Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer Trap

Linkara: (sitting on his Futon) Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. Almost seven years of this show, and we're still talking about the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids!

(A montage of shots of past installments of the series are shown)

Linkara (v/o): If you're just joining us, the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids are some kind of robots designed to mimic human children, possibly by aliens as prelude to invasion. However, their knowledge of humanity is limited to educational PSAs and Radio Shack commercials, meaning that they don't understand how children think, but also think that people will promote Tandy electronics at any given opportunity. Their programming is also faulty, in that they'll keep telling the same story about their summer, but with minor detail changes, despite them clearly still being in the same grade year each time we see them. And the American education system being what it is, nobody notices that they're still talking about their summer vacations, as if they just got back from them, despite it being April.

(Cut to a shot of the cover for "Superman and Wonder Woman: Tandy Computer Whiz Kids")

Linkara (v/o): Besides from the one we're looking at today, we have at least three more of these things to go through, possibly a fourth one; I have to double-check.

(Cut to a second crossover comic with Superman: "TRS-80 Whiz Kids: The Computers that Saved Metropolis!")

Linkara (v/o): Frankly, each time we look at these things, I get so drunk that I erase my memory of which ones people have sent me, so I kinda lose track. I originally thought that today's was the very first one, but according to the publication dates, this is actually the second one, made two years after the first. The fact that they kept making this after the first one never ceases to hurt my brain.

Linkara: So let's dig into (holds up today's comic) "The Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer Trap", and see what new spore of madness awaits us.

(Title sequence plays, followed by title card for this episode, with a Tandy commercial playing in the background)

Announcer: Now, give your family the world with Tandy Sensation from Radio Shack, the amazing multimedia computer that gives you a CD-ROM library, 16 million colors...

This script is not completed.