Ask ThatGuy Announcement (December 2, 2009)
[ThatGuy is reading a book and smoking a pipe, after a second he notices the camera.]
ThatGuy: Oh, happy holidays! Didn’t hear you come in. Season greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy with the Glasses. Even though I love answers questions, this particular video is to alert you of something. I have herpes. But on top of that, I’m doing something very special for December. Every week of December you will see a brand new Ask That Guy With The Glasses. But you see, I need your help. Because of the holiday season I’ve decided that all the question I’m going to answer in December should all be holiday related. Christmas. Chanukah. Kwanzaa. And anything else from those phony baloney religions. So all questions must be related to a December holiday. Ask about snowmen, Santa, Jesus…Chanukah Harry. And I will choose the best ones to answer. Make me proud my little snowflakes of darkness, make me proud. This is That Guy With The Glasses saying: There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU ask it.
[ThatGuy goes back to reading books then stops after a second.]
ThatGuy: Having to do with December.
[ThatGuy goes back to reading books again but stops again after a few seconds.]