Spy Kids 3D: Game Over

(We start off with the NC2016 opening before coming into his room)

Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't--

(Suddenly Malcolm Ray pops up in the camera's face)

Crazy Malcolm: I'm 3D!

(Malcolm keeps shouting "I'm 3D" as he runs around the room smacking NC around and exits, leaving him confused)

NC: What the hell was that?!

(Crazy Malcolm runs around the living room while a calmer Malcolm comes out)

Sane Malcolm: You must excuse him. He's always this way.

NC: Who the flying Ritalin are you?

Sane Malcolm: We are the 3D Brothers. He's Distracting, (pointing to his crazier brother) and I'm Dignified. You may have noticed my work in such films as (Posters of) Hugo and How To Train Your Dragon.

NC: Wait, if you're the 3D brothers, where's the third one?

Dignified: Oh, he's over there. (He points out to an emo looking Malcolm in the corner looking sullen and depressed) You might recognize him from movies like (Posters of) Clash of the Titans or (The) Last Airbender. We call him Doesn't Count.

Distracting: Hey, Doesn't Count. Show him your effects!

DC: Oh, um... (he puts his hand out to the camera) Ooh, my hand is slightly in front of my face. What does it matter? I'm not even supposed to be here!

Dignified: Oh that's not true.

DC: Yes it is! Mom thought I'd make things better, but all I do is draw attention to how broken everything really is.

Distracting: Ha ha! He's always getting involved where he doesn't belong!

NC: What has that asshole (Distracting) been in?

Dignified: Oh, the usual Three Movies tripe.

NC: Three?

Dignified: Yes. (Posters of) Jaws 3, Friday The 13th 3 and...

NC: Don't say it!

Dignified: Spy Kids 3.

NC: Noooooo!! I don't want to do Friday The 13th Part 3.

Distracting: You're doing Spy Kids 3D.

NC: Even woooooorse!!