Deadpool Bi-Annual 1

(We open at Linkara at his futon pondering)

Linkara: Hmm, I feel like something big happened recently.

(Cut to a montage of epic moments and fight scenes from the Atop the Fourth Wall Movie show)

Linkara: No, not that. That happened months ago. Anyway, hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. Well, here's a first for this show, we're finally reviewing a Deadpool comic. (beat) Nah, who the hell cares? BRUTE FORCE!!

(Cut to cover and pages from Brute Force No. 1)

Linkara (v/o): Yes, Brute Force, the toy tie-in that never was. A group of environmentally-minded radicals made up of cybernetic animals that could transform and shoot lasers and had a Robo Bear fighting a Cyber Gorilla and terrorist clowns and a rich eco-terrorist who wanted to turn everyone into mutant fish people in order to breathe polluted air.