Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

And now it's time for Bum reviews with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review...

(Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2)

[cuts to Chester who is inside a car. the review is in one shot, it parodies the Brad Jones movie reviews. Chester is with Skitch and Y Ruler of Time who act as "Brad" and "Jake" from the reviews respectively. *Admin's note: if this transcript goes nowhere, delete it.*]

Chester: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Brad: No!

Chester: What? What are you talking about, Brad Jones?

Brad: Oh God, look. I saw this movie with you, and all of a sudden I gain 80 pounds, get a foot taller, pubes all over my face, and Jake got a moustache.

Jake: I hate you!

Brad: I mean, seriously, what the fuck do you find even good about this movie?

Chester: Oh, now I thought this film was very avant-garde. It did things very differe-men-tably.

Brad: "Different"? "Different"? Okay, you got the fucking, weird-ass red and white montage at the front end with the seriph go to non-seriph font, and the tedious exposition with all the cuts in...wasn't that baby CGI or something?

Chester: Oh, but that was intentional the baby being CGI. You know, you were supposed to say like, "Hey! That baby's not really there, like Bella Swan is not really there." You know that she's not a real character and that she's computer-animatematid.

Brad: Well you got that right, she's not a real character. She just stood there like this (gives the Bella look) the whole movie.

Jake: I didn't think it was possible for a CGI baby to be as horrifying as that dancing gotee comercial.

*'''Not finished. gone to bed. goodnight folks!*'''