Battle of the Commercials

(The usual opening shot of the explosion occurs, but the NC is revealed wielding not a gun, but a remote control. Through the hole made by the explosion, it is revealed that instead of his usual wardrobe, the NC is wearing his "I Donut Donuts" shirt. The title music begins all the while, but with the push of a button on his control, the music stops abruptly, after which, the NC pushes the holed screen away.)

NC: (the word "WHO" appears in green) Nostalgia Critic. (the word "WHAT" appears, also in green) Reviewing commercials. (the word "TITLE" appears, once more in green) Like you give a shit. COMMERCIALS!!!

(Once again, as in the past, we are treated to the same old opening sequence: the "After These Messages" bumpers from ABC.)

Three Clay Singers: After these messages...

Clay Fire Hydrant (sings): After these messages...

Clay Cowboy (sings): After these messages...

Clay Dog (sings): After these messages...

(The title "Like You Give a Shit" is shown.)

Three Clay Singers (audio): ...we'll be right back!