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'''NC (vo):''' Of course, we see the handsome Gaston has the hots for Belle, having just returned from battle.
 
'''NC (vo):''' Of course, we see the handsome Gaston has the hots for Belle, having just returned from battle.
   
'''Gaston (Luke Evans):''' Ever since the war, I've felt like I've been missing something.
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'''Gaston:''' Ever since the war, I've felt like I've been missing something.
   
 
'''NC (vo):''' This creative choice adds a lot to his story and character, because...
 
'''NC (vo):''' This creative choice adds a lot to his story and character, because...
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''(Back to the remake, the Beast is shown scolding his servants in various clips)''
 
''(Back to the remake, the Beast is shown scolding his servants in various clips)''
   
'''Beast (Dan Stevens):''' She's the daughter of a common thief.
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'''Beast:''' She's the daughter of a common thief.
   
 
'''NC (vo):''' This Beast hates that she's in a nicer room, roaming around the castle, and has to be ''told'' that she's the one that could possibly break the spell.
 
'''NC (vo):''' This Beast hates that she's in a nicer room, roaming around the castle, and has to be ''told'' that she's the one that could possibly break the spell.
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'''Lumiere:''' Pudding?
 
'''Lumiere:''' Pudding?
   
''(Belle chuckles. Cut to black...and fade to Belle and Mrs. Potts walking in a hallway)''
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''(Belle chuckles. Cut to black...and fade to Belle, Lumiere and Cogsworth walking in a hallway)''
   
 
'''Belle:''' I don't understand why you're all being so kind to me. Surely, you're as trapped here as I am.
 
'''Belle:''' I don't understand why you're all being so kind to me. Surely, you're as trapped here as I am.
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''(Meanwhile in Villeneuve, Maurice, trying to prove that Belle is held captive by the Beast, shows Gaston and LeFou the way, and they almost get lost)''
 
''(Meanwhile in Villeneuve, Maurice, trying to prove that Belle is held captive by the Beast, shows Gaston and LeFou the way, and they almost get lost)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' ...as we cut to, well, something new, at least: Gaston trying to help Maurice find Belle.
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'''NC (vo):''' ...As we cut to, well, something new, at least: Gaston trying to help Maurice find Belle.
   
 
'''Gaston:''' ''(approaches Maurice)'' Where is Belle?
 
'''Gaston:''' ''(approaches Maurice)'' Where is Belle?
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'''NC (vo): '''Meanwhile, Belle tends to the Beast's wounds, as the servants admit that they were cursed, too, because they didn't help when the Beast's mean father made him so foul.
 
'''NC (vo): '''Meanwhile, Belle tends to the Beast's wounds, as the servants admit that they were cursed, too, because they didn't help when the Beast's mean father made him so foul.
   
'''Mrs. Potts (Emma Thompson): '''And his cruel father took that sweet, innocent lad and twisted him up to be just like him. We did nothing.
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'''Mrs. Potts: '''And his cruel father took that sweet, innocent lad and twisted him up to be just like him. We did nothing.
   
 
'''NC: '''We'll, of course, never see any of that, apart from this pointless...
 
'''NC: '''We'll, of course, never see any of that, apart from this pointless...
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'''Mrs. Potts: '''Antiques.
 
'''Mrs. Potts: '''Antiques.
   
'''Cogsworth (Ian McKellen): '''Rubbish.
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'''Cogsworth: '''Rubbish.
   
 
'''NC (vo): '''Yeah, if the spell isn't broken, they don't stay that way, they become actual, inanimate objects.
 
'''NC (vo): '''Yeah, if the spell isn't broken, they don't stay that way, they become actual, inanimate objects.
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''(Footage of ''Beauty and the Beast (2017)'', as well as the animated version, is shown as NC gives his thought)''
 
''(Footage of ''Beauty and the Beast (2017)'', as well as the animated version, is shown as NC gives his thought)''
   
'''NC (vo): '''The original is a classic telling of a timeless story. This is just…a remake, [[When Should Remakes Not Happen?|a remake that doesn’t understand what made the original story so powerful]]. While it’s shorter and arguably simpler, every choice plays a part in driving the characters’ motivations. The emotions feel justified and earned. This one just changes things that don’t need to be changed, didn’t add enough to make it its own thing, and sped up parts that needed to remain slow. It’s as if the story is still there, but the wrong parts are focused on, leading to something that looks familiar, but feels false. If you enjoy it, more power to you, but I can tell you, this is a beast I don’t think I can ever learn to love.
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'''NC (vo): '''The original is a classic telling of a timeless story. This is just…a remake, a remake that doesn’t understand what made the original story so powerful. While it’s shorter and arguably simpler, every choice plays a part in driving the characters’ motivations. The emotions feel justified and earned. This one just changes things that don’t need to be changed, didn’t add enough to make it its own thing, and sped up parts that needed to remain slow. It’s as if the story is still there, but the wrong parts are focused on, leading to something that looks familiar, but feels false. If you enjoy it, more power to you, but I can tell you, this is a beast I don’t think I can ever learn to love.
   
 
'''NC: '''Thank you for watching Disney's Live-Action Remake Month. And I gotta tell you, after seeing all of these animated classics turned into these live-action abominations, I got to see some cartoon that's put to live-action done right. ''(Woody Woodpecker's signature laugh is heard as NC looks aside in worry) ''[[Woody Woodpecker (2017)|That's not it]], is it...?
 
'''NC: '''Thank you for watching Disney's Live-Action Remake Month. And I gotta tell you, after seeing all of these animated classics turned into these live-action abominations, I got to see some cartoon that's put to live-action done right. ''(Woody Woodpecker's signature laugh is heard as NC looks aside in worry) ''[[Woody Woodpecker (2017)|That's not it]], is it...?
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