Alf

Alf (10/21/09)
His name's Alf He has a penis for a nose (spoken: Yep it's a penis,thats digusting) He runs around Bugging everyone he knows

He films chicks in the shower

He's a bit of a perv (he can get arrested for that) His penis is his nose It's ribbed for her pleasure He eats cats

I could make a joke, but I wont

(that's very decent of you)

He's very strange When he wants to be and you don't

Why does he have a penis for a nose? (He has genitals warts,too)