Fatal Fury The Motion Picture

(After the opening for Anime Abandon, we come to Bennett the Sage in his room)

Sage: An anime based off a video game. Because those always work, right?

Sage (vo): And not just any kind of video game. but a fighting video game. Need I remind you how those usually wind up?

(Clip of Tekken - The Motion Picture)

Lee Chaolan: Aaaahhh!! I'll never give it up! Not to anyone! Uggghhh!

Sage: Oohhh man, this is gonna be sweet!

Sage (vo): I'm operating under the assumption that most of you have heard about Fatal Fury, but for those of you who haven't, Fatal Fury was a precursor to King of Fighters. It introduced SNK's most iconic characters. And a metric butt ton of Terry Bogard sound clips and Mai Shiranui porn, which both account for 5% of the internet's total content, barely edging out those smarmy e-cards.

Sage: It's a shame those never seem to tell the truth.

(One card says "I'm a dick. ...please love me...")

Sage (vo): No, Fatal Fury's popularity demanded that several anime adaptations be made with Masari Obami tapped for director and character design. If you're unfamiliar with Mr. Obari's work in aesthetic, allow me to show you a montage of breasts for the next minute.

(First is a pic of Mai in her usual outfit)

Narrator: Subtle.

(Next one I don't know. Anyone want to ID her?)

Narrator: Nuanced.

(Another girl I don't know)

Narrator: Sophisticated.

(Sofia from the Battle Arena Toshinden series)

Narrator: Refined.

(And finally a picture from Angel Blade, the only censoring being nipple pasties)

Narrator: Tig ol' Bitties.

Sage: Masami Obari accentuates the female form like Rob Liefeld accentuates teeth. Not that we've got that out of the way, let's dive in.