Spawn

(After the opening to the show, we start off with NC entering a room. Suddenly, a giant meteor falls on top of him, and sends him plummeting into Hell. NC gets up and sees a giant Kermit puppet standing before him)

"Kermit": Nostalgia Critic!

NC: Fuck!

"Kermit": You will lead my army of Hell! YAAAAAY!!

NC: Me? W-Why me?

"Kermit": Oh, I dunno. Your lack of leadership skills, your disinterest in working with other people. And most importantly, the fact that you went out in such an embarrassingly easy way. This makes you the Devil's ultimate weapon! YAAAAY!!

NC: Dude, you're not the Devil.

"Kermit": Uh, wha? I am so the Devil!

NC: Buddy, I serve with the Devil. I knew the Devil. The Devil is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Devil.

("Kermit" turns into Satan, played by Malcolm Ray)

Satan: Sorry, I knew that didn't feel right.

NC: Mr. Zebub, what is this? What’s with this crazy plan and that cheap dollar store Muppet?

Satan: I just feel like I’m not as popular as I used to be, what with people thinking I spend all of my time in elevators and such. So I looked up what people consider to be a cool Devil, and everyone pointed to Spawn.

NC: Wait, did you look up the comic book or the movie?

Satan: ... Movie.

NC: ARGH! You doofus! You picked the wrong one! That represents the original source material like Mario Bros. The Movie represents the game! In fact, there’s a petition to get an apology for John Leguizamo for both films!

Satan: Well, how was I supposed to know?!

NC: (sigh) You can tell just by looking at it.