James and the Giant Peach

&nbsp Cut to outside of a court with words at the bottom saying "Live - internet state Penitentiary"

British announcer: We are live at a press confrence here in Chicago, Illinois. where we hear that any minute, The Nostalgia Critic is going to make a public appearence addressing his last video. For those who are unaware, the Nostalgia Critic posted a Let's Play of "Bart's Nightmare" last week, which was considered by many to be so horrendously unfunny, that they would rather shove a needle factory up their scrotums. OH! And here is the Nostalgia Critic preparing to explain his actions.

(NC wears a white shirt and goes up to the mic)

NC: Hello everyone, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, uh, I remember it so you don't have to. Uh, they allowed me a short amount of time out of the Internet State Penitentiary. Little surprised to see that play's actually existed. But apparentky it's right next to the State Home for the Ugly. So, they allowed me a short time out to answer your questions addressing the video I did last week. (points to one of the audience) Aw yes.

Reporter lady from off-screen: How does it feel to know that you made the absolute worst Let's Play ever to be put on the internet.

NC: Bad. Definetely uh bad! Uh, but hopefully I can make some more funny videos and provide from heaven. Yes?

Man: I have a robber breaking into my house, kill my wife, and eat my children. Uh, he's not as bad as you.

NC: Thank you for that. And I'm very sorry for your loss.

Man: Don't thank me, your a pity.

NC: Uh, yes?

Man #2: Ahem, Melvin the Brother of the Joker, Emo Jones, This recent Let's Play, Nazi Germany. That is all.

NC: Ok. If we can keep these questions to actual questions uh, that'd be fantastic! Aw yes.

Angry man: HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR THIS TRADGEDY AMOUNG THE WORLD?!

NC: Look um, when everything is said and done at the end of the day, I just made a bad video!

(crowd gasps)

Lady: Inexcusable!

Chester A. Bum: YOUR FANS DESERVE BETTER MR. MacCRITIC! SURE YOU TRIED SOMETHING NEW, I DIDN'T WORK! IT BLOWED LIKE MAN! AND NOW YOU DESERVE TO GIVE YOUR FANS SOMETHING BETTER!! Hey, I liked it, I though it was the greatest video I've every seen in my life. BUT YOU OWE YOUR FANS SOMETHING BETTER!!

NC: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Why don't I do a positive review of a movie that a lot of people seem to enjoy.

Chester: (happily) OH! You mean like "James and the Giant Peach?"

NC: James and the Giant Peach? THAT HUNK OF-Cinematic brilliance?

NOTE: The script is not finished. please finish it! PLEASE!!!