Why Is Loki So Hot?

(The shortened opening)

(NC sits there, his head looking at something)

NC: (looking down to the camera) Really? That's the title we're going with? (looks up again, pointing) I already have enough erotic fan fiction questioning my sexuality; I don't need to give him any more fuel! All right, well, let me clarify a little bit more what I'm talking about.

(Cut to footage of The Avengers)

NC (vo): Since the premiere of The Avengers, one star in particular has stood out the most in terms of attractiveness. Not Hawkeye, not Thor, not even Iron Man.

(Loki, one of the supervillains in the movie, appears)

NC (vo): Nope, I'm talking about Loki. That's right – Loki.

(Cut to a montage of clips featuring Loki)

NC (vo): All the fangirls seem to have the biggest crush on the villain.

(Cut to a montage of images of Loki by fans, such as artwork, cosplays and fan fiction)

NC (vo): There's been fan art, cosplays, fan fiction, you name it. The women just love him.

(Cut to a clip of The Avengers showing Loki confronting Iron Man)

NC (vo): And I'm just gonna be honest: I don't get it. I mean, even something as stupid as...

(Cut to a clip of...)

NC (vo): Edward from Twilight I get because I see they're manipulating the teenage female mind.

(Cut back to Loki)

NC (vo): But why the hell is Loki such a big heartthrob?

(Cut to a shot of the Avengers looking on toward Loki)

NC (vo): I mean, especially when you have all these other attractive people to choose from?

(Cut to a montage of clips featuring Loki)

NC (vo): He's not traditionally good-looking, things almost never go his way, he's not especially manly.

(Cut to a clip of the trailer for Thor: The Dark World)

NC (vo): But when he appeared at the end of the trailer for Thor 2, women went crazy. So what the hell am I missing?