Kim Possible (2019)

(The Channel Awesome logo and opening titles play. Then open on a castle, where a Dr. Drakken-like villain (played by Doug) has Kim Possible (played by Tamara) covered in chains)

Dr. Drakken: (laughs evilly) Now, Kim Possible, it appears I have you in my clutches once more!

Kim: (calmly) Well, beats doing homework.

Dr. Drakken: Yes. (looks confused) Not one of your better quips, (shakes head) but whatevs. (points offscreen) Shego!

(Shego (played by Aiyanna) stands by, reading a strategy guide for the game Splinter Cell; it's covering her face)

Dr. Drakken: Use the laser beam to blast her to itsy-Kimmy pieces!

Shego: (putting down guide, revealing her face, and looking frustrated) Why? It's just literally going to backfire like everything else.

Dr. Drakken: You know, this is why you didn't get a gift for Administrative Professionals Day.