Back to the Future: The Ride (Part III)

(We open in the same style as "Back to the Future: Part II and III" with: )

The Channel of Awesome

Presents.

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Camera Jerky Ding-Dong

Thing.

Fried Egg

Smarch 69, 1984

19:85 PM.

(We cut to the lightning near the clock tower, but then we cut to Doctor Emmett L. Brown with a proton pack and wand on top of Dana Barrett's Apartment Building, figing at the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" plays"

Ray Parker Jr. (v/o): (Sings)

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood,

Who ya gonna call?

Doctor Emmett L. Brown: (Sings along)

Ghostbusters!

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): And now, back to "Spaceman from Pluto: The Ride..."

(Cut back to footage of "Back to the Future: The Ride." The 8 passenger DeLorean goes through the clock tower as it travels through time.)

Jerk (v/o): And now that we've destroyed a perfectly good clock tower, it's time to roll back the rock to the dawn of time!

Doc Brown: That's Hill Valley below us in the Ice Age!

Jerk: The Ice Age? (Thinks for a few seconds on it) You know, I would make jokes about the scene, but for the life of me, I can't think of an angle. So, moving on, then Doc takes

(Cut to Static, then to The Nostalgia Critic, who looks angry.)

Nostalgia Critic: Jerk.

Jerk: (Looking Angry too) Critic.

NC: Did the DeLorean just go back to the Ice Age?

Jerk: (Through gritted teeth) Maybe.

NC: So, to recap: Christopher Lloyd was back to a day when everything was frozen. (The 2 stare at each other) What, do you need a fucking road map?

Jerk: Critic, I just spent the last 2 weeks rounding up the other 17 me's and locking them in a bathroom stall (Cut to outside a bathroom stall where we hear the other 17 Jerks yelling incoherently.) I'm to believe Doc Brown, I just twisted the entire space-time continuum into a pretzel and threw it into a Jamba Juice blender! And any minute now, my doppelgängers are gonna realize that the lock is on the inside. So you'll forgive me if I have bigger fish to fry than whether or not I'm USING YOUR MEMES CORRECTLY!

NC: Oh, that reminds me, why didn't you put, "This is not over, Bears!" in you're "Country Bears" review? (Jerk Screams.) I think that would have been darling.

(We cut back to the ride where the DeLorean is about to go over a cliff)

Doc Brown: The engine's dead, everybody lean back! Don't lean right! Wait, wait, wait, hold on! (The engine restarts the 8 passenger DeLorean is hovering again.) Yahoo!

Time travel Volunteer/Jerk (v/o): Cool, now can we make a pit stop to kill Stalin?

Doc Brown/Jerk (v/o): For the las time, no!

(The 8 passenger DeLoean then materializes in the stone age.)

Doc Brown: Hang in there, volunteers. It's Biff, he's heading for that volcano!

(Cut to Jerk, sitting in a Dinosaur themed restaurant.)

Jerk: (Rolls his eyes) Figures, no matter how far I travel back in time, something always has the hots for me. You know...(He notices that the cup of water on the table in front of him ripples at a small vibration. Jerk now looks scared.) It can only be the most terrifying, most gruesome, most nightmare inducing... (The 8 Passenger DeLorean encounters T-rex, that's is clearly a puppet. Jerk is no longer scared, but confused.) ...hand puppet ever made (?)

(Cut to a toy T-Rex from a skit from "Mr. Show with Bob (Odenkirk) and David (Cross)")