Scars to Your Beautiful

Todd plays "Scars to Your Beautiful" on the piano

'ALESSIA CARA - SCARS TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL A pop song review'

Todd: Hi everyone. Today it's time for yet another edition of "Hey womenfolk! You know how you hate yourself? You know how you despise every inch of your body and every day you look in the mirror and go 'Why God Why' and then collapse into a puddle of shame and self-hatred because your life is so miserable and horrible? Well hey. Stop that!" [smiles and pauses] Yeah, I'm not thrilled I'm doing one of these either.


 * Clip of Meghan Trainor - "All About That Bass"

Todd (VO): I've already reviewed a bunch of them, I don't like these songs. Like, none of them really, it's just [video for "Scars to Your Beautiful"] I talked about today's song, "Scars to Your Beautiful," briefly as an honorable mention in my Worst of 2016 list. And it doesn't seem to be fading at all in 2017, so I thought I should give it a full review.

Todd: But I, I, I don't like reviewing these inspirational songs! I don't wanna be a dick, but they blow!


 * Clips of P!nk - "Fuckin' Perfect"...

Todd (VO): Almost all of them! They're always trying so hard, they don't do anything for me, and the artists are always so up their own asses about it!

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