Child's Play 2

(Phelous theme)

Camera shooting a video of The Nostalgia Critic's Panasonic pencil sharpener.

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember---

(pause)

NC: I remember not being a pencil sharpener.

Camera on Phelous.

Phelous: Yeah, but I remember continuity, so you had to be in the pencil sharpener.

NC: YOU WERE THE ONE IN THIS PENCIL SHARPENER!

Phelous: Really? Dammit. All right, you want to move over so I can be in the pencil sharpener?

NC angrily rolls over in his chair to his desk.

NC: No. Stay away from my pencil sharpener! Both of us that don't review since then, we don't need the pencil sharpener!

Phelous: Hey! well EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME, miss critic-y pants! I was just trying to add a bit of continuity from the last crossover.

NC: Well, way to fail us again, Phelous. I remember continuity so YOU don't have to!

Phelous: Oh, zing. Anyway, Child's Play 2 time.

NC: Ah, yes, Child's Play 2, I remember it well. Chucky's in this one too, right?

Phelous: Yes.

NC: Yeeeees...

Cut to Chucky's crisp-brunt face.

NC: Well, it seems they remember continuity a lot better than you, Phelous, as they still have Chucky all burnt as shit from the end of the last film.

Phelous: Yeah, but who the hell managed to take that doll from a crime scene and then said, "Yeah, we gotta fix this"?

NC: Oh, now, I'm sure there's an extremely, non-contrived reason while someone