Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

(The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing trailer clips and screenshots from "Star Wars", Episode II: "Attack of the Clones")

Doug (vo): So, despite what you may think, even though I really didn't like "Phantom Menace", "Attack of the Clones", in my opinion, is the worst. Why? Because not only was so little learned from the mistakes of the first film...well, okay, there's a lot less Jar Jar...but this one is just straight out boring. It is dull. It's not very interesting to look at, it's not very interesting to listen to, the stilted acting is still there, the bad writing is still there, there's tons of things in the plot that don't add up...which wouldn't matter if I gave a shit at all what was going on, and I don't. Even "Phantom Menace" had the advantage that it was spectacularly bad, and on such a big level. This one is just a boring...meh.

Story
Doug (vo): Anakin Skywalker has grown up and apparently has yet to develop a personality, as he apparently comes across Amidala, who is now...not queen. Huh, another...election, I guess. But nevertheless, he's assigned to protect her after a few assassination attempts. The two eventually end up going falling in love, but this is a big no-no, as, apparently, Jedis* can't fall in love. Well...that sucks. Not sure why that is, but, whatever. While their (Chuckling) incredible chemistry is being formed, Senator Palpatine makes a decision to form a clone army. These will eventually become the stormtroopers* that...have different voices in the later films that... (A picture of a confused stormtrooper is shown with the question mark on the right) I think they're talking about actually replacing with Australian voices... (Groans) Never mind. And they're gonna take out more of their political nonsense you couldn't follow in the first movie, except this time, (A picture of Count Dooku is shown) Christopher Lee is in it. Well...that's cool. I like Christopher Lee, but...what's he doing there? What's his evil plan? More political talk that you can't follow.
 * A small mistake; the word "Jedi" doesn't have a plural form
 * Another mistake. After the Clone Wars, the production of clones was stopped, and the Empire has started recruiting people to be stormtroopers