Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

''We start out with a closeup of NC and HyperFanGirl (again played by Tamara) holding hands as they skip through a field while romantic music plays. They then proceed to do various "quirky" and "romantic" activities such as pretending to make snow angels in the grass, playing hide and seek, and prancing around on pool floaties. Finally, they run towards each other and hold hands as NC's leg pops up.''

HyperFanGirl: Oh Nostalgia Critic, I've never been so happy in my entire life!

NC: Oh HyperFanGirl, being with you makes me completely forget that there's an assassin watching me through his viewfinder.

The camera pulls back to reveal an assassin (played by Malcolm) pointing an assault rifle at NC.

HyperFanGirl: He really does blend into the background after a while, doesn't he?

NC: Like the pecking of Satan's vulture.

HyperFanGirl: Come on, I want to show you my humble abode!

NC frowns as HFG pulls him along.

NC: You know, not that being kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to love someone isn't..."Delightfully quirky", as you've forced me to put it, but how long do you plan to keep this going?

HyperFanGirl: I told you: until we review "Princess Diaries 2" together. It's always been my dream to review a bad movie with you.

NC: And did that dream also involve toe decapitation?

HyperFanGirl: Sometimes.

NC: Okay.

NC scowls by the door at HFG's house as he waits for her to unlock it.

NC: (To assassin) You're doing a great job, by the way.

Assassin: I aim to please.

NC laughs sarcastically

HyperFanGirl: (Unlocks door) I think you're really gonna like it here.

NC: Oh sure. (Walks inside) I'm going to love a place surrounded with pages of Frozen fanfiction.

''NC freezes in his tracks as he sees the floor of HFG's living room is covered with vintage comic books, movies, video games, and magazines. All the while the "Hallelujah" chorus is playing.''

NC: I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath.

Cue theme song