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''(The pictures related to the leader of the Lost Boys, Rufio (Dante Basco) are shown)''
 
''(The pictures related to the leader of the Lost Boys, Rufio (Dante Basco) are shown)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' Though not a character from the original story ''Peter Pan'', the new leader of the Lost Boys has gained popularity as...well, the cool Lost Boy. Everybody seemed to love this kid, because it seemed like he was the awesome rebel. It was even hinted that with every boy coming from a different time period, Rufio's time period was most likely the 80s, as if he couldn't be more badass already.
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'''NC (vo):''' Though not a character from the original story Peter Pan, the new leader of the Lost Boys has gained popularity as...well, the cool Lost Boy. Everybody seemed to love this kid, because it seemed like he was the awesome rebel. It was even hinted that with every boy coming from a different time period, Rufio's time period was most likely the 80s, as if he couldn't be more badass already.
   
 
'''NC:''' With fans still loving the character, Rufio's actor, Dante Basco, shown here in this dignified file footage...
 
'''NC:''' With fans still loving the character, Rufio's actor, Dante Basco, shown here in this dignified file footage...
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'''NC:''' Is it worth checking out? Well, let's take a quick look and see. This is my review of ''Bangarang''.
 
'''NC:''' Is it worth checking out? Well, let's take a quick look and see. This is my review of ''Bangarang''.
   
''(The film begins with showing the pretty modern-looking playground and the kids named Roofus, Ella and Julani having fun playing pirates)''
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''(The film begins with showing the pretty modern-looking playground and the little kids named Roofus, Ella and Julani having fun playing pirates)''
   
 
'''NC (vo):''' Well, seeing how Rufio was said to be an 80s kid, the film starts out...in present day.
 
'''NC (vo):''' Well, seeing how Rufio was said to be an 80s kid, the film starts out...in present day.
   
'''NC:''' Eh, sounds about right. The 80s are everywhere now! ''(The pictures of media having references to this time period appear, clockwise: ''Atomic Blonde'', ''GLOW'', ''Kung Fury'','' [[It (2017)|It'' (2017)'']]'', ''[[Thor: Ragnarok]]'' and the second season of ''Stranger Things'')''
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'''NC:''' Eh, sounds about right. The 80s are everywhere now! ''(The pictures of media having references to this time period appear, clockwise: ''Atomic Blonde'', ''GLOW'', ''Kung Fury'','' [[It (2017)|It'' (2017)'']]'', ''Thor: Ragnarok'' and the second season of ''Stranger Things'')''
   
 
'''NC (vo):''' We see our young lead is named Roofus, having a sword fight on a playground, as kids do.
 
'''NC (vo):''' We see our young lead is named Roofus, having a sword fight on a playground, as kids do.
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'''NC (vo):''' But a bully approaches them.
 
'''NC (vo):''' But a bully approaches them.
   
'''Ella (Olivia Trujillo):''' I wish we had stop anchor!
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'''Ella (Olivia Trujillo):''' I wish we would stop anger!
   
 
'''Roofus (Sheaden Gabriel):''' No. Bad form. Negotiate.
 
'''Roofus (Sheaden Gabriel):''' No. Bad form. Negotiate.
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'''NC:''' ''(as the principal)'' Catching the Avatar. ''(normal)'' All right, I know you were all counting down to that joke. ''(The caption "2:49" appears)'' Here's the winning timestamp.
 
'''NC:''' ''(as the principal)'' Catching the Avatar. ''(normal)'' All right, I know you were all counting down to that joke. ''(The caption "2:49" appears)'' Here's the winning timestamp.
   
'''Principal:''' A single memory that I held tight and close to my heart... A happy one. ''(takes his ''Peter Pan'' book from his table) ''Here. Homework. ''(throws it to Roofus)''
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'''Principal:''' A single memory that I held tight and close to my heart... ''(takes his ''Peter Pan'' book from his table)'' A happy one. ''(throws it to Roofus)'' Here. Homework.
   
 
'''NC (vo; as Roofus):''' Oh, as a kid who believes in fantasies, I've never heard of this story!
 
'''NC (vo; as Roofus):''' Oh, as a kid who believes in fantasies, I've never heard of this story!
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'''NC (vo):''' Next day, he's rapping with his friends...literally...
 
'''NC (vo):''' Next day, he's rapping with his friends...literally...
   
'''Roofus:''' ''(rapping)'' So, look up when life is down / Just wait for your kingdom and neat crown.
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'''Roofus:''' ''(rapping)'' ???
   
 
'''NC:''' Eh, that's not bad. But nothing beats Peter Banning when he's off-camera!
 
'''NC:''' Eh, that's not bad. But nothing beats Peter Banning when he's off-camera!
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'''NC (vo):''' ...when Julani mentions a certain word.
 
'''NC (vo):''' ...when Julani mentions a certain word.
   
'''Julani:''' ''(rapping)'' Imma be a star, definite fan / So, the word up... ''(thinks for a second)'' Bangarang!
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'''Julani:''' ''(rapping)'' Imma be a star, definite fan. / So, the word up... ''(thinks for a second)'' Bangarang!
   
 
'''Emma:''' ''(pushes Julani back lightly)'' You can't make up words, Julani.
 
'''Emma:''' ''(pushes Julani back lightly)'' You can't make up words, Julani.
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'''NC:''' ''(scoffs)'' That ''does'' sound crazy. All I dream about is cabbage rubbing oil on my nipples. Like normal kids!
 
