3 Ninjas
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Date Aired
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July 20th, 2008
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Running Time
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10:46
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NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. You know, it's often funny to see movie studios try to rip off popular box office hits to try to make a quick buck. Take, for example, the year that gave us "Home Alone" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Both of these films were gigantic blockbusters, as well as family friendly. So Touchstone Studios got an idea. "Duh, what if we took these two films that had nothing in common, put 'em together, and create our own worthless piece of crap?" You'd come up with "3 Ninjas".
(Footage of the movie is shown)
NC (voiceover): A shameful attempt to cash in on other people's creative abilities. This film was so blatant at what it was ripping off. Obviously, they were taking the martial arts from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and the house traps that were taken directly from "Home Alone".
NC: Now, I know what you're thinking. I'm not giving studio moguls enough credit. I mean, NOBODY could be so financially desperate or creatively shallow to attempt such an act. I mean, are they really so stupid enough to combine movies like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "Home Alone"? (holds a DVD case of the movie) They are when they friggin' advertise it like that! Take a look! (he points to, and the camera zooms on one of the blurbs on the front cover) "Crosses 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' and 'Home Alone'." Abandon all originality, ye who enter here. (he tosses the case away and the sound of breaking glass is heard) Now, with that said, I'm sure a lot of you are thinking, "How bad a film crossover between 'Home Alone' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' possibly be?" Pretty bad.
NC (voiceover): The film's about three boys who study ninjitsu with their Grampa Morrey. It's KIND of odd, considering he's Japanese and not one of these other characters looks Asian. So over the summer, he teaches them how to use nunchucks, swords, Siamese stars, and a bunch of other weapons that parents would have a heart attack if they saw their kids using. The boys' names are as follows: Michael, the chubby kid; Jeffrey, the forgettable middle kid; and Samuel, the "Oh, my God, I swear that's a miniature version of Jamie Lee Curtis" kid.
Jeffrey: That's cool.
NC (voiceover): It's interesting how chubby Grampa is, considering he's supposed to be a ninja master. Except, of course, when he's doing flips and kicks, then he MIRACULOUSLY loses 20 pounds all of a sudden. I wonder why that is?
Samuel: Grampa! How'd you do that?
Grampa: Next time, try attacking in a nonsmoking section! (the kids laugh)
NC: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Grampa obviously hasn't taught them good humor yet.
Dad: That's very funny.
NC (voiceover): At the end of the summer, Grampa decides to give them all ninja names.
Grampa: (to Samuel) You shall be known as Rocky. (to Jeffrey) You shall be known as Colt. (to Michael) Little one, since your energy begins and ends with your tummy, you shall be known as Tum Tum!
NC: (laughs) Grampa likes to make fun of other people's short comings!
Samuel: Grampa is kind of a goofball in a way, but when it comes to martial arts and stuff, he's pretty cool.
NC: Yes, the line between goofball and senile insanity is often a thin one.
Grampa: Don't be overconfident!
NC (voiceover): Now the kids' father is an FBI agent who's after the sinister crime boss Snyder, who apparently deals in trading killer weapons designed by Nerf. (A caption reading "Nerf Blow Shit up!" is shown over a pic of the silly looking weapons) He also doesn't believe in buying bodyguards with those useless weapons and silly guns. Nope, Snyder's diabolical gang is made up of 100% ninjas. In the black suits and everything.
NC: Well, I have no idea how this is gonna connect to the story with the three boys, but let's just wait and see. The father always comes close to catching Snyder, but always manages to just miss him.
Snyder: Wish I could stay and chat, but I've gotta fly! (A helicopter comes up behind him after he says this)
NC: (as Snyder) You like that? You like the way the 'copter came up after I said the word fly? I trained him to do that you know. Cost me like thousands of dollars, but the reaction on your face? Totally worth it.
Jeffrey: You're a geek.
