Walker, Texas Ranger

(CHUCKA NORRIS!)

He is a god compared to you

He can make anvils out of his teeth and his poo

Don't try to cross him

He's made out of awesome and spare ribs

He's like Jesus Christ but on steroids. (yeaah!)

He's hung like a bear.

This fucker can punch air in it's balls

His spit is made out of liquid gold

(CHUCKA NORRIS!)

He twisted Satan's nipples while he

was in a choke hold

He with just one hand

punched a hole through Superman

Made him cry

His chest hair saved a nun from danger

Walker Texas Ranger

(CHUCKA NORRIS!)