The Adventures of Pluto Nash

(NC 2016 opening. We cut to the Nostalgia Critic on his phone. After awhile, he notices the viewers watching.)

NC: Really? You clicked on this? You know this is Pluto Nash right? This is like, one of the biggest box office bombs that ever existed, I much rather you watch a video on the side scroll (shows picture of the Vessel Side Bar) than put me through this. It's really okay, I won't mind, there's lots more interesting videos. Look.There's Cinema Snob Reviewing...

(Cut to a title card with he Cinema Snob in the foreground)

NC (vo): ... Naked Kirk Cameron Saving Naked Micheal Myers on Naked Christmas.

CS: The twist is, it's really Naked Kwanzaa.

NC: Wouldn't you much rather watch that? (sighs) Okay. If your so insistent, lets go ahead, and take a look at this stinker.