Grading Cartoon Show Intros

(The Channel Awesome logo and title sequence both play, then open on NC standing in front of a whiteboard with some kind of web formula written on it)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. You might be wondering why I asked you to stay after in this classroom scenario I suddenly decided to make up. Well, it's your show intros – they're appalling!

(Cut to shots of the opening titles for the following: Regular Show, Teen Titans Go, and Disenchantment)

NC (vo): Look how standard, short, and run-of-the-mill they are! These are the openings to your shows, you can't have them be this ordinary!

NC: This will not do at all. Your assignment is to find better nostalgic openings for me to review. (nods)

(Cut to another montage of cartoon show openings, these ones relatively longer: SpongeBob SquarePants, ThunderCats, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the original DuckTales)

NC (vo): The intro is one of the most important parts of any show. It establishes the tone, style and even story of what you're about to see. So, you and I are gonna look over some of the most memorable ones to see if they work or not.

NC: I expect this assignment on my desk the very next day. (the subtitle "The Next Day" pops up) It is now the very next day. I sit very still. What do you have for me? (takes some pieces of paper and examines them) Hmm... Hmmmm... Let's go over this together, shall we?

(NC snaps his fingers, and the title for this video appears: "Grading Show Intros")