X-Men (NC)

(The Channel Awesome logo plays, followed by the theme of this year's theme month: "X-Month", which shows the Channel Awesome cast in the style of X-Men)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to "X-Month"!

(Suddenly, he hears the sound of a doorbell ringing, which gets his attention)

NC: (confused) We... don't have a doorbell, so I'd better check that out.

(He gets out of his seat and walks down the hall, where he is suddenly greeted by Uncle Lies, Aunt Despair and a youth (played by Malcolm) playing on his phone)

NC: Oh, God, what are you doing here? And how'd you make that doorbell sound?

Aunt Despair: (gesturing towards Uncle Lies) It's one of his many gifts.

(Uncle Lies opens his mouth, making a doorbell sound)

Aunt Despair: So, we trust you remember babysitting (gesturing towards youth) our teenage nephew today?

Uncle Lies: We warned you about it five months ago.

NC: Yeah, but I moved studios, hoping you wouldn't find me.