Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!== Interlude #1 == '''Malcolm:''' (behind the door) Critic, it's okay! I took care of Basco. '''NC:''' (getting up and walking out of the room) Oh, hey, great! I knew you could take him yourse-- ''(But he only notices Basco alive)'' (Wait a minute, if Basco is alive, why did Malcolm say he took care of him)? '''NC:''' But, wait! Where's Malcolm? ''(Basco points upward to a charred Malcolm stuck on the ceiling)'' '''NC:''' Dammit, Malcolm! I can't believe you broke under pressure! '''Malcolm:''' (weakly) Sorry! I was weak! '''NC:''' (frustratingly to Basco) You just can't get good he-- ''(Basco throws another fireball at NC, forcing him to flee)'' '''NC:''' (running out of the building) Your aiming sucks! ''(NC flees into a Barnes & Noble and passes Jason Laws who is reading a book entitled "Taxi Pick Up Lines")'' '''Jason:''' (reading Chapter 1 entitled "Getting Bitches in Your Cab") Huh, so ''that's'' how I can bag me some more ladies in my cab. ''(Suddenly, one of Basco's fireballs hits the book)'' '''Jason:''' No! My cab bitches! ''(Basco chases NC up the escalator, while NC begins digging through some books)'' '''NC:''' There's gotta be something connected to firebending around here! ''(Basco continues searing for NC)'' '''NC:''' (looking at the "How to Earth Bend" book) Uh, no! (looking at the "Learning to Metal Bend" book) No! (looking at the "Fire Bending for Dummies" book) Ah-ha! (getting up) Here we go! ''(Another fireball is thrown at NC, forcing him to run. Basco throws more fireballs at NC, while also shouting "Honor!", until the last one knocks the book out of NC's hands)'' '''Tamara:''' Hold it! ''(She appears in front of the camera, this time dressed like The Huntsgirl from ''American Dragon: Jake Long'')'' '''Tamara:''' All right, Dante! I think you've met your match! '''NC:''' No. No, no. Tamara, that's--that's the wrong costume again. '''Tamara:''' No, but, I'm a ninja. '''NC:''' No, no, no, it doesn't matter. We have a THEME going, and we need to stick to the THEME, understand? '''Dante:''' I kinda like it. '''NC:''' Hey, this doesn't concern you. (to Tamara) Now look, I want you to go home, do some research, and call me when you finally wiki something, okay? '''Tamara:''' Fine! '''Dante:''' It's a good try. '''Tamara:''' (before leaving) Thank you. '''NC:''' Hey, don't encourage him. ''(Basco gets into a fighting position, while NC uses the Fire and Ice book as a shield, but Basco firebends it out of his hands, so NC then uses ''The Ice Storm'' DVD, but Basco firebends it out of his hands as well, so NC uses the ''[[Cool as Ice]]'' soundtrack, but Basco once again firebends it out of his hands, so NC uses the ''Avatar: The Last Airbender'' graphic novel entitled "The Search", making it more complicated for Basco)'' '''Dante:''' [[Hook|You man! You stupid, stupid man!]] '''NC:''' (throwing the book to Basco) Here, think fast! ''(NC quickly takes the firebending book and flees, while Basco begin reading the graphic novel)'' '''Dante:''' So, ''that's'' what happened to our mom. '''NC:''' (sitting down in the Self Improvement aisle and preparing to read the book) All right, I'm gonna have to multi-task here a little bit. I'm gonna have to learn how to firebend while also continuing the countdown. So, with that said...Lesson 1--Number 7. Summary: Please note that all contributions to the Channel Awesome are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://thatguywiththeglasses.fandom.com/wiki/Top_11_Best_Avatars_(with_Dante_Basco)"