Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

(After the Nostalgia Critic opening, we start with a cover for Thirty Something Nerdy Critics which has NC, the Angry Video Game Nerd and Andre the Black Nerd posing like the Turtles. It then cuts to panels of NC staring  out at an exploding building while wearing a Raphael mask)

NC: (narrating in text boxes) My name is Nostalgia Critic... I made a wrong turn somewhere because I'm face to face with a mysterious glowing building. I hold my ancient ninja weapon...a gun, in relaxed ready position. (NC drops down off a skylight into a wardrobe room) I'm shocked to discover my closest of friends yet greatest of enemies...

(Andre is laughing while typing away at a computer while given the name "BLACK NERD STOCKMAN")

NC: Black Nerd Stockman, what's going on here?

BNS: I'm finally doing it. I'm making an authentic Ninja Turtles movie.

NC: What? How?

Andre: I'm putting in everything that's been missing. Krang as one of the villains, his giant robotic body, a Technodrome with an incredibly pointless eye on top. Hahahaha!

NC: (narrating) It sounds plausible, downright perfect, yet something seems off...

BNS: Tasty, isn't it? Yummy.

(Suddenly the Angry Video Game Nerd busts in wearing a Casey Jones mask and carrying a hockey stick)

NC: Well if it isn't my old friend... (He's given the name "CASEY JAMES" after lifting his mask) Really? You're playing Casey Jones?

CJ: What? He's a whiny, good looking complainer with a perfect haircut, right?

NC: No! That's not what Casey's like at all!

BNS: Bebop and Rocksteady instead of Tokka and Razar. A black Baxter Stockman like in the original comics! Oh this is gonna be good!

NC: (narrating) It should work, it should be amazing, so why is something telling me it's all gonna go wrong?

CJ: (narrating over NC) Man I can't wait to see Krang in this movie, I've been waiting years to see him in-

NC: (narrating) Excuse me, do you mind? You're interrupting my word boxes!

CJ: (narrating) Oh don't you talk about my word boxes! I LIKE WORD BOXES!

NC: Help me out here, would you?

Tamara: (bored) Oh yeah, I'm totally invested.

(She's given the name TAMARA O'NEIL)