The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report (7/28/09)


 * The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH!
 * Stephen Colbert is a TV sensation
 * Fighting for truthiness
 * Saving the nation


 * I don't know why
 * his right ear bends to one side
 * But it bends with real American pride


 * He is the only
 * newscaster on ice cream
 * Sexy as hell,
 * He's America's wet dream


 * He is a hero
 * and kicks some major ass
 * ASS!
 * ASS!


 * The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH!
 * ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
 * ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
 * KICKING YOUR ASS!


 * ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
 * ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
 * KICKING YOUR ASS!

( I just ate my own tongue)