The Worst Films of 2015 (Brian and Sarah)

Introduction
Sarah: [her list on a bag] So, yeah, no peeking, but you already know my Top...my Bottom 3.

Brian: [doing his list on his phone] Well, I don't because I was not party to that.

Sarah: You were not crowdsourced. I don't think you saw a lot of these with me.

Brian: I think the few that I did see with you were usually, like, good movies.

#10
Sarah: Well, my #10, you saw with me. I'll do my #10 while you're finishing up your typing. It was The Wedding Ringer, or more accurately, the second half of The Wedding Ringer.

Brian: Yes, that was actually the first movie I saw of the year.

Sarah: Because it's basically—[to camera] I don't know if you guys remember, if you saw the video—that was the one with Josh Gad and Kevin Hart, where Kevin Hart plays, like, a best man for hire. And the first half of the movie was, like, really kinda charming and funny and off...you know, off-center. And then the bachelor party happened where a dog bit Josh Gad on the peen, and then after that, it just, like, devolves into nonsensical madness.

Brian: Yeah, just kinda wacky slapstick bits that you could throw in the trailer.

Sarah: Yeah, like Kaley Cuoco kinda becomes this harried and hateful person, and they introduce some other woman to be a love interest, like they made that decision halfway through making the movie.

Brian: Yeah, halfway through, it was like, "and then you fall in love with her sister."

Sarah: Yeah, even at a wedding, as I recall, because this was one we saw in January.

Brian: Where all the good movies live.

Sarah: Yes.

Brian: That why there's so many in theaters now.

Sarah: It was kind of interesting to watch, 'cause I think a lot of these were in January and February, to kind of watch my hair grow and my chin kind of get chubbier. Turns out I like cookies and cake around the November time.

Brian: Well, there was a lot of holidays.

Sarah: It is my wont. But yeah, even at the wedding in The Wedding Ringer, they had the whole big tense moment of, "I'm not in love with you, we shouldn't be together," but it was kind of like, "ah, I'm not in love with you, we shouldn't be together. Meanwhile, this chick with the cowboy hat..."

Brian: But in Josh Gad's creepy, screechy, still going through puberty voice.

Sarah: I still love Josh Gad. I think this is the one where he sings "Everybody Wants to Rule the World." Maybe?

Brian: My #10 was Seventh Son.

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