Cindy Goes to a Party

'NOTE: All dialogue (in the film and in Doug's riffs) is voiceovered. 

We hear an orchestra tuning up as we fade in on a CG red curtain.

Doug: (speaking in a deep voice) Good evening, and welcome to "That Guy Riffs!" (the title appears in hand-drawn letters) Today, Noah Antwiler joins the Riff as they look at what happens when party etiquette is told by the spawns of Satan. Sit back, and enjoy. (makes a hacking as music and visuals fade)

Fade in on the production logo: "Young America Films presents", backed by an image of an eagle, as music from the film plays.

Doug: (deep voice) Approved by Sam the Eagle.

Dissolve to the title: "Cindy Goes to a Party", with an image of a fairy waving a wand next to it.

Noah: Cindy goes to a party and gets crunk!

Doug: Well, this is a much more pleasant followup to their last movie: "Cindy Gets Violent Bowel Surgery".

Dissolve to one more title card: "A Centron Production".

Noah: Centron, the company that makes videos showing you how to behave at a party, and how to deal with the STD you get at the party!