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:''Clips of ''A Certain Sacrifice
 
:''Clips of ''A Certain Sacrifice
   
'''Todd (VO)''': ...in 1979, an unknown 21-year-old named Louise Ciccone got paid $100 to star in a low-budget independent film. That film was called ''A Certain Sacrifice'', but unfortunately, it did not get released. I mean, obviously, it was a cheapo, no-budget loser of a movie, and it had no potential audience. How could this ever get released? Wasn't gonna happen. The...
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'''Todd (VO)''': ...in 1979, an unknown 21-year-old named Louise Ciccone got paid $100 to star in a low-budget independent film. That film was called ''A Certain Sacrifice'', but unfortunately, it did not get released. I mean, obviously, it was a cheapo, no-budget loser of a movie, and it had no potential audience. How could this ever get released? Wasn't gonna happen.
   
'''Todd''': ...only possible way this piece of trash would ever see the light of day ''[brief clip of "Express Yourself"]'' is if one of its actors somehow became the biggest superstar in the world. But what are the odds of that?
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'''Todd''': The only possible way this piece of trash would ever see the light of day ''[brief clip of "Express Yourself"]'' is if one of its actors somehow became the biggest superstar in the world. But what are the odds of that?
   
 
:''Cinemadonna intro''
 
:''Cinemadonna intro''
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:''Early appearance of Madonna''
 
:''Early appearance of Madonna''
   
'''Todd (VO)''': When Madonna starting making real movies in 1985, director Stephen Jon Lewicki ''[brief clip from VH1's ''Driven'']'' dusted off his unseen masterpiece, re-cut and repackaged it, and put it out on video despite ''[''New York Post'' headline: "Madonna Seeks Nude Movie Ban"]'' Madonna's frantic attempts to bury it.
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'''Todd (VO)''': When Madonna starting making real movies in 1985, ''[brief clip from VH1's ''Driven'']'' director Stephen Jon Lewicki dusted off his unseen masterpiece, re-cut and repackaged it, and put it out on video despite ''[''New York Post'' headline: "Madonna Seeks Nude Movie Ban"]'' Madonna's frantic attempts to bury it.
   
 
'''Todd''': Now think about that—this is a woman both ''[clip of "[[The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 1991##3|Justify My Love]]"]'' notoriously without shame, and who has made a whole second career out of starring in stinkbomb movies...
 
'''Todd''': Now think about that—this is a woman both ''[clip of "[[The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 1991##3|Justify My Love]]"]'' notoriously without shame, and who has made a whole second career out of starring in stinkbomb movies...
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'''Todd''': I mean, look at this.
 
'''Todd''': I mean, look at this.
   
:''Opening credits''
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:''Movie begins''
   
 
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, this was clearly edited by a video dating service of some kind. Worse, the director apparently re-scored the whole movie with what sounds like somebody doing a bad Joy Division impression on a dying Casio. ''["Pomp and Circumstance" plays on...what sounds like a dying Casio]'' Now, ''Certain Sacrifice'' is, in its own way, a message movie. That message is...
 
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, this was clearly edited by a video dating service of some kind. Worse, the director apparently re-scored the whole movie with what sounds like somebody doing a bad Joy Division impression on a dying Casio. ''["Pomp and Circumstance" plays on...what sounds like a dying Casio]'' Now, ''Certain Sacrifice'' is, in its own way, a message movie. That message is...
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