Superman: Secret Agent

NOTE: All of Linkara's riffs are voiceovered.

(Open, as all old Superman cartoons do, on a night sky as Superman is seen flying in the sky)

Linkara: (as Superman flies by) And it's a home run ball!

Man: Up in the sky! Look!

Woman: It's a bird!

Man: It's a plane! It's Superman!

(Superman title card appears)

Linkara: It's Superman! Open fire! (credits appear) Look, up in the sky! It's some credits!

(Cartoon's title is shown: "Secret Agent", amid the sounds of tires screeching and gunshots)

Linkara: Man, this is the worst cover of "Secret Agent Man" I've ever heard.

(Credits continue to roll)

Linkara: (singing to cartoon theme) Supermaaaan has a plaaan... Gonna kick Nazi ass, Supermaaaan!

(Cut to a shot of a stormy sky)

Narrator: Faster than a streak of lightning!

(A bolt of lightning flashes in this sky)

Linkara: Superman, that was your cue!

(Cut to an ocean wave crashing on a rocky shore)

Narrator: More powerful than the pounding surf!

Linkara: (singing) He must be swift as a coursing river...

(Cut to a palm tree being bent over and then blown away by a hurricane)

Narrator: Mightier than a roaring hurricane!

Linkara: (as narrator) And yet he can't help me move a couch!

(A bright flash appears)

Narrator: This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton, the Man of Steel... (the flash fills up the screen and then explodes, revealing...) Superman!

Linkara: (as Superman, posing proudly) Drink me in, America!

Narrator: Possessing remarkable physical strength, Superman fights a neverending battle for truth and justice, (Superman now turns into his alter ego, Clark Kent) disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

Linkara: (as narrator) Now, if only he could stop squinting...