NC (voiceover): Then Snyder actually drops by Grampa's house and asks him to train his evil henchmen, because apparently they have some history together. But because this movie is afraid to have any semblance of plot, he sends his men to attack Grampa and the three boys. Here, the boys figure out ANOTHER ancient secret of martial arts: apparently, all ninjas are made out of cartoon sound effects. (A montage of cartoon sound effects accompany the numerous attacks, falls and jumps) You know, as a side note, I should point out that the philosophy of a ninja is to blend into your environment. NOT STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB! You're only supposed to wear those in the dark you morons!
Stoner killer: SHUT UP!
NC (voiceover): So the boys actually do live a semi-normal life, or as close as possible considering the circumstances. They go to school, they have...odd looking girlfriends...and they even have bullies they have to put up with, or the closes thing this movie considers to be bullies.
Fat bully: Yeah, little horsey, how about some hay?
NC: Seriously, how come movie bullies are always so lame? I mean look at these guys, they look like a mix between Fat Albert and the Little Rascals.
NC (voiceover): In yet another pointless scene, the boys challenge the bullies to a basketball game in order to win back the bike of one of their girlfriends.
Samuel: How many points to a game?
Fat Bully: 10, duh.
Samuel: Fine. We'll spot you nine, you take first out.
Bullies: Cake.
NC: (confused) Did they just say "cake?"
Bullies: Cake.
NC: (still confused) Did I just jump a dimension or something? I mean, when did "cake" become a form of popular slang? Good God, it's like the writers just didn't care anymore, so they started tossing out random words trying to form a sentence. "Cake?!" That's like in the middle of a sentence with me just shouting out "stuffed cabbages!" Why? I don't know, because it makes about as much sense as "cake!"
NC (voiceover): So, obviously, the boys beat the bullies and get the girlfriend's bike back. I wouldn't mind this scene so much if it wasn't for this one certain part.
(Samuel seemingly flies through the air on a massive slam dunk jump, but at one point his foot comes down in front of a person blocking the camera)
NC (voiceover): Okay, so he obviously steps on something here, but they never address what it is. What the hell did he step on?
NC: Was he just gliding on his ninja awesomeness? I mean, it makes no sense!
Jeffrey: Whatever.
NC (voiceover): So, all right, we see where the "Ninja Turtles" references come from, but what about the "Home Alone" stuff? Well, Snyder decides he wants to kidnap the three boys and hold them ransom so he can keep their father off his case. So he hires three surfer criminals to abduct the kids and bring them to his lair.
Jeffrey: The good news is, the delivery guys just created the babysitter with the pizza. The bad news is, they're carrying guns.
NC (voiceover): At first, the kids wanna do the smart thing and notify the authorities.
Samuel: We'll call the police.
Jeffrey: Hold it! If we can take these three robbers ourselves...
Samuel: Then maybe dad will see that our ninja training's worth it!
NC: (beat) Summer training or probable death? (pretends to weigh options) I guess I'd go with summer training, too.
NC (voiceover): So oddly enough, instead of using their ninja skills, they devise diabolical traps to snatch the burglars with. I love how even though they were notified of the burglars' presence just a few moments ago, that they somehow put together a plan that actually has phases.
Samuel: Prepare for Phase 1. Okay, Phase 2.
NC: Okay, you were in there for, like, 2 minutes. How can you come up with a plan that has phases to it?
Stoner killer: That's a very good question, my friend.
NC (voiceover): Look at this. One of them actually does the "Home Alone" face here. I mean, that's how much this movie doesn't give a crap.
Samuel: This. Really. Sucks!
NC (voiceover): I mean, half of these traps don't even make sense. How are you supposed to slip on jelly beans, for crying out loud? Wouldn't you just squash them? And for that matter, how come everyone carries a gun but never uses them? Does this movie exist in ANY REALM OF REALITY?
Stoner killer: Dude, sensitive.
NC (voiceover): Meanwhile, Snyder's ninjas show up and kidnap the kids properly. After learning about the kids abduction, their parents realize there's only one logical solution: a short, balding Asian who's studied more Japanese buffets than he has Japanese martial arts.
Michael: Oh, that's reassuring!
