Shrek the Third

(The Dreamworks-uary logo is shown, before showing clips from Shrek the Third. "9 Crimes" by Damien Rice plays throughout)

Doug (vo): Well, you know I wasn't a big fan of the first Shrek film, but I absolutely adored the second one. So I didn't really know what to expect with the third one. Will they up the ante or take a giant step backwars? (pause as Doug smacks his lips) A giant step backwards. Right down to the villain being the one that we already had: Prince Charming. Yeah, that's right. Half of the evil duo from the last movie. It's kind of like The Riddler and Two-Face being the criminals in one movie, and in the next one it's just... Two-Face. But that's not the only reason to not like the movie. The dialogue is clumsy, the characters: awkward, the pacing: pretty inconsistent, and the jokes... not all that funny. Okay, so, what's going on in this film? Actually, what isn't going on.

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