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Narrator: Is your mother a MILF?
 
Narrator: Is your mother a MILF?
   
That Guy: Judge for yourself. / ''(cut to a photoshopped image of a beautiful woman seductively posed with That Guy's face superimposed on it; cut back to That Guy, who nods smiling and later mouths, "Oh yeah!")''
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That Guy: Judge for yourself. / ''(cut to a photoshopped image of a beautiful woman seductively posed, with That Guy's face superimposed on it; cut back to That Guy, who nods smiling in a happy face and later mouths, "Oh yeah!")''
   
 
Narrator: My mom said she has a private area like me. Does that mean she has a penis?
 
Narrator: My mom said she has a private area like me. Does that mean she has a penis?
   
That Guy: Yes, she does, as I found out last night. / That's right. I did your mother. / And not only does she have a penis, she also has a boy who was adopted. YOU. / But don't worry. Appearances can OFTEN be deceiving. / For example, Greenland is actually full of ice. / Your pinky isn't actually pink. / And Jesus was a 240-pound Jamaican. / ''(chuckles)'' I can tell you I was surprised when I found that out / but not disappointed, / as YOU most likely are, / you adopted bastard. / God bless.
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That Guy: Yes, she does, as I found out last night. / That's right. I did your mother. / And not only does she have a penis, she also has a boy who was adopted. You. / But don't worry. Appearances can OFTEN be deceiving. / For example, Greenland is actually full of ice. / Your pinky isn't actually pink. / And Jesus was a 240-pound Jamaican. / ''(chuckles)'' I can tell you I was surprised when I found that out, / but not disappointed, / as YOU most likely are, / you adopted bastard. / God bless.
   
 
Narrator: If you were a super hero, what kind of powers would you have and why?
 
Narrator: If you were a super hero, what kind of powers would you have and why?
   
That Guy: Well, many people have wanted supernatural powers. / Some wish they could fly. / Some wish they could shoot lasers out of their eyes. / But for me, my superpower would be telling the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. / Because NOBODY can tell that. / Not even I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Man. / ''(walks up to the camera)'' He SAYS he can, but he's a liar. / ''(normal position)'' And a gay, pedophile woman. / I just wet myself. / This is That Guy With The Glasses saying: There's no such thing as a stupid question until YOU ask it. ''(winks at the camera and returns to reading and smoking)''
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That Guy: Well, many people have wanted supernatural powers. / Some wish they could fly. Some wish they could shoot lasers out of their eyes. / But for me, my superpower would be telling the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. / Because NOBODY can tell that. / Not even I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Man. / ''(walks up to the camera)'' He SAYS he can, but he's a liar. / ''(normal position)'' And a gay, pedophile woman. / I just wet myself. / This is That Guy With The Glasses saying: There's no such thing as a stupid question until YOU ask it. ''(winks at the camera and returns to reading and smoking)''
   
 
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