Reality Bites

(NCh sits down in a chair and pushes a button on her button; she takes a few breaths before writing something)

NCh: (writing) "Dear 1994: How's it going? It's been a while, hasn't it, since... you... people that were born in you are now old enough to vote. That's trippy to me. I wanted to talk to you about one of your products. No, unfortunately, it's not one of the fun ones like (images of the following pop up as she says them) All That, The Lion King, and NAFTA..."

(Cut to a clip of Reality Bites)

NCh (vo): "...but the aimless counterculture masterpiece known as Reality Bites'."

NCh: "I really, really hated it! Now, in any era, I might hate this movie or like Rent, for instance. I've always hated Rent. But I find I hate it now for different reasons than I did in 2003, for instance, before the movie. Completely different reasons, in fact, most of which I find are very directly related to the current state of the economy. What I'm trying to say is, 1994, is that I respect that you made a movie about how being young and twentysomething in 1994 is hard. I have a hard time sympathizing with you, however, because..."

(The following phrase appears which NCh screams...)

NCh (vo): "EVERYTHING IS WORSE NOW!!!"