Top 11 South Park Episodes

(The opening)

NC (annoyed): Hello, I'm the Notaslgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to...so I haven't done a Top 11 list in a while...

(He looks to 3 computer nerds, played by Malcom Ray, Rachel Tietz, and Uncle Yo, who are preparing for something on their computers.)

NC: ...and so I thought I would do...

(He looks at the 3 nerds again.)

NC: ...my Top 11 Favorite South Park episodes.

(The nerds start screaming and typing their favorite episodes, angering NC.)

NC (after a few angry breaths): SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! Just gonna tell you right now straight forward there's a very strong chance that I will not have your favorite South Park episode on this list. (The crowd gasps.) And you know what: who can blame me? It fucking South Park.

(Footage from the show)

NC (voiceover): And that's really quite an accomplishment. With most shows people love, fans can usually pick their Top 15 or even 20. But with South Park, it's like Top 30 or Top 50. That's how many good episodes there are. And with them making their way up to their 17th season, they show no sign of getting less clever, less raunchy, and most importantly, less funny. They always know what subject to tackle, how to tackle it, and how to get the biggest laugh. But inevitably, we have to ask, "Which ones are the best?" Which ones stand out with the best jokes, best parodies, or even the best messages.

NC: They're tough to sort out, but I think I've figured my Top 11 favorite. Why Top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the Top 11 Best South Park episodes.