Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so YOU don't have to. And welcome to another rendition of Raiders of the Story Arc!

(Raiders of the Story Arc logo, with Indiana Jones music)

You know, I was sitting at my desk about to figure out how to solve world hunger and cure all known diseases when suddenly, this popped into my head.

(DuckTales logo)

Singers: Duck Tales! Whoo-hoo!

NC: (angrilly) IT WILL NEVER LEAVE, IT WILL NEVER LEAVE!!

(Duck Tales footage)

NC: (voiceover) Yes we all know remember the catchy theme song to Duck Tales even thought we tried GOD knows how hard not to! But just how well does the show hold up. Is it memorable as the classic tune, or wil it become quickly dated like....

(Friday)

NC: Among others. Let's take a look at the first few episodes of Duck Tales!

(Duck Tales intro begins, but Nostalgia Critic interupts)

NC: Up up up up! If we're gonna look at the opening, we gotta play different music. I still wanna keep my brain attack!

(Duck Tales intro again, but this time with Nickelodeon's Doug Music)

Singer: Do do do do do do doo

NC: (bored) Duck Tales is fine.

Singers: Duck Tales! Whoo-hoo!

NC: By the way, if you won a drinking game that'ill have you dead in a middle of a second, try taking a shot everytime you come across a clip that wasn't in the show.

(Intro goes and NC drinks at the same time while clips that were not in any episode appear) \

Total: 7

NC: (drunk) Ey, you think Goslin from Darkwing Duck, is really Huey a drag? (he collapses)

NC: (voiceover) so in episode 1 "Don't Give Up the Ship", we start off this celebration of American greed with the money bin of Scrooge McDuck. Voiced by Wilber himself: Alan Young. And I can only assuume that he made all this money by betting on Mr. Ed in the horse races and turning him into glue.

Poor Lady: Penny for the poor?

Scrooge: They're not worth it.

NC: (dumbfounded) Gosh! He's just like that character from A Christmas Carol, Vaughin!

NC: (v.o) we see that he's lating for meeting up with his nephew Donald who has to leave his boys behind because he's off to the navy. Yeah. You ever notice that? HE'S A FRIGGIN' SAILOR! And yet, in all those years, you've never seen him in the stinkin' Navy! He was in the Army a few times, the boy scouts, even a FUCKING NAUTSEE! How the Hell did that happen. But, never in the Navy. Give the show credit for finally putting him on a boat. I've never seen a duck so absent from water.

Donald: (voice by Tony Anselmo) Give me a hug.

Huey: We're really going to miss ya, Uncle Donald.

Donald: Aw. And I'm gonna miss you, too!

NC: So Donald it appears is the next in the long line of uncles that keeps abandoning these parentless waves Yeah. How come these boys keep getting passed around from person to person?! I mean, where did there real parents go?

Sherri Stoner: There Unsipedical.

NC: (vo) So Scrooge takes him to his home where his butler Duckworth, who is oddly enough not a duck (NO DUH!) spends most of the time looking after them.

Duckworth: (voice by Chuck McCann) As you know, Mr. McDuck put me in charge of you.

Huey: Well whoop-dee-doo!

Duckworth: Trey, do not get your diggers poverdial twist.

NC: (british accent) You'd have to be wearing pants in order for that to happen.

NC: As expected, the setup is not a favor for anybody, as the boys keep getting into trouble.

Scrooge: I told you, NO TOUCHING!!

Huey: We were gonna send that junky old boat to Uncle Donald.

Scrooge: It's a PRICLESS ARTIFACT!

Louie: But....

Scrooge: Until furthur notice, you are grrrrrounded.

NC: Okay, I'll take them being grrrrrounded as long as there's no....

Rat from Once Upon a Forest: Rrrrrrheumatism!

Scrooge: They're suck troublesome little brats!

Duckworth: Indubiatly, sir!

Scrooge: How did I let Donald taught me into taking care of those little beasts.

Huey: I told you he didn't want us.

Louie: Right! Let's get out of here.

NC: (vo) (imitating Huey) QUICK! Let's leave before he has any sudden redeeming change of character!

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