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'''NC (vo):''' So let's finish this out not with a bang, but with a "bleugh", which is more than this movie deserves.
  
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'''NC:''' Let's take a look for the final time at an ''Alvin and the Chipmunks'' movie... ''(whispers) Road Chip''.{{Stub}}
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'''NC:''' Let's take a look for the final time at an ''Alvin and the Chipmunks'' movie... ''(whispers) Road Chip''.
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''(The movie starts with the Chipmunks preparing to record the farewell message for the Chippetes, who are leaving to be judges on'' American Idol'', on a video phone)''
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'''Alvin:''' Are we rolling?
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'''Theodore:''' ''(turning on the camera and standing really close to it)'' Okay, we're rolling.
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'''NC:''' Theodore's livestreaming is snuff films now.
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''(The short demonic sounds are put over Alvin and Simon. The Chipmunks then continue with the celebration, adding Dave Seville's birthday into the mix, so they throw a big party with celebrities Alvin has invited)''
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'''NC (vo):''' This is actually a birthday message for Dave / going-away party for the Chipettes / excuse for Alvin to throw a big party / lamest reason yet to open a film with a song number, slash, slash, slash, ''(A stock image of Little Red Riding Hood armed with a kitchen knife is shown)'' slash them all!!
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''(LMFAO's lead singer, Redfoo, appears on camera)''
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'''Redfoo:''' Happy birthday, Dave! Whoo-hoo!
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'''Simon:''' ''(to Alvin)'' Redfoo is here?
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'''NC:''' ''(as Redfoo)'' Mm-hmm. This cameo is putting my kid through college. All it cost me was survival therapy with David Cross. ''(NC gets nervous as Ian Hawke's image appears)''
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'''Party guest:''' ''(walks next to Redfoo)'' Happy birthday, Dwayne! ''(leaves)''
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'''Redfoo:''' It's Dave!
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'''NC:''' That appearance was so awkward, why don't you just have Shaggy and Scooby shine a spotlight on it?
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''(The generic title card for ''The New Scooby-Doo Movies ''is shown, with Redfoo in the spotlight and "This Loss" under "Guest Starring")''{{Stub}}
 
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Revision as of 04:08, 6 September 2019

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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Released
September 4, 2019
Running Time
21:23
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(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, followed by the opening title sequence. NC is looking a little more nervous than usual)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (sighs) Wrapping up these movies is like...that scene of the Green Goblin terrorizing Aunt May.

(Cut to a clip of Spider-Man (2002), showing the Green Goblin bursting into the Parkers' house through the roof and scaring Aunt May)

Green Goblin: Finish it! (Aunt May cowers, whimpering) FINISH IT!!

Aunt May: (crying out) FROM EVIL!

(Green Goblin laughs evilly)

NC: Road Chip.

(The movie's title is shown, followed by clips)

NC (vo): The last, final, and end of the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies...

NC: I know those mean the same thing, just, God, it's so calming to say...

NC (vo): ...these movies have become such a cheap movie night for people wanting to unload their kids somewhere, that it was actually released the same weekend as (poster of...) Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Yep. This was the pity movie you took your children to if the actual movie they wanted to see was sold out. Not promising, but not surprising either. In this fourth installment of the Chipmunks saga, they went from a forest to a concert hall to stranded on an island to a car.

NC: I don't know. This was only pun they could think up in the 20 seconds it took them to write the script!

NC (vo): Seeing how this one went out with such a whimper against Star Wars opening weekend, I figured this one deserves the same underwhelming bow-out.

NC: Ring-ring-ring. (quickly takes the phone and puts it to his hear) Was that a Nostalgia Critic cast? Yes, I'm not even using you because I want to give this movie so little attention. Click. (puts it down)

(Cut to Tamara sitting on a couch in the main room and hanging up)

Tamara: (shrugs) Guess I'll get drunk.

NC (vo): So let's finish this out not with a bang, but with a "bleugh", which is more than this movie deserves.

NC: Let's take a look for the final time at an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie... (whispers) Road Chip.

(The movie starts with the Chipmunks preparing to record the farewell message for the Chippetes, who are leaving to be judges on American Idol, on a video phone)

Alvin: Are we rolling?

Theodore: (turning on the camera and standing really close to it) Okay, we're rolling.

NC: Theodore's livestreaming is snuff films now.

(The short demonic sounds are put over Alvin and Simon. The Chipmunks then continue with the celebration, adding Dave Seville's birthday into the mix, so they throw a big party with celebrities Alvin has invited)

NC (vo): This is actually a birthday message for Dave / going-away party for the Chipettes / excuse for Alvin to throw a big party / lamest reason yet to open a film with a song number, slash, slash, slash, (A stock image of Little Red Riding Hood armed with a kitchen knife is shown) slash them all!!

(LMFAO's lead singer, Redfoo, appears on camera)

Redfoo: Happy birthday, Dave! Whoo-hoo!

Simon: (to Alvin) Redfoo is here?

NC: (as Redfoo) Mm-hmm. This cameo is putting my kid through college. All it cost me was survival therapy with David Cross. (NC gets nervous as Ian Hawke's image appears)

Party guest: (walks next to Redfoo) Happy birthday, Dwayne! (leaves)

Redfoo: It's Dave!

NC: That appearance was so awkward, why don't you just have Shaggy and Scooby shine a spotlight on it?

(The generic title card for The New Scooby-Doo Movies is shown, with Redfoo in the spotlight and "This Loss" under "Guest Starring")

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