Sell Your Soul to the Devil

Announcer:

And now it's time for "Nagisa Reviews" with Nagisa Momoe. Tonight's review: "Sell Your Soul to the Devil."

Nagisa:

(wearing a blindfold) This fanfic was the CHEESE!

...The parts my dominant, Mami, let me watch!

Erm, Mami, am I allowed to tell the good people about a fanfic which hasn't been updated in ages?

Mami:

(breathily) You are.

Nagisa:

Let's-a-go!

(without blindfold) There's this guy named Mario.

Oh, come on, what's his last name?

Come on, that's like saying I'm just Nagisa.

And he's fighting a koopa king named Bowser.

And he's like, "Surrender."

And Mario's like: "No, I'm doing this for the pink princess."

"Why won't you die?"

"Let's make a deal."

"Sure."

"I become your personal abuse toy in exchange for the princess getting rescued."

"What the hell?!... Okay!"

So Mario says his final goodbyes to the princess before he becomes a macochist. (mimes crying single tear)

And he goes to bed and faints.

But then Bowser brings him something that's the evil version of cheese.

Bread and water!

...Dude, that's under-tasty.

But first he's like, "Now I can tie you up and beat you!"

"Oh, well that sounds-- Wait, what?"

The next day, Mario wakes up and Bowser's like:

"Oh, let's just give you what the viewers weren't waiting to see!"

"Okay!" (mimes whipping and blood curdling screams while dramatic music plays)

The End!

So "Sell Your Soul to the Devil" was essentially abandoned.

Even though we didn't really see the rest, it was about: a jerk and a guy without a last name.

Now, if you'll excuse me, (puts blindfold on) I have another whipping. (A whip crack is heard, making Nagisa recoil)

This is Nagisa Momoe saying CHEESE-COVERED BAND-AIDS! Ya got cheese-covered band-aids?! Aw c'mon, these lashes really hurt, man! C'mon, cheese-covered band-aids!

Mami:

Quiet, Nagisa! (whips)

Nagisa:

Oh! Thank you, Mami! May I have another?! (gets whipped) Oh Madokami, I feel so empowered!