My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 2015 Holiday Special

(Linkara is seated on his Futon)

Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. IT'S CHRISTMASTIME!

(He snaps his fingers, and the whole room is magically adorned with Christmas decorations; even his clothes have a Christmas flavor: he wears a red-and-green shirt and a Santa hat over his regular one)

Linkara: And this year, we're starting the festivities off with the thing that I know everybody loves to talk about: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, without even a Patreon sponsor this time, forcing me to do it.

(Shots of MLP:FIM comic covers are shown)

Linkara (v/o): So, what has brought on this desire to look at yet another My Little Pony comic? Did the joy and laughter of Pinkie Pie warm the snowy, desolate Minnesota I live in? Did the greatness and humble lessons of tiny horses finally make my heart grow three sizes? Was I visited by three spirits who taught me to write a letter to Princess Celestia, telling her what I learned today about friendship?

Linkara: (laughs) No, no, my friends. The answer is, I remembered what the true meaning of Christmas is: GREED! (smiles evilly)

Linkara (v/o): The last episode I made on this series had a crap-ton of views and an equal crap-ton of money, but the thing is that December is basically sweeps for video producers like me, with the most amount of money per ad, so I'm gonna load this video down with five minerals, and you can sit through every single one of them just so you can see me talk about the damn Skittle-colored horses!

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