Anthropophagus

Anthropophagus
Release Date	January 10, 2012
Running Time	19:25
Previous Review	Cannibal Ferox
Next Review	Zombie 6: Monster Hunter
Tagline	Aka Antropophagus or The Grim Reaper, whatever the case, this is most certainly not delicious.
Link	http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/anthropophagus

OPENING SEQUENCE

The Cinema Snob: Oh, man, y'know... it really doesn't matter how mad I get at this week's movie, because it's not gonna compare to anyone who paid to go see The Devil Inside.

Letter-Writing Fan: Dear Cinema Snob, I am writing to express my concern about telling your audience to call their girlfriends a "hot-pussied little whore." I tried it out on my girlfriend, to which she promptly stuck a broom up my ass and forced me to sweep the kitchen floor.

Snob: Oh, well, there's your problem. You gotta pay 'em before you call 'em a hot-pussied little whore!

Letter-Writing Fan: PS: Giovanni Lombardo Radice is awesome!!!!!

Snob: That he is, my friend. After all, he was in Gangs of New York, and that was a Martin Scorsese film.

Snob (VO): Tonight, we're looking at another tale of cannibalism, only this one is completely different! (Back-and-forth between Cannibal Ferox and this film) Instead of being about a race of cannibals, it's just about this one guy.

To be continued