The Spirit

(After the Channel Awesome logo and NC 2018 title sequence, open on a black-and-white shot of the front door of the studio, which opens. NC walks in)

Narrator (Doug): The studio is my bitch. I will always protect it. Whenever evil comes, I will defend her–

NC: (looking around, confused) The shit is that?

(There is no answer. After looking around some more in confusion, he continues walking through the studio)

Narrator: She is my studio, to put my hand up her skirt as I please–

NC: Seriously, what the dick-sauce is that?