Child's Play

Phelous: [dressed as the Nostalgia Critic] Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to. Well, what can I review today to make my voice more HIGH PITCHED than it already is? How about a timeless christmas classic like...

NC: [Dressed as Phelous] Hi guys, Phelous here. And I bet you're wondering what holiday classic I'm going to review TODAY. Well...

Phelous: Wait a second... I thought I was supposed to do an impression of you and then you get angry at me!

NC: No! I thought I was supposed to do an impression of you and YOU were supposed to get angry!

Phelous: Didn't you even read the script?!

NC: What? You mean the one I wrote?

Phelous: But you didn't write the script, I did!

NC: No, you didn't, I DID!

Phelous: [Sighs]

NC: [Sighs] 

Phelous: [Sarcastically] Well, phenomenal, this crossover's off to a great start.

NC: I never had this problem with Lupa.

Phelous: OK, Fine, at the very least, let's announce which movie we're gonna review.

NC: [Sighs] alright, good idea.

[Both announce their movies at the same time]

NC: Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Phelous: Child's Play.

NC: Oh, for God's Sake, WHAT DOES CHILD'S PLAY HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS?!

Phelous: It's got, like, snow, presents, decorations, murder, plenty Christmassy.

NC: It's as Christmassy as Reindeer games!

Phelous: Yeah? Well what kind of material is Silent night, Deadly night gonna give us?

NC: Lots! Like how about that great over the top scene where...

[Clip from Silent Night, Deadly Night showing the Santa claus dressed killer pinning a girl down]

NC: Or that really silly moment when...

[Clip showing the killer about to slit the girl's throat]

NC: Or... Or that goofy... um...

[Clip showing the killer standing up after killing the girl]

Phelous: You thought this was the one with the "Garbage Day" guy, didn't you?

NC: [Thinks for a second] That's not the first one.

Phelous: Second...

NC: Well, then WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LOOKING AT IT FOR!?

Phelous: We're not, we're looking at Child's Play.

[clips from Child's Play are shown as the theme plays]

NC: (VO) But don't people like this movie?

'Phelous: ('VO)'' I guess, but it's still not that good.It's a goofy idea, with a goofy execution, and an even goofier monster.

NC: (VO) Do they say "Garbage Day" in it?

Phelous: (VO) Let it go, Critic...

[Cut back to Phelous wearing a santa hat with cut to NC following]

Phelous: So, are you ready to have a merry "Chuckymas"?

NC: Do I really have a choice?

Phelous: Well, you're the one editing it, so I guess you can do wh-

NC: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE META SHIT?!

Phelous: Sorry. It's like Pringles. "Once you pop, you can't stop".

Shredder: He's right you know.

NC: Piss off!

[Shredder walks off sadly]