Angel Above - The Devil Below

Angel Above - The Devil Below
Release Date	September 22, 2011
Running Time	16:02
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Tagline	Satan possesses a woman's vagina and causes it to talk. Yep, another one of those.
Link	http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/angel-above-the-devil-below/

The Cinema Snob: Haven't had your (Makes slight quote motions with his fingers) "fill" of talking vagina movies? Well apparently, neither did the 1970s, and that's why we have (French VHS cover for...) Angel Above - The Devil Below, (Back to the Snob) a pornographic film from 1974, released one whole year PRIOR to Pussy Talk!

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Snob (VO): Pussy Talk CLAIMS to be the first movie of its kind, but with this datestamp, (Cut to...) so could Angel Above - Devil Below!

Snob: What the FUCK, 1970s? It's bad enough you have a SHIT-TON of talking snatch movies, but two of them could actually debate each other about which one started the whole concept of vadge-triloquism!

Logo for...

Snob (VO): Oh, this movie's from Cal Vista? That's nice, because I could always rely on something with the word "vista" in the name! (Someone opens a book, revealing the film's title) What?! Oh, goddamnit! I accidentally got the novelization! Hope it's a pop-up book!

Snob: Would you think I was lying if I told you the first scene in this movie features someone pounding wood? (Smiles)

Zoom back on a man slamming a hammer against a piece of wood on a staircase

Snob: I wasn't lying to you.

Cut to another character, with clothing so see-through that her breasts and vagina are visible; naturally, these are censored

Snob (VO): Jesus, lady, you know what? If I still have to black-box your vagina, your panties aren't big enough!

Woman: Wait, I have... something for you to take care of upstairs.

Snob (VO): "I need you to help me write an article on porno cliches." I hate these talking vagina movies, because when they zoom in on the body parts, I don't know if it's the soundtrack or the pussy whistling!

A close-up shot of the woman's butt, with a flute playing

Repairman: What...exactly...did you...have in mind?

Cut to the woman in her daughter's room

Snob (VO): Before the lady goes off to sleep with her plumber, she first says goodnight to her daughter Randy. Huh-huh, really? That's what's supposed to pass for a daughter? For God's sake, they're three years apart from each other! (Cut to...) Randy goes to sleep looking over... (Inside the book she's reading, a couple of co-starring credits are shown) the opening credits?! That is the laziest way to feature your credits! Does the character in the movie even know they're there?! And if she sees them, do they mean anything to her?

Snob: She's supposed to be reading the Necronomicon. Is she under the impression now that the Necronomicon carefully documented the credits to Angel Above - Devil Below? Ugh, how much fucking time does this movie have left? (He looks over his hand, which contains what passes for an OPENING SEQUENCE in this video: black Sharpie text reading "Brad Jones in.") Mmmm, right, my watch is on the other hand. (On the other hand, we see "The Cinema Snob.") Pfft. Duh. I don't wear a watch.

To be continued