Over the Hedge

(The DreamWorks-uary logo is shown followed by clips from Over the Hedge. Doug(vo): I could not believe the cast they got for this movie when I saw the trailer. Bruce Willis, William Shatner, Steve Carrell, Gary Shandling, Wanda Sykes, Catherine O'Hara, Thomas Haden Church. They people are all comedy GOLD. So, naturally, I got really, really excited to see the film and, yeah, it kinda sucked. It had a few jokes that worked and a couple of likeable characters, but, yeah, this was really kinda bad. What's the story?

Story
Doug(vo): A raccoon played by Bruce Willis accidentally destroys all the food that was belonging to a bear played by Nick Nolte. The raccoon swears he can get all the food back for his hibernation in exchange for his life. The bear agrees and the raccoon comes across a group of wild animals who have just discovered a hedge. And over the hedge: suburbia. The raccoon informs them that suburbia is full of food. All sorts of food practically gift-wrapped for them. So the animals agree to go and collect as much food as possible unaware that the raccoon is actually saving them for himself. That is to say the bear.

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