Paranoia

(NC montage*features two shots from this recent season*)

NC: Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well it's that DVD review time again, and you know what that means, I have to find someting public domain to look at...or else I've decapitated Hollywood. But you know what? I don't want to. Yeah. Fuck it! I mean, I'm sick of looking at crappy sci-fi, or 40's propaganda! I want to do something current, popular, and even something I asked permission for.

(NC picks up his phone and dials it.)

NC: Hey Brad, can I review Paranoia?

(Cuts to Brad at his place, on the other line.)

Brad: Go fuck a horse!

NC: Thanks. This is Paranoia.

(Clips of Paranoia are shown.)

NC (vo): You ever wonder what would happen if The Cinema Snob turned into one of those pretentious filmmakers he makes fun of? The darkest recesses of my nightmares won't allow me to think about it, but luckily this film exists to show me what the outcome would be. It has sex, murder, mayhem, and probably the biggest collection of bearded men since The Last Temptation of Christ. But is it on par with main actor, and writer, Brad Jones' other work?

NC: Well, he...does keep his cat out of most of the shots. Lets get our freak on with, Paranoia.