Desperately Seeking Susan

Todd: [claps hands to prepare] Okay, you know how I like bad pop star movies, right?


 * Clips of Cool as Ice, Glitter, and Crossroads''

Todd (VO): 'Cause, you know, like, a lot of the time, they're movies that just shouldn't...be. They're star vehicles that don't exist for any reasons movies are supposed to exist; they only exist to stroke a famous person's ego, and that's it.

Todd: Well, who better emphasizes all that than the queen goddess of all bad pop star movies: Madonna.

Todd (VO): Who else was both a big enough presence that she was allowed to keep making awful movies, and fame-hungry enough that she refused to just stop making them? But which one of them to review? Which one of the seemingly hundreds of awful movies she made?

Todd: Well, here's an idea—how about all of them?

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