The Haunted Mansion (w/ Count Jackula and Horror Guru) Part 3

Announcer: Previously, on the Enraged Theme Park Jerk...

[Cut to Jerk in his room where he does State of the Parks videos]

Jerk: So, The Haunted Mansion movie came out in 2003 and since the Haunted Mansion is one of my all-time favorite rides, it might be expected that I review it, maybe make several long detailed videos about it with two other reviewers. But instead, I'm gonna do something a little different. I'm gonna make several long detailed videos about my refusal to review it, because I refuse to watch it. I already have watched it several times, but I still refuse to watch it. Don't thank me. I'm no hero. The trailer looked awful, the effects looked worse than Ghostbusters 2, and, worst of all, they just called it The Haunted Mansion as opposed to "Another Haunted Mansion" or "The Haunted Mansion: The Squeak-quel." Now, every time we refer to The Haunted Mansion ride, we legally have to call it "the 1969 Haunted Mansion ride without Eddie Murphy... Holiday." Now, it might be expected that I make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to review it, but I think that it would be a tad redundant and maybe even self-defeating. So instead, I'm gonna make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to review it. And then, I'm gonna make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to make several long detailed videos about how I refuse to make several long detailed videos about how I refu-- [A black card drops with a white caption that reads "#RACIST!" ] OH! COME ON!!

Announcer: And now back to The Haunted Mansion: Chip-wrecked...