Channel Awesome
Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders


July 26, 2017
Running time
Previous review
Next review

Obscurus Lupa: And that's why we're never talking to Louis again.

Cinema Snob: Can't we just not review that?

Phelous: I wish I'd stop talking to me too, buddy.

Phelous: You bought this for me.

Snob: Wait, why does he look all stupid like that?

Lupa: Brad, rude! Yeah, why do you look all stupid like that?

Snob: Is that gonna happen to us if we review this?

Phelous: I don't know.

Lupa: So do things happen in this movie?

Phelous: I don't get it. Does Ali Baba hear something?

Phelous: I don't know.

Snob: Where are we?

Lupa: I bought you this DVD!

Phelous: Oh. Very true.

Snob: That's not how the economy works!

Lupa: Magic measure bowl? What is magic about it?

Lupa: For shame!

Kasim: They're just cheating me! They're all liars!

Snob: I'm gonna reach through the screen and kill him!

Kasim: I can't move a bit of it.

Kasim: I should have brought twenty elephants instead of donkeys. Stupid donkeys.

Phelous: Stupid king of the donkeys!

Snob: Wait, what's happened to us?

Phelous: Exactly what we set up at the beginning, Brad! Come on!

Lupa: Why is it suddenly so hard to walk?

Phelous: How dare you? Don't you know who I am? I'm the king of the universe!

Lupa: Great idea! But who?

Phelous: I know just the guy!