Cyborg

'''Attention: This is a fanfiction, part of the Reimu Series, and it's not to be finished until 2 years from now. Yeah... I get a head start on shit...'''

Footage of the following is shown as the narrator (Khary Payton) talks

Narrator: April 2nd, 2020. 10:30 PM. Reimu Hakurei pulled up in front of the CMX in Gensokyo. Pulled out from her trunk was a lawn chair, a bag of snacks, and a movie ticket. People doing late night shopping would pass by and look at her like, "What?" And Reimu would say,

Reimu: Tomorrow is when the long-awaited Cyborg movie comes out, you bitch! I gotta be first in line! I gotta! I gotta!

Narrator: And when somebody tried to wait with her, she said...

Reimu: This is my room. What're you doin' here?

Narrator: ...But she eventually let people wait with her as long as she was the first in line to see Cyborg. Finally, April 3rd, 2020. The guy working the movie theater told them at around 10:30 AM, "It's out, go in." How did he know? Because Nue Houjuu made a sign and held it the entire time she waited with Reimu. And now, here is Reimu Hakurei, discussing the movie Cyborg.

Reimu: (blinks silently, before jumping and yelling) Hooray! I'm Reimu Hakurei, a miko who remembers it, because you don't! AND I LITERALLY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE THEATER SO I COULD BE THE FIRST IN LINE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Why? In case you don't know, I've had a crush on a particular DC Comics character ever since May 1997. Perhaps you might know him. His name is... Cyborg? Yeah, him. And he finally got a movie, where Ray Fisher spectacularly plays him. Let's just get to the movie.