Alvin and the Chipmunks

(After the opening to the show, we see the Nostalgia Critic trying to put on a bright yellow A over a red shirt before noticing the camera.)

NC: Oh. (quickly) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Okay, I'm excited. I'm so very excited. Today, we get to review the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.

(Clips of the animated movie are shown)

NC (vo): Oh my god, I love this film. With its hair raising adventures, singing new songs along with old ones, and traveling the world while escaping danger around every turn.

NC: It's strange, because I swear I reviewed this film before in a crossover. (Clips of him in that crossover with Lindsay Ellis, aka the Nostalgia Chick, are shown) But that doesn't matter. We are looking at it today in all its glory and I am psyched. (Rob Scallon and Jim Jarosz slide in with Rob looking like Simon complete with glasses and blue sweater, while Jim has a gray one instead of a Theodore green sweater) My friends and I haven't seen this movie in years! (He notices Jim's sweater) Wait, why aren't you wearing green?

Jim: I'm colorblind.

NC: Oh well, who cares? Let's get ready for this awesome chipmunk adventure.

(A clip of the modern movie plays and the guys groan in disgust)

Rob: Oh, shitty CGI one!

NC: Christ, is this what people think of when they hear the Chipmunks movie?

(Popping into the scene are the Analysts, played by Rob Walker and Malcolm Ray)

Analyst 2: Yes.

Guys: Aah!

Analyst 1: With the movie making nutloads at the box office, we have cemented ourselves as the real Chipmunks franchise.

Rob: How are you even able to keep making these films?

Jim: Yeah, we know kids will watch anything, but who's taking them to go see it?

NC: Or creepier, watching it themselves?

Analyst 2: Simple. A demographic that never lets us down.

Analyst 1: The Aww Girls.

NC: The Aww Girls?

Analyst 1: Women and teens who will watch anything simply to say, "Awww!"

(The two Analysts move to reveal the Aww Girls who let out a big "aww," played by Tamara Chambers, Aiyana Wade and Heather Reusz)

NC: Damn it, your love of cuteness is ruining a perfectly good franchise!

Tamara: But they're just so adorable!

Aiyana: We're not here to "analyze" story.

Heather: We wanna look at cute little animals doing cute little things.

Tamara: Ooh, I just wanna pinch their cheeks!

(The girls are squeeing about wanting to pinch their cheeks)

NC: You ladies are ruining the dignity of a great adventure series!

Tamara: Oh really?

Heather: Isn't your movie about chipmunks who operate balloons for diamond smuggling?

NC: It made a lot of sense in the 80s. More than Eleanor not wearing green.

Heather: Hey, I'm colorblind, okay?

Jim: Eh? Me too.

(Romantic music plays as Jim and Heather notice each other before NC clears it up)

NC: Enough of that.

Tamara: Look, our movie makes a lot more sense and that's final.

NC: Okay, if we can prove that your movie is bullshit, will you acknowledge that ours is better?

Aiyana: No.

NC: Oh. Well, I guess I'll just review the movie then.

Tamara: You do that.

Jim: I kinda thought this was gonna lead to an ongoing debate.

NC: Yeah, like they have comedic identities that we can work off of. Well, I guess I'll call you two if I need a musical number.

Rob: Seems fair.

(Rob and Jim leave)

NC: Okay. Bye. Um... Here's the review.