Star Tours: The Adventures Continue (Part 1)

Preface
[We open with Jerk nearby Star Tours]

Jerk: [stunned] Great Guardians of the Galaxy! [notices the camera] Oh hi, I'm Some Jerk with a Camera and welcome to Some Jerk with a Camera Season 2, beginning with my two-part review of the new Star Tours, Star Tours: The Adventures Continue. Both of these parts were first uploaded on May 25th, 2012, about six months or so before Disney bought Lucasfilm, which is why not only are there no references to Disney buying Lucasfilm, as a matter of fact, I make a big monologue at one point about how George Lucas will own Lucasfilm forever. [Clear throat] Anyway, as you might recall, the previous episode ended on a following cliffhanger. [Jerk blow kisses that previous episode, It's a Small World Part 3.]

Episode
[Jerk at an airport with The Wire, SpazzMaster, Il Neige, and Uncle Paul]

Jerk: Alright, people, you all have your instructions. Let's rendezvous in Barbados in three weeks. ''[Cut to shot of the Delorean traveling back in time. Fade to 1964 in New York World's Fair in 1964, where Jerk plays his iPod at the It's a Small World ride and it explodes. Afterwards, Jerk nods in satisfaction, takes his sunglasses off, and replaces them with his own glasses. Jerk then stops and realizes]'' Wait a minute, my mother's in there. [Jerk dissolves out of existence]