Escape from the Commercials

(The Channel Awesome logo is shown, but suddenly, a man appears in the logo, while the words "DO IT" appear below)

Man in logo: Do it!

(Then the NC appears, wearing his "I [Donut] Donuts" t-shirt)

NC: Do it!

(He holds up a remote control and pushes a button. And then, like always, we are treated to the same old opening: the clay-animated "After These Messages" Saturday morning bumpers from ABC)

Three Clay Singers: After these messages...

Clay Fire Hydrant: (sings) After these messages...

Clay Cowboy: (sings) After these messages...

Clay Dog: (sings) After these messages...

(The title "Do It!" is shown)