The Simpsons

Simpsons: The show that never dies

Don't ask why their skin's yellow

It's just how they roll

Look, Bart's in trouble!

I can't believe this show

Just got a new intro

They had this one here

For 20 years, maybe more.

I guess that means they'll stay around even longer

The show just doesn't seem that stronger!

It peaked in the 90s

Now I can't stand the friggin' rhyming!

Just bow out before it gets frightening.

It keeps Fox alive amidst the other losers

And "Family Guy", the rip-off show worshipped by college viewers!

But I digress, let's view the rest.

How come none of them ever have normal hairstyles?

And haven't they worn those same clothes for quite a while?

Look! There's a baby driving

Never screaming, never crying

Oh, it's Marge

Isn't that so freakin' precious?

Plus, they seem to get some laughter

Well, too late now, maybe after

We hear Homer scream like a banshee.

I love that part!

Now here's a really funny couch gag!

Okay, that wasn't too funny

What do I know?

Aw hell, just screw it

On with the show!