Elf Bowling: The Movie

(The Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence plays, then open on NC sitting in his usual spot, in his Christmas attire, but in this case, he glowers silently at the camera for several seconds, before holding up a Blu-Ray disc of the movie to be reviewed: Elf Bowling: The Movie. He then turns the cover around to show the back and points to the rating the movie got: PG, after which he throws the cover down in frustration)

NC: How is fucking Elf Bowling PG?! Oh, I mean...

(Cut to a shot of a poster labeled "Fucking Elf Blowing", which shows several women in sexy Santa-like outfits)

NC (vo): ...I know how that one is PG, that makes sense.

NC: (looks up in thought) In fact, how is that not more than PG, (holds up Blu-Ray again) but how is the animated movie based on the game PG?!