Gargoyles

Gargoyles fight all of the war (?)

Stone by day, warriors by night

Taking prisoners, taking flight

Disney's way of showing they

Don't have to be so prissy gay.

Gargoyles got the shaft in their day

Their pals got smashed into ashtrays.

Now in the future, they will return

And they're pissed off to be here!

Gargoyles live to serve and protect

With help from the cast of Star Trek.

Seriously, they're like half of the voices

I mean, they're all good actors and everything

But it's weird!