Reimu's Top 11 Mindfucks

Reimu: Hello, I'm Reimu Hakurei - a miko who remembers it! Today I'm going to show you the top 11 most messed-up moments from movies and TV throughout the early 1980's to the late 1990's. These are called "mindfucks"! Ladies and gentlemen, here are the Top 11 Mindfucks.

A montage of the clips that were on NC's Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks list

Number 11
Reimu: Number 11. Alice's nightmare from the movie Mystic Square.

Movie footage

Reimu (voiceover): This was one good movie - it had me and my friends as the main characters. But, about 8 minutes into the movie, you get one moment that is really fucked-up!

The craziness begins

Alice: Oh! Aaaaah! No, no! Help!

Reimu (voiceover): Alice has a nightmare about being chased through the woods by several evil talking trees.

Tree 1: Alice - COME MEET YOUR DOOM!

Reimu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Reimu (voiceover): This scene reminds me of the scene in Snow White where the title character is running through the woods, trying to escape scary trees!

Snow White footage

Reimu: Woah, woah, woah!

Mystic Square footage

Reimu (voiceover): Of course, it was all a dream, and Alice wakes up. But, nobody (not even Alice) mentions it again.

Reimu: This is a... BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

Alice: Oh! What a bad dream!

Number 10
Interlude

Reimu: Number 10. Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure.

Movie footage

Reimu (voiceover): I don't think this classifies as a mindfuck...

And the craziness begins

Reimu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

Reimu: Okay. This is something called "video-dial".

Cue the "VIDEO-DIAL"

Reimu: Step 1. Open up a seperate window. Step 2. When you see a YouTube link onscreen, copy and paste the link in the description to see the video that I'm talking about.

Reimu: Back to the list. This movie has numerous fucked-up moments, but this one takes the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4QV4o_Qq2c appears

Reimu (voiceover): WHAT... THE FUCK?!?!

Other crazy clips appear

Reimu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

More crazy clips appear

Reimu (with hand sticking out of screen): GO TO THE NEXT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 9
Interlude

Reimu: Number 9. Wikipedia.

Reimu (voiceover): This really sounds silly, but seeing that globe makes me freak out.

Wikipedia logo appears

Reimu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reimu runs all the way to her room and hides under the bed

Reimu (back in her media room): This is the story of why I'm afraid of Wikipedia. I was looking around on YouTube, and saw Nostalgia Critic's "Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks" video. He mentioned Raggedy Ann. (I know about her now, right? Right.) I went on Wiki to check out Raggedy Ann, then ended up looking up smallpox (the daughter of the doll's creator died because of that illness) and I was scared forever by a fucking picture on that page. I will never go on Wikipedia again!!!

Reimu's e-mail rings

Reimu: Oh, email.

Cut to Reimu's computer screen

Reimu: What is this?

Reimu clicks on the link

Reimu (voiceover): AAAAAAAAAAH!

Reimu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Number 8
Interlude

Reimu: Number 8. "Pink Elephants on Parade" from Dumbo.

Movie footage

Reimu (voiceover): This is a normal children's film. But then it turns into a mindfuck.

Footage from the movie

Reimu (voiceover): Holy shit! First Marisa calls me a bitch and now this? All right. YIN-YANG!

The Burger King appears

Reimu: Thank you, Burger King.

Reimu (voiceover) The title character gets drunk! You know, for kids! Excuse me, I have to go hide under my bed again.

MORE SOON!