Max Payne

(Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence (still 2018) play; open on a shot of the new location, which has labels placed everywhere: "Green Room", "(???) Office", etc.; a door opens and NC walks out into the room)

Narrator (Doug): A new location, a new year, a new year, a new mystery to solve.

NC: Oh, no, we're not doing that.

Narrator: I thought this was a review of Max Payne.

NC: It is.

Narrator: Doesn't Max Payne have a voiceover narration?

NC: (scoffs) That's only for the silly game. This is the movie; (holds up fist) we need to a lot more serious! (suddenly looks up with a start) Oh, my God!

(From his view, he sees a wall of fire and behind it, an angel (played by Tamara)

NC: That dark, creepy angel I've been hallucinating!

Narrator: Wait, what?

NC: It must be related to that drug that makes people super-powerful!

Narrator: So... how's the narration too silly again?