X-Men

X-Men are cool

X-Men rule

They're no fools

X-Mens duel

Fighting ghouls

They're not tools

Breaking rules

(X-Men kick major X-ass!)

First you got the Wolverine

Super-mega death machine

Gambit's cards are really keen

Shine like rubies!

Cyclops always leads the team

While sometimes hanging out with Jean

Rogue and Storm are real hotties

With big boobies!

Jubilee cheerfully fireworks off quickly

And the Beast once at least quotes the book "War and Peace"

ESP is the key constantly for Xavier!

And there's some other X-Men too

But they don't have a lot to do

Just some cameos for you

To view!

And there's this evil bad guy who

Lost his parents 'cause they're Jews

Magneto's is non-deplume (?)

It's true!

All these guys want this guy

Flying high in the sky

Really trying not to die

Getting by knowing why

They are the saviours

Xavier's expert class! (?)

X-Men is a kick-ass show

Now you know!