Cowboy Bebop

Cowboy Bebop (4/4/09)

 * Cow-boy-cow-boy-cow-boy-cow-boy bebop!


 * I'm ready for some Sci-Fi action with a fucking Corgi!


 * Uhh... who are you? Uh... I was talking. Wha- ok. (Referring to the existing voice in the song's beginning)


 * Cowboy Bebop's a show that I like!
 * It stars a bounty hunter named Spike!
 * And this really hot chick named Faye!
 * A guy named Jet who may or may not be gay!


 * Maybe it-
 * could-
 * just be me-
 * He seems a-
 * tad-
 * femmy.


 * Cowboy Bebop's a real kick-ass show!


 * This girl named Ed
 * is so crazy, not lazy but weird.
 * She seems kind of umm well...
 * How do I say it? Maybe just a tiny bit special?


 * Cowboy Bebop can kick your fuckin' ass!
 * (Goofy-funny-silly-nutty-bloody-gooey-kinda-gutty!)
 * Sci-Fi violence that actually has class!
 * (Bang-bang-pow-pow! I'm-shouting-bow-wow!)
 * Now here's a little scatting for you!
 * (*scat singing*)
 * That kinda sucked, but hey, what can you do?
 * (I'm not good at jazz.)


 * Jet is-
 * firing-
 * a gun!
 * Faye is-
 * doing-
 * something!
 * Spike is-
 * now on-
 * the run!
 * Ed's...
 * just Ed.


 * Bebop!
 * Bebop!


 * Cowboy Bebop is now on the air!


 * Don't ask me to do any more animes,
 * what can I say?
 * This is the only one I watched!


 * (*scratchy* I need a cough drop.)