How the Grinch Stole Christmas

[The review starts with opening credits much like the Grinch cartoon, with the Critic doing a parody of Boris Karloff's narration]

Narrator: Everyone on the Internet was in love with "The Grinch" When asked if they enjoyed it, they'd say "yes" in a pinch. Jim Carrey's so funny, and Ron Howard's a gem And this holiday classic is perfect for them. Yes, the film seemed to make so many people happy. But the Grump of Channel Awesome found it all crappy. He hated "The Grinch," every part of the movie. Please don't ask why -- we're not sure how this could be. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or perhaps it could be that his shoes were too tight.

Nostalgia Critic: Why would shoes affect how I feel about something? I-I don't get that—

Narrator: But the most likely reason of all, I should think is the Grump thought his brain was two sizes too big but whatever the reason you might want to pick, the Grump spent his time hating the flick. Staring down with a grumpy Grump frown, he never got what pleased all the people in town.

Nostalgia Critic: Can't they see—

Narrator: ...said the Grump.

Nostalgia Critic: ...that the remake is crap?. I'd rather get my nuts caught in a Lorax trap! [Show's poster for the upcoming movie, The Lorax] P.S. That's gonna suck, too.