The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Chester: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

"Ash nazg gimba-" SPOILERS!

There's this little guy named Bilbo Baggins.

You know, he's the guy Leonard Nimoy sings about all the time. Ask your parents about that one.

And he's asked to go on a prequel with the most the most stereotypical wizard you have ever seen in your life,

to help a bunch of dwarves get their city back.

And their names are Glory, Pory, Golin, Polin, Ackah, Kackah, Backah, Shacka, Sneezy, Dopey, Cokey, Smokey...

Oh! And there's also the fat barbarian who drinks too much.

You know, there's like one in the group.