To Boldly Flee: Part 2

Open in Prick's office as Glasses Man comes in.

Glasses: Uh, sir. This just came in from the NSA. Interesting activity all over the net. We thought it was a worm overriding all the ASL systems but...

Prick: I told you. I just write internet policy. I don't understand it.

Glasses: Sir, I think you should see this. (Hands him a sketch of the "hole.")

Prick: Where did you get this?

Glasses: From the mind of a devious internet celebrity.

Prick: Contact Terl. We leave at once.

Cut to the Doctor's office with Spoony knocked out.

Block: (Sighs) I'm concerned about Spoony.

Tease: He's sedated but his brain is still downloading vasts amounts of information from somewhere.

Sage: (eating a hot dog) How much information?

Block: Physically speaking? Enough to make that weiner of yours about twice the size of Chicago and 3 times the height of Mt. Everest.

Luke: Wow, you are hung.

Block: You see, most critics only use 5% of their brain but Spoony is at 92%.

Sage: Well, why not pull the plug and wake him up?

Tease: Because whatever he's hooked up to is still pumping.

Block: Have you ever tried to unplug a fire hose when it's still attached to the hydrant? (Makes splashy noises)

Luke: Well, what happens if his brain fills to 100%?

Tease: Ba-Boom.

Block: Boom.

Tease: Boom.

Sage: JESUS!

Tease: Now you see the conundrum?

Sage: Well, we have to do something. I don't want to see my friend's head explode.

Tease: Oh, don't worry.

Block: We have a contingency plan. (Tease opens up an umbrella)

Snob: (entering) How's Spoony holding up?

Luke: Not good. Ask Sage about his weiner.

Snob: (confused) No.

''Quick zoom of the door. Prick and Glasses burst in.''

Snob: Um, can we help you?

Prick: In the interest of National Security, we are here to confiscate your spoon.

Sage: What?

Prick: Shut this off. Shut this all off.

Tease: Shutting this off would have extremely dangerous consequences.

Prick: I'm not interested in your opinion, you gaggle of quacks. JUST SHUT IF OFF!

Tease: Something out there is talking to Spoony and we don't know what.

Block: Pulling him out of this coma can have dire consequences.

Luke: Yeah. Tell him about Sage's weiner.

Sage: That might sound weird out of context.

Prick: SHUT IT OFF!!!

Glasses: Right.

Snob: (stopping him) My friend. Don't be a douchebag.

Glasses: Um, I'm not much of a medical doctor.

Prick: Neither are they. They got an honorary degree from the Freudian University Gift Shop.

Snob: Is that true?

Block: Absolutely NOT!!!

Tease: I got mine out of a cereal box.

Prick: SHUT IT OFF!!!

Glasses: (moving past Snob) OK!

''Tease makes an explosion gesture as Glasses reaches for the plug. Everyone cowers behind Prick as Block opens her umbrella. He pulls the plug as red sirens start going off.''

Glasses: Oh, shit!

''Everyone looks concerned as Spoony's eyes open to reveal of white glow. He lets out of firey blast through the ceiling. We then see a montage of red orbs floating around Chicago set to a remix of I Believe It's Magic (only in this case, magic is replaced with science.) It looks very much like the spirit's released scene from Ghostbusters. We also see cameos from Welsy, Diamanda Hagan, Rap Critic, Handsome Tom, and Suede as strange things start happening to them. The Critic and Chick start to notice the orbs outside his window as the come crashing through knocking them down.''

NC: That's it. I've had enough (Presses a button on his phone)

''Film Brain is suddenly teleported out of his home. Mechakara starts to leave Linkara's home as police sirens are heard.''

Phelous: Now that I got that stupid horror review out of the way, I can get back to what I normally work on. The cure for cancer.

JewWario is teleported.

Phelous: Almost done but if I get interrupted, I'm never finishing...(he gets teleported)

SadPanda: (being teleported) Oh, fantastic!

Cut to Linkara's apartment.

Voice: Police

''Mechakara is teleported. Critic and Chick stand up as the reviewers are teleported to his location included: Paw, JewWario, Joe and Marzgurl. They're followed by Todd in the Shadows, which the Chick smiles at, followed by Obscurus Lupa, which Todd smiles at and Chick groans at. They're followed by SadPanda, Phelous, Film Brain, Mechakara, CR!, and 8-Bit Mickey. They don't look very happy (except for Film Brain of course)''

NC: (hesitantly) Hello again.