Bloodrayne

(We start off today's episode in the Nostalgia Critic's room as he holds a Netflix envelope, wondering whether he should open it or not. Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers appear at his sides)

Malcolm: Hey Critic. What are you looking at?

NC: *inhale* My next movie review called Bloodrayne.

Tamara: Pretty bad, I take it?

NC: It's an Uwe Boll movie.

Malcolm: Uwe Boll? Aren't his films so bad they cause people to bash their heads in with a sledgehammer?

NC: Uh huh.

Tamara: After jumping out of a plane?

NC: Yup.

Malcolm: After blowing up an airport?

NC: That's right.

Tamara: After crashing a car filled with explosives doused in gasoline while shooting a semi-automatic while going into oncoming traffic while singing "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy?"

NC: Twice.

Malcolm: Well I can see why you don't want to review it.

NC: *sigh* It's not the only reason. You see, whenever I do an Uwe Boll movie, there's a...tradition.

Tamara: Tradition?

NC: It's a long story. I can take care of it myself.

(Tamara and Malcolm disappear. NC sighs, then goes to open the envelope. We then cut to Linkara starting an episode)

Linkara: Hello and welcome to Atop The Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. Sometimes a comic comes along where you just have-- (NC opens the envelope, making Linkara stop.) It's time.

(He runs out of the house like a bullet! NC's about to take the disk out when we cut to Noah Antwiler, the Spoony One, doing a review on Final Fantasy Unlimited)

Spoony: Of course there was a Final Fantasy anime, and of course, it sucked. But even after the first episode--

(NC takes the disk sleeve out, making Spoony sense it in the air as well before flying through the roof, then through the skies. NC takes the disk out of the sleeve as Linkara dashes down the street. NC looks at the disk, then heads towards the living room. Spoony's flying through the sky. Just as NC enters the living room, a crash is heard as Spoony comes in through the roof while Linkara comes in through the door)

NC: Christ, you guys are so dramatic.

(Spoony just notices Linkara and is startled. With that, we get to an opening like the Three Stooges, this one called "The Three Shmuckheads Reiew Bloodrayne)