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Jack: (in hockey gear) All right, gear up, Surfer.
 
Jack: (in hockey gear) All right, gear up, Surfer.
   
(The scene of Mitchell guiding the hockey puck to make the goal is suddenly intercut with a [[Battle of the Commercials|Frosted Flakes commercial]] featuring [[Top 11 Cereal Mascots|Tony the Tiger]])
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(Intercut with a [[Battle of the Commercials|Frosted Flakes commercial]] featuring [[Top 11 Cereal Mascots|Tony the Tiger]] and Mitchell guiding the hockey puck to make the goal)
   
 
Tony Tiger: But first, let’s start with a complete breakfast, including my Frosted Flakes. They’re grrrrreat!
 
Tony Tiger: But first, let’s start with a complete breakfast, including my Frosted Flakes. They’re grrrrreat!
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NC (voiceover): However, this does have a little bit of a different ending. He scores for the wrong team.
 
NC (voiceover): However, this does have a little bit of a different ending. He scores for the wrong team.
 
(After scoring the wrong goal, an extremely confused and stunned Mitchell is crowded by the celebrating Preps)
 
   
 
Preps Player #1: He scored a goal!
 
Preps Player #1: He scored a goal!
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Tony Tiger (dubbed by NC; to Mitchell): Oh, never mind. You blow.
 
Tony Tiger (dubbed by NC; to Mitchell): Oh, never mind. You blow.
 
(The losing team confronts Mitchell)
 
   
 
Mitchell’s Teammate #1: That’s the wrong goal!
 
Mitchell’s Teammate #1: That’s the wrong goal!
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(As Mitchell pretends to surf on his surfboard, images of a real surfer surfing in the waves begin to show)
 
(As Mitchell pretends to surf on his surfboard, images of a real surfer surfing in the waves begin to show)
   
NC (voiceover): You know, I really didn’t think a surf fetish could exist, but now I’m convinced. It does, and this kid’s got it bad! I mean, this is sick. This is actually kinda sick! If surfing was a girl, she would have had a restraining order out against him! (Images of Mitchell surfing against an ocean wave in his imagination are shown) I’m serious! This is kind of fucked up! I mean, what do you think his porn looks like?
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NC (voiceover): You know, I really didn’t think a surf fetish could exist, but now I’m convinced. It does, and this kid’s got it bad! I mean, this is sick. This is actually kinda sick! If surfing was a girl, she would have had a restraining order out against him! (Images of Mitchell surfing against an ocean wave in his imagination is shown) I’m serious! This is kind of fucked up! I mean, what do you think his porn looks like?
   
 
(Cut to a scene with NC (as a mother) walking into NC (a son)’s bedroom)
 
(Cut to a scene with NC (as a mother) walking into NC (a son)’s bedroom)
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