Top 11 F*ckups

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As you all know, I am a perfect god among men who makes absolutely no mistakes whatsoever. Why? Because I have a crack team of reasearchers and scientists who make sure that every single, solutary thing I put in my video is absolutely perfect. Not that I need them, being the messiah that I am, but even I like to be sure that everything is absolutely per...

There is sudden static in the video

NC: What? What was that?

The static continues to cut to a new character on the show who looks an awful lot like the Nostalgia Critic, except he has long, greasy black hair, large glasses, and a buttoned up white shirt.

Man: Hold it right there!

NC: Uh! It's my most obnoxious fan, Douchy McNitpick.

Douchy: I've watched every single one of your videos 37 times and have a shitload of mistakes that you should be hanged for. HANGED for!

NC: OK. OK. As you probably guessed, I don't have a team of researchers and scientists who check over everything I do. It's all just me or the occasional onlooker. So, every once in a while, I make one or two little mistakes.

Douchy: 35,670 to be exact!

NC: ALL RIGHT! So, to make up for all my little faults, what do say we take a look back at all the times I messed something up.

Douchy: Let's Nostalgia Critic! Let's!

NC: So, sit back and enjoy this laundry list of MY greatest failures. This is the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Muck-Ups

Douchy: It's Fuck-Ups, you fuck-up!

NC: (mouthing) Thank You!

The opening sequence features a clip of Ren and Stimpy, with superimposed words, including stupid, nitwit, idiot, dumbass, moron, etc. are shown, and then somehow meld themselves into new words. It also plays to the Weird Al song, Everything You Know is Wrong.


 * Each numbering of each entry includes the Critic saying the number and Douchy saying the entry.

Douchy: Number 11 - The actors from Power Rangers didn't leave because of their race!

NC: (Voiceover) Although I sorta knew this to be true and was really making more of a joke about it, I said in my Power Rangers review that two of the actors left because the black boy was in a black suit and the Asian girl was in a yellow suit, which wasn't very PC. The actual leaving of the actors was NOT for that reason. In fact, the red ranger disappeared at this time as well. Why did they leave? I'm not really sure. Some say it was a money issue. Others say it was because they weren't popular enough. I personally don't know, and to be honest, I don't see why you would need an excuse to leave the show, but the one I gave wasn't into it. However, I still think it was a little more than a coincidence that the black kid was put in a black suit and the asian kid was in a yellow suit.

NC: It's like giving a Mexican Power Ranger a sombrero.

A picture of a Power Ranger toy, that is painted orange and given a sombrero, is shown

NC: (Voiceover) It just doesn't seem right

NC: So, again, apologies if anybody got the wrong idea.

Douchy: You should be water-bordered and cow-urined

NC: Shut up!

Douchy: You Shut Up!

Douchy: Number 10 - The banshee isn't the scariest nostalgic moment, you frickin' idiot!

NC: (Voiceover) Again, thanks for the comment. Now, to be fair, this was the VERY FIRST Top 11 List I ever did, so it only makes sense that it wouldn't necessarily be the best. I put the banshee from Darby O'Gill and the Little People at number 1 because it really did scare the shit out of me, and still kinda does.

NC: I just wet myself right now. It's that scary.

NC: (Voiceover) But the more I look at it, the more I realize it IS a pretty cheap effect. If you didn't see the movie, like a lot of people did, you didn't have any time to let the atmosphere build up, which I think is a big part of it. It probably would've been wiser to put Willy Wonka's demon tunnel at number 1, and then maybe throw the Wheelers in from Return to Oz in the other spot. But I don't care. This bitch still scares me, even if no one else does. Still, I should've thought more about it and what would be universally scary as opposed to what just scares me. If I went by what just scares me, half of the Pauly Shore movies would probably be on this list. Not one of my best picks, but just keep in mind that it was quite literally my first pick.

Gedde Watanabe: STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

Douchy: Number 9 - Why were you wearing eyeliner in the Superman countdown?

NC: (Voiceover) This is one of my more embarrasing fuck ups. I actually filmed this review right after I filmed ANOTHER certain sketch.

NC: A certain sketch that will never be named again!

The theme from Melvin, Brother of the Joker is played

NC: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! At least play a different song!

''The theme of Doug is played. The Critic then screams and shoots the screen black.''

NC: (Voiceover) So, yeah! I thought I got all the makeup OFF from that sketch, but obviously a dozen emails saying I look like a goth drag show proved me wrong. So I had to do the whole review looking like a pussy, end of story.

NC: I mean it's not like I walk around wearing other women's apparel all the time.

A picture is shown with the Critic's head pasted onto Marilyn Monroe's body

NC: Douchy! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

Douchy: From my deepest hate of you. I also have a picture of you kissing Divine and doing the can-can with Hitler. Look! He's doing the can-can with Hitler. Ah ha ha ha! I'm funny. Ah ha ha ha!

NC: I really hate you!

Douchy: Ha!