Top 12 Christmas Commercials

(The shortened opening)

(The NC is wearing a Santa hat and his "I Donut Donuts" shirt. Also, on the back wall are various stockings labeled "A, B, B, D, G, H, J, M, M, R, T...")

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic; I remember it so you don't have to. Well, I'm back in my commercial garb. That must mean we're talking about commercials! (holds up index finger) But not just any commercials. CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!!

(Cut to a montage of Christmas commercials)

NC (vo): Oh, you thought mass marketing was insane? Try mass marketing around Christmastime! Many of these commercials are so popular, they repeat them every year. How crazy is that? An ad campaign you don't even have to change because people love the nostalgia so much. Well, I love nostalgia, too, and that's why we're gonna count down the top 12 best Christmas commercials ever.