Jurassic Park

(Before we start, we're greeted to some messages about the movie)

After 20 years, Jurassic Park was rereleased on the big screen in 3D. Millions flooded to relive the groundbreaking film, including the Nostalgia Critic. There's no reason for this text, it's just to hear that awesome "boom" sound again. (one of those booms is played) Don't forget "wooo-wooooooo, woo-wooo." (the whooing sound is heard) Nice.

(Now we finally come to the opening)

Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Jurassic Fucking Park.

(Clips of the movie play)

NC (vo): When this film came out, people went nuts. Not only did it have groundbreaking CGI effect, but it had action packed suspense, a sense of awe and wonder, and just seemed gigantic. So when it was rereleased in 3D recently, you bet your ass I got over to the theater to relive all those awesome memories.

NC: And how did it hold up? It was awesome! (after a beat...) But maybe not as awesome as I remember. (Suddenly Malcolm Ray, Rachel Tietz and most likely Rob Walker come in and pummel him in his chair!) Stop it! Look, I'm not saying it's a bad movie, far from it. In fact, it's held up extraordinarily well.

NC (vo): I'm just saying that while we were so blown away by how huge it was, we might have overlooked some problems that we either didn't see or chose to ignore. I know something like (clips of) Jurassic Park 3 is worse and trust me, we'll get to that trainwreck another time. But it's still an interesting journey looking back at something that was so groundbreaking and popular without the nostalgia goggles.

NC: So, let's take a look at an adventure 65 million years in the making, or...(looking up on his phone) three, this is Jurassic Park.