The Wicker Man

(We start off today's episode with Nostalgia Critic coming into the house whistling a tune while on his finger, he carries the Wicker Man DVD. Just before he gets to the door his reviewing room's in, he senses something behind him and turns around, seeing a girl with a rather creepy smile on her face)

Nostalgia Critic: Have you been helped?*


 * I couldn't understand that line

Girl: Don't you remember, Critic? It's me, Tamara.

NC: Tamara, Tamara. Oh yeah, from the Catwoman review. Yeah yeah, you were funny in that.

Tamara: Thank you.

(There's an uncomfortable silence)

NC: I find you socially awkward due to your disturbing silence.

Tamara: I see that you have the Wicker Man DVD in your possession.

NC: Oh, uh, yeah.

Tamara: Did you know that's my favorite movie?

NC: I don't even know what your last name is. Why would I know that?

Tamara: Do you have the original or the unrated version?

NC: (looking at the disk) Uh, the unrated.

Tamara: Oh. Good.

NC: ...Why?

Tamara: No reason. Enjoy your movie.

NC: Oh, thanks, I will-- (he looks at the disk, then back to her, only to see she's gone!) That was wei--(and she's back in front of him) Gaah! Fuck! Can you go that way, please? (Tamara turns and leaves) Ah, Jesus! (he opens the door to his reviewing room) The hell's going on around here--(guess who's in the chair?) Will you get out of here--(now she's behind him!) Run around and piss off! (he pushes her out, only to turn around and she's right back in front of him!) Get out of here, you little whack-a-mole! (finally she leaves as he gets in his chair) As if this week couldn't get any more creepy, let's keep it going with Nicolas Cage Month!

(We do the Nicolas Cage Month opening of every face being Nicolas Cage)

I'm Nicolas Cage

Actually I have a confession to make

I'm actually not Nicolas Cage

I'm Nicolas Cage pretending to be a narrator who sounds like Nicolas Cage

Man is it fucked up?

(wheezing laugh) Of course it is!

By the way I'm gonna be starring in 26 other movies this month

But if they ever made a live-action Winnie the Pooh, I'd play Eeyore