Red Sonja

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Before I start this review, let me tell you a little something about a guy named Mako ... and why you DON'T want to mess with him.

(Various images start appearing)

NC: Mako apparently was a very popular sort-of underground voice celebrity. He did voices for Avatar: The Last Airbender, which I never heard of; Samurai Jack, which I never saw; and played Akiro the Wizard in Conan, which I barely remember. So, as you can tell, I barely know who this guy is, but apparently, a lot you DO, and were not very pleased when I made fun of his voice in the TMNT movie. I remember it like it was yesterday.

(Starts to fade to a flashback, but we're still focusing on the Critic)

NC: OK, maybe I don't remember it like it was yesterday, but I have a clip.

[Cut to the clip from the TMNT review]

Splinter: This home has become like an empty shell. Each of the brothers...

NC: Oh, God, what did they do to Splinter's voice. He sounds like Mr. Miyagi if he smoked a million Marlboros.

[Cut back to the present]

NC: Hehehehehe. Marlboros.

(UNFINISHED)