Judge Dredd

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to!

Posters of movies which starred Sylvester Stallone is shown while Rocky main theme can be heard. NC (voiceover): It's hard to believe Sylvester Stallone has stayed off my rader for so long. Arnold Schwarzenegger, for every good movie his making he probable have made about dozens bad ones. So I tried to figure it out, what would be best one to sum up the goofy nature of his bad films?

NC: What film would I dredd to judge the most? Wait a minute. Dredd? Judge? Clever safeway, Judge Dredd!

Footage of Judge Dredd is shown.

NC (voiceover): Yes, none of Sylvester Stallone has quite as many action cliches, silly lines and over the top performances like Judge Dredd. God bless this little trained rat.

NC: So, let's bring on the luah (mimicking Stallone) if we got straight into Judge Dredd!

NC (voiceover): So it begins by showing us comics we much have been reading rather than watching this film, untill we get a backstory read by James Earl Jones.

Narrator: From the decay, rose a new order, a society ruled by new enforce.

NC: James Earl Jones is talking about the force. Hm. Alright! Let's.. looke though the Star Wars jokes here.

NC picks up a yellow box pull of envelopes.

NC: Oh... no... no. Oh! Here's a good one!

''NC pulls out an envelope from the box and opens. Voice of Darth Vader fills the room.''

Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

NC: Yeah, that will do.

Narrator: They were the police, jury and executioner all in one. They were, The Judges.

NC (mimicking James Earl Jones): And the most dredded one of them all, simply known as, Judis.

NC (voiceover): So we see a bunch of prisoners, who I guess have been sentenced to this movie, as we focus on one of them played by douche begelow himself Rob Schneider.