Reimu's Girls

A Reimu Series one-off

''We zoom in on the cover of Strange Creators of Outer World magazine with Sanae, Yukari, and Marisa behind Reimu, then we dissolve to the three girls sitting in total darkness holding microphones. They proceed to sing a parody of "Chevy's Girls" from Saturday Night Live. A Touhou version of which is playing in the background.''

Group: When she's dodgin' bullets, my heart stands still When she does "Fantasy Heaven," I could die Marisa: When she talks dirty on that phone, it's like she's talkin' to me I go to pieces when she sneezes in her tie Group: When she gets with Cyborg, you know I'm never bored She says "No problem," but I wish that she could see Sanae: There is a problem, mine, because I want her so Group: But if she takes me in her arms, there would be Marisa: Reimu! Group: Reimu, I love when you fall down Each Saturday night on my PC Yukari: Oh but Reimu, every time you take that fall, Group: I wish that you were fallin' Sanae: Fallin' for me

Group: I know this shouldn't be said, "I wish her boyfriend were dead." Her tragic accidental death I scheme and plot Yukari: So when in heaven we meet, I will be able to say, Group: "Hi, I'm Mrs. Reimu H, and you're not~!" Marisa: Reimu! Group: Reimu, I love when you fall down Each Saturday night on my PC Yukari: Oh but Reimu, every time you take that fall, Group: I wish that you were fallin' Sanae: Fallin' for me

(Spoken) Marisa: Once, she came to see me in my bedroom! Yukari + Sanae: Do tell! Marisa: She asked for donations, and I felt my heart zoom! Yukari + Sanae: Then what happened? Marisa: The game began, she turned to go, she said goodbye! Yukari + Sanae: Oh, no! Marisa: I begged her to stay! I thought I would die! Sanae: Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out! Marisa: (Pause) She walked into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.

(Sung) Yukari: Reimu! Group: Reimu, I love when you fall down Each Saturday night on my PC Yukari: Oh but Reimu, every time you take that fall, Group: I wish that you were fallin' Fallin' for me~

After the song is over, Reimu walks in.

Reimu: I'm right here. (proceeds to trip and fall down just for Marisa, Yukari, and Sanae, who all clap)

Sanae: Yay!

Marisa: That was great!

Yukari: Amazing.

Reimu: Uhm, new reviews coming soon?

The video ends.