Legend of Zorro

(The Episode opens with clips from The Mask of Zorro as the Zorro theme song played.)

Nostalgia Critic: (Singing) '''Out of the Night when summer films are Shite, Came the movie known as Zorro, It was Bold and Risque, Zeta Jones Fuckin' A, Complete Straight 'A's for Zorro. Zorro (2x) Winning Box Office with Ease. Zorro (2x) his Wife a Total Cock-Tease.'''

(Then it cut to the clips from it's sequel The Legend of Zorro.)

NC: (Singing) '''Six Years Too Late, on a Cruel Twist of Fate, Came a Less Inpressive Zorro, He was Drunk and Depraved Made Us Crave the Gay Blade, Twas a Sad Day for Poor Zorro. Zorro (2x) With Slapstick that Sucks Shit. Zorro (2x) A Kid, Goddammit, a Kid. Zorro (2x) Stunts Like a Fucking Cartoon. Zorro (2x) A Lame Ass Sucking Buffoon. Zorry (x12)'''

(Then we cut to the NC Opening with clips from the 2014 season, then it fades to NC's Office.)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic; I remember it so you don't have to. Director Martin Cambel is Getting a bit of a reputation of his savor of franchises.

NC: (vo) Not only do we Revive a franchise like (cue Posters from the...) James Bond movies from Total Destruction Twice, but we also got the classic (Cut to Clips from...) Zorro back from the grave in The Mask of Zorro.

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