Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review

(After the shortened opening, cut to the NC sitting there, with his head on his hand, thinking)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. I'm in a little bit of a dilemma. You see, one of the first videos I ever did – arguably, the first video I ever did – was a review of Michael Bay's Transformers movie. It was... (shrugs) similar to another character's style.

(Cut to footage of the NC's review of Transformers)

NC: So it starts off like "That copter was taken down years ago." (mimics helicopter noises) And then they're like "Get out of the copter or we'll shoot!"

(Cut to footage of Chester A. Bum's review of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon)

Chester: So Wiki-Wiki is going out with his British girlfriend. (beat) Who may or may not be dating the schmuck from Enchanted.