
Beast: You will go now!
Beauty: But I-
Beast: You will go!
Phelous: They're 3 of his victims? He deserves better why?
Beauty: Stop! He means to hurt no one!
Sister 2: He has her under some spell!
Beauty: No! I love him!
Beast: You love me?
Phelous: Ya know what? Don't hide in this book! I don't recommend it!