Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas

(After the Nostalgia Critic 2016 opening, we start off on a view of Planet Sha7u#o?Wz, which is a highly advanced alien society. We cut to Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers as aliens on this planet)

Mayor: As mayor of...the universe, (addressing a crowd of other aliens in the crowd) I award C.C. Kookooplatz as the biggest lover of Christmas in all of the galaxies. (He puts a medal around her neck) Her love of the holiday is unrivaled by...anyone. Yes.

(The crowd cheers for her)

CC: Thank you all so much for this award. I'm very flattered by it. It's wonderful to know that no one in the entire Solar System anywhere else loves Christmas as much as I. (A boom is heard) What was that?

Mayor: It sounds like the light barrier being broken. *BOOM* And the speed of time being warped. *BOOM* And every conceivable ozone layer being shattered.

(We cut to a scene of something zooming in space before cutting back to the Nostalgia Critic floating down into the city. The other aliens are confused until...)

NC: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!

(His Christmas cheer is so powerful it destroys the entire planet!! All that's left is a nebula where the planet once stood before he clears his throat)

NC: I win.

(Scenes of Christmas decorations are shown)

NC (vo): When life gives you lemons, you say "Fuck lemons, where's my Christmas?" It's the greatest time of the year and we're once again gonna celebrate all the merriment it has to offer. The snow, the hot chocolate, (cut to a picture of cosplayers of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad sitting next to Santa Claus while holding up a bag of Blue Sky meth) whatever the hell I'm looking at here, Christmas has everything.

NC: And as part of celebrating the holidays, we also have to look at the weirdest part of it. (Cut to a clip of Patrick Stewart with an hat singing and dancing on his head) No, not Patrick Stewart wearing a singing elf hat. (He catches the mouse cursor trying to check the video out) You can watch that later. I'm of course talking about Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas. (He catches the cursor again)

NC (vo): It's a weird list of people who have saved Christmas, isn't it? (Posters of other "Saved Christmas" movies and specials are shown) Ernest, the Berenstain Bears, the Glo Friends, Elmo, Mater from Cars, Diego, the Bratz Babyz, escaped mental ward patients (Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas), Felix the Cat.

NC: It kind of feels like anyone can save Christmas, it's not particularly hard.

NC (vo): So why not throw Inspector Gadget into the mix? Based on the hit kids show about a bumbling inspector and his ignored prodigy of a niece, the special aired in December of 1992, just six years before its cinematic followup still awaiting an apology tour.

Gadget: No! I gotta get out of here.

NC: That man (Matthew Broderick) was nominated for an Oscar.

NC (vo): The great thing about this special is it's pretty much exactly what you think it's gonna be. The first few images that pop into your head when you hear this title is 100% what it consists of. It's ridiculous in the ways only Inspector Gadget can provide.

NC: So let's Go-Go Gadget Dollar Store Cash-in, this is Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas.