The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

(Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on a shot of a building, before cutting to inside, where Malcolm is sitting at a desk; "The Blue Danube" plays in the background)

Voice on phone (Doug): Sham, Sham, I know you're bummed I took the Highlander 2 role.

Sham: Mr. Connery, you're one of the biggest stars in the world. You can make a few mistakes every once in a while. Your friend Michael Creighton already sent me a bounce-back script; it's called Jurassic Park. You're the guy who owns the park.

Sean: That sounds too small. I want a ridiculous amount of money for it.

Sham: Well, Sean, if you're not willing to take a slightly smaller role, you may want to consider retiring.

Sean: Bullshite! I'm as snappy as my leotard in Zardoz! If the people want giant lizards, I got a role for them: a giant flying one in Dragonheart.

Sham: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

Sean: Sham, Sham, you're a good boy and I don't like you, but you're a dumbass. Sign me up for Dragonheart! (Sham shrugs)