Harry Potter at Universal Hollywood!

[We open with Jerk standing in front of Hogwarts castle in The Wizarding Word of Harry Potter section at Universal Studios Hollywood]

Jerk: To all who come to this [points to the Hogwarts castle] happy place, welcome, I’m Some Jerk with a Camera. 

[We cut to the logo for “Some Jerk With A Camera” in front of the entrance to Universal Studios Hollywood]