Escape From Tomorrow (part 2)

(We open to black with the caption:)

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Previously, on "The Ben Stiller Show..."

(We cut to a model for a theme park.)

Announcer (v/o): It's Oliver Stone Land!

Oliver Stone/Ben Stiller: (Standing next to the model) A magical place, where the objective is not to escape, but to confront.

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): And now, back to the not Ben Stiller Show goes to Disneyplace!

Jerk (v/o): So, Milktoast MgGee and his boy (Jim and Elliott White) continue stalking these Beauxbaton drop outs (Sophie and Isabelle) on to the people hater-I mean, mover.

Elliott White: (Notices Sophie and Isabelle) They're pretty, huh?

Jim White: Well...uh...pretty...I mean, it depends on your definition of pretty.

Elliott: Is mommy pretty?

Jim: Your mother? Yeah, she's beautiful!

Elliott: I think so too.

Jim: Yeah, I mean, not in a classical sense. More in an Emily Dickinson, kind of bookish, Tina Fey kind of thing.

(We then cut to a clip from "30 Rock." She's just got married to Criss Cross d ressed as Princess Leia in "Star Wars: Episode IV." )

Liz Lemon (Played by Tina Fey): ( to Jack Donaghy) You know, I'm attractive! I've got cheek bones and a pair you can do something with!

Jerk (v/o): Then they (Jim and Elliott) follow them (Sophie and Isabelle) onto Space Mountain, kind of.

(Sophie and Isabelle go to a green screened Space Mountain.)

Elliott: Space Mountain?

Jim: What's the matter?

Elliott/Jerk (v/o):It's not really over there, it's just a green wall.

Jim/Jerk (v/o): There is no green, silly! We exist in a bleak grey world of drab colorlessness!