Kyle Hebert Is An A**HOLE

(Doug Walker is at a hotel room, standing next to somebody)

Doug: Hi, everybody. This is Doug Walker. I'm here at Missouri Con. This is my second year here. It's an anime con. And something really cool is that I'm here with Kyle Hebert!

(He points the camera to show that Kyle Hebert is standing next to him)

Kyle: Oh, my gosh!

Doug: That's right. And the great thing about Kyle Hebert, if you don't know, is that he is actually the narrator of Dragon Ball Z. Even if you don't watch anime, you probably heard the narrator of Dragon Ball Z. And he's going to do a little bit of the voice right now!

Kyle: Absolutely. (Does his narrator voice) Next time on Dragon Ball Z, Goku goes Super Saiyan, Missouri Con takes over Columbus, Ohio, and then, Goku even tries... (Drinks a can of Mountain Dew) Mountain Dew.

(Doug smiles, excited)

Doug: Isn't that something? That's really something! I mean, it's just incredible!

Kyle: Oh, yes. It doesn't stop there. Frieza's attacking, Cell's attacking, Majin Buu's attacking. Whoa! (Doug continues to smile) The world is going to be destroyed in less than 30 seconds!

(We fade to later, where Kyle is still talking)

Kyle: And then Goku watches TMZ. He's followed around by paparazzi. It won't stop. It just won't stop. And then Lady Gaga wears a meat suit. Can the meat suit stop all the Super Saiyans?

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