Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

(The Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence play, then open on NC sitting at his desk looking quizzically at a binder. Malcolm enters the room)

Malcolm: Critic?

NC: Yeah?

Malcolm: (gesturing out with his thumb) Could you tell me what's with the sign on our front door?

NC: What sign?

(Malcolm holds up a sign reading "NC's School For Wowed Youngsters")

NC: What sign?

(Getting frustrated, Malcolm points to the sign)

NC: You mean the one at the end of your finger?

Malcolm: Yes, the one at the end of my finger.