Zelda: Can of Whoopass

Zelda: Can of Whoopass is a basic hack and slash game feature Link of Legend of Zelda fame.

How to Play
To begin playing all you need to do is move your cursor to where it says to Click Here To Continue.

The actual game play is simple itself. It's basically a survival game where you are given two minutes to kill as many guards as you can. Guards will keep coming during this time relentlessly. They first appear in the background and will charge toward you, usually after you've defeated a few enemies. You cannot attack them until they have left the background and are at the front of the screen. There are also chickens for you to kill as well that will appear randomly.

Controls
A= Attack S=Jump Arrow Keys= Move right to left

Combos
Toward + Attack (while jumping)= mid-air stab Toward + Toward + Attack (while on the ground)= Smash attack

Tips
Either keep moving to avoid the guards or find a safe spot and just keep hacking away.