Garfield (Real Thoughts)

Doug: This is Garfield. We're doing this because it's still fresh in my mind, this fucking movie.

Rob: Ugh!

Doug: Goddammit.

Rob: UGGH!

Doug: When we were little kids, didn't we always talk about, like, a Garfield movie and what it would be like and what would be in it?

Rob: Well, for one, it would have been animated.

Doug: Yeah, uh, well, who says this wasn't? Um, but the whole thing would have been animated.

Rob: Parts were animated.

Doug: Even if they did it all CG, this is one of the few times where it's like if they made it all CG, it would have been okay. That would have been fine.

Rob: Ugh.

Doug: Um, you know. Instead, you had to get these human actors that act like not-interesting animated characters, half the characters from A Cr- you know, The Christmas Tree. And, I don't know. It's one of those things, like, because we both really liked Garfield growing up. I even said..

Rob: Oh yeah.

Doug: Even the stuff that we knew wasn't good like, hey, there's a Garfield picture book of just him... going to school. "Garfield Goes to School," or something like that, but it was still Garfield. He was still this cynic, he would still roll his eyes, and he was lazy, and everything else.

Rob: And yes, it's formulaic, but I still find it funny.