The Bottle and the Throttle

NOTE: All dialogue (in the film and in Linkara's riffs) is voiceovered.

(Fade in on the production logo: "Sid Davis Productions Presents" as music from the film plays.)

Linkara: Sid Davis Productions, because we couldn't think of a better name.

(Dissolve to the title: THE BOTTLE AND THE THROTTLE)

Linkara: The Bottle and the Throttle, the gripping love story of our time!

(Dissolve to this caption: "Produced with the cooperation of the Culver City Police Department and Culver City Unified School District.")

Linkara: But not in cooperation with Culver's restaurants. They want you to drink and drive. (the caption remains on the screen for an extended period of time) Yes, I think we're sober enough to read that; could you move on– (the text begins to dissolve) Oh.