Escape From Tomorrow (Part 3)

(We open to black with the caption:)

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Previous, at Tomorrowshank State Penitentiary... (We cut to a clip from "Shawshank Redemption." Warden Samuel Norton goes to the Raquel Welch poster in Andy Dufresne's cell. He pulls it away to find the time vortex and theme song from "Doctor Who.") And now, back to the escape attempt!

Jerk (v/o): So, Emily Dickinson (Emily White) takes their son (Elliott White) out of the movie, while Jim (White) takes his ex-employer's advice and takes his daughter (Sara White) on Soarin, which somehow has a more tolerable line than "Buzz Lightyear," and then... (Jim sees a beautiful, half naked woman flying on the screen) what?

Fantasy Woman: Jim? Where are you Jim? I've been waiting for you.

(Cut to Jerk next to the Cine-Kyle, played by Kyle Kallgren.)

Cine-Kyle: (Robot voice) Hie euphoric mind set inspires dream like imagery of sexual gratification and troubling objectification undertones.

(Jerk looks pleased as the theme for Cine-Kyle plays.)

Fantasy Woman: (Her breasts show, but are censored with pictures of Spazz Master's head) I have something to tell you, Jim. Soon, Jim, you will be mine. You'll be all mine.

Jerk: Wow, Soarin really is going international.

Jerk (v/o): After the ride, he sees the gathering of the juggalos (Sophie and Isabelle) again and one of them (Sophie) actually approaches him and they (Jim, Sophie, and Sara) ride Spaceship Earth and...

(The bottom of Spaceship Earth explodes, causing it to roll around and cause havoc and a bigger explosion, but it was actually another day dream of Jim's, it's still back when he meets them again.)

Sophie: (To Jim) Si vous play, alet!

(Cut to Jerk by a parking structure.)

Jerk: Oh for god's sake, I was just there!

(Cut to him back with the Cine-Kyle.)

Cine-Kyle: His subconscious gave him a premonition that abandoning his family would be a feeble pursuit of youth and disastrous to his Spaceship Earth shaped testicles and his subconscious is directed by Michael Bay.

(Jerk looks pleased as the theme for Cine-Kyle plays.)