Ponyo

[The Critic enters a building through a revolving door and walks around Anime Milwaukee as we hear him narrating]

NC: (vo) As I enter my next con at Anime Milwaukee, I realize that I stand upon the threshold of my 200th episode. By god! 200 episodes! I can't just review another bad nostalgic movie. I have to review something different and unexpected, but what could I choose? Anime. I continues to be a large part of geek culture. Surely, there must be something strange enough and unique enough that Japanese animation can give me to look at. (Sees a stuffed goldfish) Of course. Inspired. Ingenious. The internet will love me forever. I now know what I must review for my 200TH EPISODE!

NC: (in front of a large crowd) I'm gonna review Ponyo.

[The shocked crowd suddenly runs up to attack him which he then screams at. We then quickly see the movie's logo, then cut to the Critic hiding in his hotel room]

NC: Good, I think I've lost them. Ok, look. Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I don't hate this movie. I don't even dislike it.

NC: (vo) I think it's good. It's cute. It's creative. It's got memorable characters and visuals which is what you'd expect from the great director, Miyazaki. I just think there's a few things in this movie that people overlook and maybe they should look a little closer at. Like I said, it doesn't make it bad but I think it does deserve another viewing.

NC: And that's not worth killing a guy over, is it? (Hears a chanting mob outside) Let's look at Ponyo.

NC: (vo) So as we roam through the ocean, or as the Japanese like to call it "a free buffet," we see a magical man named Fujimoto voice by Liam Neeson, who somehow managed to be the father of this strange looking Cartman fish.

Cartman from South Park: (vo) Screw you, guys. Imma goin home!

NC: (vo) The Cartman fish mananges to make her way to the surface where she comes across a boy named Sosuke voiced by ... I don't know, one of the million Jonas Brothers.