A Christmas Story Live

(Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence are shown)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it–

(Suddenly, he abruptly gets up from his seat and the room goes black)

NC: (dramatically) I summon thee, Christmas!

''(He holds up a Christmas sword (the handle of which is done up in candy cane style. A blast of energy appears from the tip of the sword. It charges up, and then NC's clothes are given a Christmas makeover: mostly blue with with white snowflakes, reindeer and zigzags on them)''

NC: (dramatically) Ho ho ho! (sits back down and speaks normally) There! I did a nice little Christmas intro and nobody got hurt, no worlds blew up or anything. Everything is good. (suddenly, he hears the sound of screaming) I don't hear that. (he then hears the sound of explosions) I don't hear that, either. Whatever it is, I'm sure it had nothing to do with my Christmas intro. (he then hears the sound of a T-Rex roaring) How is that even possible?! Anyway, let's talk about live shows.