What You Never Knew About Hot Fuzz

(The shortened opening)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to another installment of...What You Never Knew.

(The logo of What You Never Knew is shown with two large eyes)

Voice: I never knew that!

NC: This is where we look back at movies you've seen a million times, but still managed to miss one or two little details. With that said, let's take a look at one of my favorite comedies ever, Hot Fuzz.

(The title of Hot Fuzz is shown, before showing clips from the movie)

NC (vo): This is arguably the world's greatest satire of American action movies. It's fast, it's clever, every bit of dialogue comes back into play one way or another. It's one of the most ingenious comedies of all time, so ingenious that chances are, you've missed one or two subtle touches that worked its way right past you. And we're here to look at them today. Now it goes without saying, you have to have seen the movie to get all these, so a lot of plot details are going to be revealed. Or, to put it in another way...

(Chester A. Bum is shown briefly)

Chester: SPOILERS!

NC (vo): They're not behind the scenes facts or nitpicking plotholes, they're just the kick-ass little moments you never realized were making the movie more kick-ass.

NC: So let's not waste any time. Let's take a look at Hot Fuzz!

(The logo of What You Never Knew About Hot Fuzz is shown alongside a building being destroyed in an explosion. The explosion will serve as the background image as the numbers countdown. The number 14 is shown)