Spy Kids 3D: Game Over

(We start off with the NC2016 opening before coming into his room)

Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic...

(Suddenly, Distracting (Malcolm) pops up in the camera's face)

Distracting: I'm 3D!

(Distracting keeps shouting "I'm 3D" as he runs around the room smacking NC around and exits, leaving him confused)

NC: What the hell was that?!

(Distracting runs around the living room while Dignified (also Malcolm) comes out)

Dignified: You must excuse him. He's always this way.

NC: Who the flying Ritalin are you?

Dignified: We are the 3D Brothers. He's Distracting, (pointing to his crazier brother) I'm Dignified. You may have noticed my work from films like (Posters of) Hugo or How to Train Your Dragon.

NC: Wait, if you're the 3D Brothers, where's the third one?

Dignified: Oh, he's over there. (He points out to an emo looking Malcolm in the corner looking sullen and depressed) You might recognize him from movies like (Posters of) Clash of the Titans or (The) Last Airbender. We call him Doesn't Count.

Distracting: Hey, Doesn't Count. Show him your effects!

DC: Oh, um... (he puts his hand out to the camera) Ooh, my hand is slightly in front of my face. What does it matter? I'm not even supposed to be here!

Dignified: Oh, now, that's not true.

DC: Yes, it is! Mom thought I'd make things better, but all I do was draw attention to how broken everything really is.

Distracting: Ha-ha! He's always getting involved where he doesn't belong!

NC: Okay, that has that asshole (Distracting) been in?

Dignified: Oh, the usual Three Movies tripe.

NC: Three?

Dignified: Yes. (Posters of) Jaws 3, Friday The 13th 3 and...

NC: Don't say it!

Dignified: Spy Kids 3.

NC: Noooooo!! I don't want to do Friday The 13th Part 3.

Distracting: You're doing Spy Kids 3D.

NC: Even woooooorse!!

(We see the logo of the movie, before we are shown images of Robert Rodriguez)

NC (vo): Time to rip in to one of the most awesome, hands-on, coolest directors yet again...

NC: Why do you make me do this to you?!

NC (vo): ...Robert Rodriguez. Known for making tons of impressive films on a very small budget, doing a lot of the work himself, his focus was to have the creativity of the production disguise how unbelievably cheap it usually was. (Poster of Sin City) Sometimes it worked, (Poster of Shorts) sometimes it didn't.

(Footage from Spy Kids 1 and 2 are shown)

NC (vo): And sometimes, it did both. This is the case with the Spy Kids trilogy...plus one. (Poster of Spy Kids 4) The first film was so enjoyably bizarre but visually funny, that it was easy to overlook some of the more awkward moments. The sequel was when it started to wear off, combining genuinely funny moments with...

Gerti Giggles (from Spy Kids 2) Camel poop!

NC (vo): But just when you thought there couldn't be more...

Gerti Giggles (from Spy Kids 2) Camel poop!

(Now we are shown clips of Spy Kids 3D)

NC (vo): ...he made Spy Kids 3D: Game Over. To its credit, this is one of the movies that brought 3D back to the limelight as a profitable idea. The only problem is, it's used as a more exploitative gimmick than God is to Pure Flix.

NC: Is it as bad as, say...thinking Sylvester Stallone can play a hippie?

(We see a clip from the movie showing Stallone playing, yep, a hippie)

Hippie: You got the children's attention. The question is, what are you teaching them?

(NC is stunned, then he whimpers a bit)

NC: This is Spy Kids 3D.