We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story

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A Nostalgia* Critic Production


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Clips of We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story play, in a fashion similar to that of a horror film, with a rendition of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music playing in the background

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Raoul: (voiceover) I was somewhere in the living room, on the edge of the couch. That's when the drugs started to take hold.

Clips of the movie continue in full color

Raoul: (voiceover) The only strange thing is I wasn't ON any drugs. It was one of the few instances of sobriety I had ever experienced. Any never again will I return to that nasty realm.

A new character is shown, who looks like the Nostalgia Critic if he was dressed like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Raoul: Because if it's anything like what I saw on the television, then the world of LSD clearly has more sense and logic than THAT of reality. Hello, I'm Raoul Puke, Father of Fozzie Journalism. I've covered everything from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to Where the Buffalo Roam. But today. Today, I'm here to talk to you about a very particular trip. A trip that I wish never to take again. A trip of sobriety, I will not lie, but it came from a very particular place: a children's film. A children's film that I wish never to revisit. A children's film that brought out HORRID images that NO human children should ever see. There is only one children's film that could have possibly brought out this horror in any manner. It is simply entitled We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story!

The logo of the film, and several more clips, are shown

Raoul: (voiceover) Clearly, these writers and directors have bitten off far more ecstasy than they can chew because there is no horrid imagery or visual logic that could've been obtained from any reasonably SOBER human being. At least let's pray to God there isn't.

Raoul: That fact that these disturbing images is marketed as a children's film is ludicrous and unkind. Clearly no child should ever have to go through this horrid punishment. So, take the ticket. (Lights his cigarette holder) Ride the ride.

Raoul: So we start off with a pack of violent ingrates as they pick on the runt of the group, named ... something adorable I'm sure.

Birds: Mom, he's so adorable

Buster: Mom, don't do that. What am I, a CHICK?! Guess the writin's on the wall. It's time to leave the nest.

Raoul: This animal annoys me. He should be cast aside for more character development.

''Rex the dinosaur shows up in a large golf cart. Wait, what?''

Raoul: Hmm. Now we're seeing a dinosaur playing golf. I am thoroughly confused.