Maximum Overdrive

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(An opening similar to that of Halloween plays. We follow the POV of a killer inside NC's house as he puts on a mask and confronts him)

NC: What? What the hell are you doing in my house? Get outta here! Get- No, no, don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! (NC screams as the killer begins repeatedly stabbing him.) Why are you looking at your hand while stabbing me? (More screams as the killer drops the knife.)

JonTron: (Laughs to himself) That's for reviewing Foodfight.

(The Nostalgia-Ween title knocks him off his feet. Cut to NC in the kitchen.)

NC: Aah. Nothing like bringing in the holidays than by justifying the gym membership in January.

NC (v/o): ZUUL, MOTHATRUCKA, ZUUL!

NC (v/o): Nothing more frightening than delivery trucks playing "Ring Around the Pussies".

NC (as trucks): Here we go 'round the idiot stop. It's loaded with fops, whose IQ's have dropped. I think you'll need some peppermint Schnapps, to get through this damn movie.

NC (Green Goblin voice): WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN!