Transformers Cartoon

(Optimus Prime, played by NC, walks through Anime St. Louis)

Narrator: Last time on "Transformers," Optimus Prime...(Contract picture is shown)...sold his soul to the devil, better known to humanity as...(Micheal Bay pictureis shown)...Micheal Bay...(Clips from "Transformers" film are shown)...in exchange for 3 hit movies, a shit load of cash, and a new found popularity in the public eye...("Transformers" film poster is shown)...but little did he know that the movies would only get...("Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" poster is shown)...worse and...("Transformers: Dark of the Moon is shown)...worse...(Clips from "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" are shown)...leading his audience to an un-godly amount of boredom and stupidity. (Back to Anime St. Louis) Still popular and still rich, Prime finds himself hanging onto little dignity and street cred. To make things worse...(Another Micheal Bay picture is shown)...Bay has lost his connections to the geek community due to rumored changes to the...("Racist Aien Big Boobied Explosions!" picture is shown)..."Ninja Turtles" franchise. (Back to Anime St. Louis) So Prime has been sent out to rebuild the hype for "Transformers 4: Explosion of the Boobs." (Title appears on the bottom of the screen) He has been sent to Anime St. Louis with his agent to recruit extras for his next movie. (Narrator groans)

OP: Greetings, humanity! I am Optimus Prime! Who wants to see explosions?

(Crowd cheers)

OP: Who wants to see giant robots?

(Crown cheers)

OP: Who wants to see ratio stereotypes exploited to a embarrasing degree?

(Crowd cheers)

OP: Who wants to see hot ladies insultingly objectied with no identifiable intelligence who personality?

(Crowd cheers)

OP: Whoa! Even woman cheered that one. Well, who wants to see Shia LaBeouf?

Crowd Member: Y--Oh!

OP: Alright! Alright! There's some over you yet(?). Well, we're having auditions for "Transformers 4..."

(Crowd cheers, but OP sighs in dissapointment)

Narrator: The auditions did not go well.

Auditioner #1: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Jerry (OP's agent played by Brad Jones): Well, he's no Shia LaBeouf, but he might be able to pull off Carrot Top.

(Auditioner #2 is shown)

OP: No! No! You're trying to think. Bay doesn't like that. Just drape yourself a car and look hot.

(Auditioner #2 tries to drape herself)

OP: What? You showed up to a Micheal Bay audition, and you didn't bring a car to drape yourself over?