Baby Doll

Transcript for Baby Doll

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! But that hasn't stopped a lot of people from trying! Yes, on more than one occasion, I had to defend my territory as critic of all things nostalgia, like the time Linkara tried to review Superman IV behind my back, or the little lesson I had to teach the Nostalgia Chick after she dared to review Armageddon before I could, and likewise with Famous and LordKaT. But nothing could compare to the slap in the face I recently received. It was during one of the hourly Googlings of my own name that I found this on my very own forums page: "Is CR the true Nostalgia Critic?" Now, for those of you who don't know what CR is, join the club. He's a reviewer here on this site who's been making videos for almost a year now, but nobody knows what he looks like. As you can imagine, there's been some speculation.

Man: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say--

William Hootkins: I say... you're full of shit.

NC: But little does CR know that I have everyone here at thatguywiththeglasses.com under constant surveillance. Thank you, Paytayback(?). Now behold! CR!


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NC: Hey! HEY! HEY!

CR: Mr. Wilson?

NC: HEY!

CR: Oh... this is CR. Ignore that man behind the newspaper.