Alien 3

(The Channel Awesome logo, then cold-open on an office at 20th Century Fox)

Movie producer (played by Doug): So, you have an Alien sequel for me, you handsome devil?

Movie writer (also played by Doug): (holding a bunch of papers) I certainly do, you beautiful bastard.

Producer: Those last two sure made us a ton of money.

Writer: Well, with such ingeniously simplistic titles, it's hard for someone not to see them.

Producer: Agreed, with the first being so creepily blunt and vague.

Writer: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Producer: And the sequel just adding one letter to the title, instantly making it more terrifying.

Writer: Exactly, because we saw what one could do; imagine what another, if not many others, could do.

Producer: So, what brilliant title do you have for this one?

Writer: Alien 3.

Producer: (laughs) No, really, what is it?

Writer: Alien 3.

Producer: That wasn't a joke then?

Writer: No, sir. (holds finger and thumb close together, indicating a tiny size) We'll make the "3" very small and in the corner of the title.

Producer: Oh, so we're upping the ante by multiplying the army of aliens in the last film by three?

Writer: Actually, there's just one.

Producer: Just one?

Writer: Just one.

Producer: Won't it be a phenomenal letdown coming off the last film?

Writer: Well, this will be a kind of alien they've never seen before.

Producer: Ah, like a queen alien, but bigger?

Writer: Like a dog?

Producer: Excuse me?

Writer: I feel like the people really want to see the alien as a dog.

Producer: Well, I guess we've never seen the alien come out of another species. How is he different?

Writer: He walks on all fours.

Producer: And?

Writer: I'm finished.

Producer: Wow-wow-wow.