Smiley

(The episode opens with Phelous in his reviewing room.)

Phelous: Internet-based horror movies. Are people just convinced that they tried this enough, it'll eventually not be stupid? Well, I guess that's why Smiley is here to prove that they're getting dumber.

(The episode's title card comes up.)

Phelous: You know what watching Smiley did to me? It made me miss watching such intelligent films like Chain Letter and FearDotCom.com. Intelligent by comparison. Oh, my life is sad. SMILEY! No.

(Scenes from the film are shown.)

Phelous (vo): You know what's an amazing idea for a killer? An emoticon.