Iron Man 3 (Disneycember)

(The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing trailer clips and screenshots from "Iron Man 3")

Doug (vo): "Iron Man 3", a film everyone agrees is better than the last one...and that's about it. People are split about whether or not this is actually a really good, entertaining film, but, once again, it almost doesn't matter because it stars the person you all come to see: Robert Downey, Jr. I'm beginning to think you can put this guy as Tony Stark in "Batman & Robin", and he would somehow still make it work. But, with that aside, does the film actually work as a whole? Well, it depends on the point of view you're coming from.

Story
Doug (vo): Okay, so Tony Stark is back in his hometown after the events of "The Avengers". One major downside, though, is that now he's getting panic attacks. Yeah...kinda out of nowhere. They try to explain it that...yeah, if you go through this, you might get panic attacks, too, but... I don't know, isn't that a little strange that Tony Stark is getting this? I mean, this is a guy that survived terrorist attacks, he had to replace his heart with his metal light thingy... I know they're trying to add this layer of realism, but it seems a little odd. But, whatever. He's being threatened by the terrible Mandarin, the leader of a terrorist organisation that vows to take him down. After nearly killing his bodyguard, Tony Stark swears to go after the Mandarin and does the incredibly foolish thing of giving him his home address. On public TV. For all the world to see. With no plan after that. And, big freaking shock, the Mandarin comes after on and blows the house up. This may be the single dumbest thing a superhero has ever done. There's other good things in the movie, I'm gonna get to it, but I just want to go on record saying, "That is probably the stupidest thing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe." So Tony is separated from the world and befriends a small child who tries to get him back on his foot. Along the way, discoveries are made, secret plans are revealed, and, of course, even more action and crazy technology starts to get going.