Full House Goes to Disney World

(Some Jerk with a Camera and a man are riding on Mickey's Fun Wheel, until it stops)

PA: Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Mickey's Fun Wheel has magically malfunctioned unavoidably. We will resume normal operations just as soon as we feel like it.

Jerk: (annoyed) Oh, come on! I have a Fast Pass for Test Track!

Man: That's not on this coast.

Jerk: Not that you know of. Well, looks like we're stuck talking to each other. You know, if this was some cheesy 90s ABC sitcom, we'd probably use this opportunity to remember old episodes to save money.

Man: Yeah, thank God it isn't. So, anyway, as I was saying...

Jerk: Say, did I ever tell you about the time when Full House went to Disney World?

Man: Yes.

Jerk: I first released this review on May 31st, 2013.

(We see a description that says, "This video is dedicated to all the men and women who were tragically killed or injured in the Disneyland dry ice bombing of May 28, 2013". Then another sentence appears at the bottom that says "All zero of them", and then another sentence says "Never forget")

Jerk (vo): Previously on "Last Week"...

(We see a "Last Week on Full House" scene showing Michelle saying the mentioned line alongside Goofy, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, before it's suddenly reversed and coated in green to make it sound creepy)

Jerk (vo): And now, you're all gonna die sooner.

(Behind the scenes footage of the Full House Disney World episode is shown)

Jerk (vo): Yes, who better to kick off the lame trend of sending ABC sitcoms to Disney World than the inventors of lame itself, the Tanner Family, in the two-part finale of their sixth season.

Jerk: This is gonna be painful, isn't it? Well, I survived being raped by It's a Small World twice, didn't I? (Chuckles) How bad can this possibly be?

(The Full House opening credits and theme song is shown, causing Jerk to become extremely nervous)

Jerk: Can I review It's a Small World again?

Man: We blew it off.

Jerk: I'll rebuild it! (Attempts to leave, but the camera people prevent him from doing so) No, no! Come on! It's a branterpiece! It's a branterpiece!

(We begin by seeing opening footage of the episode)