NC (voiceover): So, rather than send in a S.W.A.T. Team of qualified professionals, it's Grampa Morrey who's gonna perform the rescue! Yeah, I know, just go with it. The kids are being held on a cargo ship crawling with second-rate pajama wearing ninjas. They make up an idea to get out of their cell by tricking the guard into thinking the telephone is for him.
Phone operator: (wearing a ninja suit) This is a phone check. Is that you, Frank?
(NC has his head down and bangs the table)
NC: WHY IS THE TELEPHONE OPERATOR WEARING A NINJA SUIT?! I mean, what is the point?! Is the telephone operator a martial artist? If so, why isn't he out there fighting with the rest of the ninjas? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF HIRING A MARTIAL ARTIST TO ANSWER THE TELEPHONE?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!
Mom: Stop it!
NC (voiceover): So, as you probably imagine, an entire boatload of ninjas can't seem to beat three little children in bad '80s clothes. Why is it ninjas always scream before they attack someone? Doesn't that kind of alert them that you're there?
(A dramatic shot of a silent, unmasked ninja wearing face paint is shown)
NC: Whoa, who's this guy? Kinda looks like an Asian Joker or something. (the ninja laughs evilly and licks his sword) Holy shit, this guy's psychotic! What's he gonna do?
(The kids open a steam valve which sprays the ninja in the face, take his sword and cut up his clothes (making his pants fall down) and then simply punch him out)
NC: (unimpressed) Well, thank you, movie. Thank you for ruining the only possibly cool character in this entire film. You've dashed my hopes yet again.
Stoner killer: My apologies, my good man.
NC (voiceover): After fighting like a zillion ninjas and an oversized bodyguard, Grampa shows up to take on the evil Snyder in a one-on-one battle.
NC: And this is the portion I like to call "Spot the real Grampa!" ("Spot the Real Grampa" shows up on screen)
NC (voiceover, as the battle goes on): Let's see here. Stuntman, stuntman, stuntman, GRAMPA! Stuntman, stuntman, stuntman, GRAMPA! After a while, Grampa starts to tire and eventually starts to get his ass kicked. But just when it looks like he's down for the count, Grampa still has one ace up his sleeve.
(Grampa jams jelly beans into Snyder's mouth)
NC: (as Snyder, gasps) JELLY BEANS! MY ONE WEAKNESS!
NC (voiceover): So Grampa defeats Snyder, the FBI shows up, the kids are reunited with their parents, and they all life happily ever after. Whoop-de-friggin' do.
(The credits start, and NC notices the director's name, Jon Turtletaub)
NC (voiceover): But, wait, that name seems kinda familiar.
NC: Jon Turtle-tawb, Turtle-tib, whatever. How come I know that name? (Pictures of the director's works are shown as NC speaks) Holy shit, this guy's actually done a lot of movies! Including "Phenomenon", "While You Were Sleeping", "Cool Runnings", and even recent blockbusters like the "National Treasure" movies. So, how the hell did he get stuck doing this piece of shit? I mean, what exactly does this all mean? It means get out of crap as fast as you can. The other members of this movie didn't take that advice, and where did they go? 3 Ninjas part 2, 3 and 4. One of them with international sensation Hulk Hogan. So, always remember, kids: quit while you're...in the position of quitting. Like I should've quit watching this movie an hour and a half ago. It's stupid, uninventive, and reminds me of just why two film franchises don't make a right. Besides, it's obvious what the "Ninja Turtles/Home Alone" crossover should've been: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Beat Up Macaulay Culkin". Now THAT would've been a Christmas movie. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.
