Balto

(NC 2017 intro plays; cut to an exterior shot of the NC's studio, covered in bits of snow, and set in the future (according to an appropriate subtitle), with the sun setting in the distance; a little girl (played by Tamara runs into the studio, holding a teddy bear in her arms)

Little Girl: Wow! So this is where all the Nostalgia Critic episodes were filmed years ago! (she looks around)

Aunt Despair (also played by Tamara): (coming in) You got it, bucko. They kept everything the same to preserve its history. Look at all the reviews that they did.

(The little girl sees posters on the wall for some of the NC's reviews: Pixels, Mad Max: Fury Road and Batman v Superman)

Aunt Despair: (pointing to Batman v Superman poster) There's Shrek... (points to Mad Max poster) There's Schindler's List Saves Christmas... (points to Pixels poster) ...And that one. (points offscreen) But this... this is what I really wanted to show ya.

(The girl looks down at where Aunt Despair is pointing; it's a DVD for Balto; she looks quite surprised)

Little Girl: Is that the DVD from the Balto review, Aunt Despair?

Aunt Despair: Yep, and I was there when it was shot.

Little Girl: GASP! You mean it's a true story?!

Aunt Despair: (holding up a small flat bottle) Based... Based on a true story.

Little Girl: Wow! Would you mind telling me the tale, Aunt Despair?

Aunt Despair: (unscrewing the bottle) After I have a sip of my storytelling sauce. (takes a drink)

Little Girl: Oh, the same sauce that makes you good at slow-moving (?)–

Aunt Despair: Our story begins on the Nostalgia Critic, sitting down at the desk he normally does...

(Cut to the NC sitting in his usual spot)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Let's talk about a little film called Balto.