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Ask ThatGuy Episode 30 (Oct. 9, 2008)

[ThatGuy is reading a book and smoking a pipe, after a second he notices the camera]

ThatGuy: Oh, Salutations! Didn’t hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy with the Glasses.

[Piano music starts playing, title card appears]

Narrator: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

ThatGuy: Stop it! Stop asking me questions! Can’t you people figure out your own answers?! You know what? I’m done. I’m done. I’ve been doing this thirty episodes! Answering your stupid questions! I think it’s time we turned the tables around! So this time around That Guy with the Glasses is asking you the questions! Simply make a video. Post in on Revver or YouTube or whatever. And send us a link answering the questions that I ask you. What are these questions? Take a look!

Narrator: What killed the dinosaurs? How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway? What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

ThatGuy: There you go! That’s five questions for you. You can either one or all five. The deadline is October 21st at midnight, Central time. Let’s see how you like the tables turned, you scum sucking, son of a… [quick cut] This is That Guy With The Glasses saying: There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU answer it.

[ThatGuy goes back to reading books]

ThatGuy: Get to it!

The End