'''NC:''' ''(scoffs)'' That ''does'' sound crazy. All I dream about is cabbage rubbing oil on my nipples. Like normal kids!
   
'''Emma:''' Maybe this is your subconscious dealing with the whole foster care thing in our fortium way.
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'''Emma:''' Maybe this is your subconscious dealing with the whole foster care thing in our ???
   
 
'''NC:''' Or he just dreamed he could fly! You're a really weird girl!
 
'''NC:''' Or he just dreamed he could fly! You're a really weird girl!
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'''NC (vo; as a girl):''' I can make money on this. I'll put together five different business plans for this to make me rich.
 
'''NC (vo; as a girl):''' I can make money on this. I'll put together five different business plans for this to make me rich.
   
''(The principal walks up and proudly watches Roofus flying)''
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''(The principal walks up and watches Roofus flying with pride)''
   
 
'''NC (vo; as the principal):''' I am silently pissing myself every color known to man right now.
 
'''NC (vo; as the principal):''' I am silently pissing myself every color known to man right now.
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'''NC (vo; as Sid):''' You are the Oh. ''(normal)'' Roofus wins the bully's jacket, but Julani wonders how he pulled it off.
 
'''NC (vo; as Sid):''' You are the Oh. ''(normal)'' Roofus wins the bully's jacket, but Julani wonders how he pulled it off.
   
'''Julani:''' Where were the wires?
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'''Emma:''' ''(sighs)'' You know it was real, Julani.
 
 
'''Julani:''' I just think it's kinda odd he just floated, don't you think?
 
 
'''Emma:''' He's flying, Julani.
 
 
'''NC:''' Okay, I wanna live in whatever mindset underplays all this!
 
 
'''NC (vo):''' I know kids have wild imaginations, but if I saw this, I would kiss his ring finger and say, "Name thy first sacrifice, O Lord!"
 
 
''(At night, Roofus hears the doorbell ringing and hugs his mother)''
 
 
'''Roofus:''' I love you, Mom.
 
 
'''NC (vo):''' Roofus says goodbye to his mother, but rather than go to a foster home, he pulls a ''Birdman'' and leaves out the window.
 
 
''(Roofus' mother and the caretaker enter Roofus' room, only to discover him gone and the window having been opened. The mother picks up the Peter Pan book and looks out to see two stars in the sky)''
 
 
'''NC:''' ''(as the mother)'' My God! He's become an American Dragon! ''(normal, as "7:57" pops up)'' Winning timestamp for that.
 
 
''(It's revealed that Roofus is now in Neverland, landing on a pretty smooth soil)''
 
 
'''NC (vo):''' He arrives in Neverland...I hope. I'm figuring this isn't what you see when you land face-first on the house sidewalk...and grabs the sword that Pan himself left behind.
 
 
''(Seeing Captain Hook's ship in the sea in the distance, Roofus raises his sword in triumph, now claiming himself Rufio)''
 
 
'''NC (vo; as Roofus):''' I will stop their being in more ''[[The Pirates Sequels|Pirate of the Caribbean]]''[[The Pirates Sequels| sequels]]!
 
 
''(The short film ends)''
 
 
'''NC:''' And that was ''Bangarang''. A very charming and delightful fantasy.
 
 
''(The clips from the short are shown as NC lists his closing thoughts)''
 
 
'''NC (vo):''' It definitely has its clunky moments, but the passion and simple message of it is too likeable to overlook. The colors are very soothing, it's shot nice, and it's given us a backstory we've always wanted to know. Everyone involved is clearly trying to capture the magical feeling of being a kid and believing in stories like ''Peter Pan'', but also having it challenged by the fears of harsh reality. This very much delivers an innocent and positive look into the benefits of taking a chance on your dreams and fantasies. It's got a lot of heart and whimsy and deserves to be checked out.
 
 
'''NC:''' And if you'd like to, you can go to...
 
 
''(The link "Youtube.com/DanteBasco" is shown)''
 
 
'''NC (vo):''' ...Dante Basco's YouTube channel and view it in its entirety. Give it a click and get swept away.
 
 
'''NC:''' I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I reme-
 
 
''(Out of nowhere, a cell phone rings. NC answers it and sees Dante Basco himself in his house via transmission)''
 
 
'''Dante:''' Hey, Critic.
 
 
'''NC:''' Oh, hey! Don't firebend me over this! I ''like'' the film!
 
 
'''Dante:''' No, I know, I know. I just wanted to, uh, thank you for giving it a fair shot.
 
 
'''NC:''' You mean...you didn't even mind when I made fun of it?
 
 
'''Dante:''' Well, hey, it's a passion project about following your dreams. And if something as small as that got in the way, then...it wasn't that great of a passion or dream, now, was it?
 
 
'''NC:''' Aww. Well, thanks so much, man. It's good to know you're still the awesome guy everybody says you are.
 
 
'''Dante:''' Now, the bomb that I strapped on your desk that's gonna explode when you stand up, ''that'' I put there 'cause I just don't like you.
 
 
'''NC:''' Fair enough. ''(to camera, puts the phone down)'' I'm the Nostalgia Critic. ''(gets up from chair)'' I reme- Wait, what was that last part?
 
 
''(An explosion occurs as it cuts to black. The credits roll, followed by a Channel Awesome logo)''
 
   
 
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