NC - Kickassia

(We travel thought space as NC speaks)

NC:(vo) Beyond imagination, beyond the understanding of time, beyond all thought that man has ever conjure up, there is the mysterious realm of the Plot Hole.

(The Plot Hole appears and the screen fades to white to NC in his hotel room)

NC: (looking tired) As you can see this purgatory of hell has quite an impact on me. I haven't bathed. I haven't cut my hair. I haven't even shaved. This horrifying realm can only do so much for a man and wears him sane. I hope you all appreciate the sacrifice I made for you.

(Someone serves him a glass in a tray)

Male Maid: Your red cherry cupcake vodka is served.

NC: (gets the glass, speaks softy) Thank you, Carl.

(Hotel music plays as the rest of the room is showed)

NC: Okay, so the Plot Hole is not that bad. I dare you can even argue it's kinda pleasant. There's a cable TV, HBO, a king size bed. The sofa's a bit tacky but what you gonna do. And I also know that a lot of you seem to think that I'm was muppet when in to the hole. That was just a phase. Doesn't everyone go through that. Just me. Well, okay. Bottom-line, I'm here and it's pretty tough to do reviews when you're a Plot Hole. Especially your memory, I find I get certain memories thing backwards. But when you get down to in, I'm still that essential sane person that I always was.