The Nostalgia Critic Transcripts
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2008:
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Transformers · Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue · Cloverfield Trailer Review · Power Rangers: A Look Back · Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies · The Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments · Super Mario Bros.: The Movie · Cloverfield Review · Street Fighter · Mortal Kombat · Space Jam · The Nerd Rant · The Nerd Rant Part 2 · Pokémon The First Movie · The Nerd Wizard Rant · The Wizard · The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs · Batman & Robin · The Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs · '90s Sports Montage · The Nerd Response…Response · The Top 11 Drug PSAs · The Battle of Epic Proportions · Captain Planet · Double Dare · 3 Ninjas · Top 11 Hottest Animated Women · Video Game Review · The Search for the Nostalgia Chick · He-Man and the Masters of the Universe · Follow That Bird · Saved By the Bell · Tom and Jerry: The Movie · Top 11 Saddest Moments · Nostalgia Chick Winner · Surf Ninjas · NC vs The Nerd Showdown · Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows · Kazaam · The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle · Off to Beat the Nerd · Drew Struzan Tribute · Halloween '08 Special · Double Dragon · Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics · Howard the Duck · Mortal Kombat: Annihilation · Godzilla · Top 11 Disney Villains · The Super Mario Bros. Super Show · Top 12 Greatest Christmas Specials · Jingle All the Way
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2009:
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Nicktoons · Nickcoms · SNICK · Good Burger · The Making of the Final Battle · Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest · A Kid in King Arthur's Court · The Good Son · The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks · Twister · Garbage Pail Kids · Rock-A-Doodle · Titanic - The Legend Goes On · The Pagemaster · The NeverEnding Story · Moonwalker · Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments · TMNT · Red Sonja · TGWTG Team Brawl · Short Circuit 1 & 2 · Batman vs. The Dark Knight · Full House · North · Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells · Sidekicks · Gargoyles · Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen · Steel · Top 11 Cereal Mascots · Barb Wire · New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings · Last Action Hero · Captain N · We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story · Warriors of Virtue · Captain America · Top 11 F*ckups · Alone in the Dark · Blank Check · Old vs. New: Willy Wonka · Cool as Ice · Suburban Commando · Next Karate Kid · Casper · Superman IV · Congo · Siskel and Ebert Tribute · Judge Dredd · Tank Girl · Jack Frost · He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special · Next Best Christmas Specials · Star Wars Holiday Special · Ernest Saves Christmas
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Commando · Junior · Conan and Conan the Destroyer · End of Days · Battlefield Earth · Bebe's Kids · Lost in Space · Top 11 Villain Songs · Quest for Camelot · Old vs. New: Nutty Professor · Bio-Dome · NeverEnding Story II · Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments · Flubber · Home Alone 3 · Old vs. New: King Kong · Drop Dead Fred · The Care Bears Movie · Kickassia: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 · Jaws 3 · Free Willy · A Troll in Central Park · Theodore Rex · Top 11 Coolest Cliches · Hook · Independence Day · The Room · The Phantom · Zeus and Roxanne · Animaniacs Tribute · Flintstones Movie · Mr. Nanny · Rocky IV · Chairman of the Board · Next Top 11 NC Fuckups · Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw · Pebble and the Penguin · Ernest Scared Stupid · Top 11 Scariest Performances · IT · Leprechaun · My Pet Monster · Commercial Special · Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. Prince of Egypt · The Thief and the Cobbler · Waterworld · Little Monsters · Rover Dangerfield · You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard · The First Couple: TMNT
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NeverEnding Story III · Ferngully 2 · Secret of NIMH 2 · Care Bears 2 · Dungeons and Dragons · Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Return of the Nostalgic Commercials · Inspector Gadget · Old vs. New: The Karate Kid · The Langoliers · Airborne · Baby Geniuses · Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men · The Magic Voyage · Double Team · Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress · Jaws: The Revenge · Gordy · The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie · Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials · Once Upon a Forest · Little Nemo · Old vs. New: True Grit · Suburban Knights: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 · Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon · Milk Money · Rad · Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales · Care Bears in Wonderland · Cop and a Half · Top 11 Batman TAS Episodes · Alaska · Let's Play Bart's Nightmare · James and the Giant Peach · The Avengers · Simon Sez · The Tommyknockers · The Haunting · Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows · Exorcist 2 · Doug's 1st Movie · The Cell · Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman · Felix the Cat · Moulin Rouge · Babes in Toyland · How the Grinch Stole Christmas · Child's Play
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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The Review Must Go On · The Odd Life of Timothy Green · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The Cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Sailor Moon · Les Miserables · Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Man of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · Eight Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree
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2017:
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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2018:
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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