Cruel Intentions

(The NCh sits there as her pug tries to nuzzle up to her)

NCh: (pushing dog away) No! No, I am not gonna lesbian make out with you! We don't even have gimmicks like that on this show. (looks to camera) So, in the late '90s, there was a wave of... teenagerizations of classic literature, you might say. We had...

(A montage of the following movie posters are shown, each for a different movie based on what the NCh talks about...)

NCh (vo): ...Taming of the Shrew (poster for 10 Things I Hate About You), Othello (poster for O), Emma (poster for Clueless)''...

NCh: ...Romeo and Juliet...

(Cut to a poster for Romeo + Juliet, featuring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes)

NCh (vo): Well, granted, that one's already about teenagers, but it was a modernization, and so on.