Sabrina the Teenage Witch Goes to Disney World!

♪♪ They made way more money off this shit than my ass ever will ♪♪

♪♪ So if they don't care about that crap, why should I front that bill ♪♪

♪♪ I mean when's the last time you guys caught a rerun of this swill ♪♪

♪♪ ''It's not worth the mention! I paid too much attention!'' ♪♪

♪♪ To the primetime sitcoms make for ABC! ♪♪

So, how much power did ABC have at these parks?

♪♪ They can sleep up in the castle and then criticize its worth... ♪♪

♪♪ They can watch the nightly fireworks from the top of Spaceship Earth ♪♪

♪♪ They can even knock up Minnie Mouse and abort the kid mid birth! ♪♪

♪♪ ''It's T.G.I.F'ed up! There ain't no limits left up'' ♪♪

♪♪ In the Ivory Tower known as ABC. ♪♪

♪♪ Throughout the nineties, cross-promotion lumbered on. ♪♪

I love Splash Mountain more than life itself.

♪♪ Can you imagine just how far this might have gone? ♪♪

♪♪ ''Had the trend continued! ''♪♪

♪♪ They'd have Boston Legal's lawyers putting piracy on trial, ♪♪

♪♪ Lost would be less disappointing where they're on Tom Sawyer's Isle, ♪♪

♪♪ And that wacky Jimmy Kimmel he'd make all of Epcot smile! ♪♪

♪♪ ''All mere speculation. There ends my dissertation'' ♪♪

♪♪ On the Disney World sitcoms on ABC! ♪♪