The Punisher (1989)

(We start off this episode in a hotel room with shots of various trash littering the room. Rap Critic is trying to wake up Nash)

RC: Nash. (He just sleeps) Nash! (still sleeping) Wake the fuck up!

Nash: (waking up) Don't shoot! She said she was single!

RC: O...kay. How you doing, Sparky?

Nash: Okay, first...what's that thing you're doing with your mouth?

RC: You mean talking?

Nash: Yes. Please stop doing that. (Rubbing his temples) Oh god.

RC: What did you guys do last night?

Nash: Nothing! Okay, well, you know, normal con stuff. I mean we got in, we had a few drinks, then I made absolutely sure everybody had a glass of water and some aspirin and put 'em to bed.

RC: Aspirin? From where?

Nash: Oh, oh shit man, I forgot. Yeah, I grabbed some out of your bag while you were gone. I'm sorry.

RC: Dude, that was my roommate's Ritalin.

Nash: Huh. (And we cut to last night of Nash going crazy on a drumming game!) Well that explains a few things.

RC: Yeah, not entirely.

(The two of them are now in the bathroom where Linkara is passed out in the tub)

Nash: Linkara?

Linkara: (still high) No, go on without me! The needs of the many outweigh...outweight...a duck!

(Nash and RC look at each other)

Nash: The hell happened to him?

(Cut to a clip of several congoers in costume running away from Linkara holding a Pokeball)

Linkara: Gotta catch 'em all!

(Back to the present)

Linkara: You know, you wouldn't think you could fit a toddler inside one of those things. But with a little determination...

RC: Hey, aren't we still missing a moron?

(Nash and Linkara look at each other, then sigh. A closet door has a Privacy Please placard on it before they open it up to reveal Film Brain is hung on a hanger)

Linkara: What happened to you?

(Cut to a scene of FB walking through the con with a silly grin on his face while Johnathon Coulton's "I Feel Fantastic" plays. Other scenes involve a Nerf war going on behind him, standing in front of R2D2, being fawned over by two girls, and a fight behind him)

FB: (sadly) I lost my wallet, or my soul. And I can't remember which.

(The three sit down on the bed, rubbing their heads)

RC: So, am I gonna have to call somebody or can I trust you guys not to die on me? (The three of them mumble along the line of "whatever) So here's what you guys are doing. Get some food, go through the stuff you got last night, and then just chill, okay? Can you do that? (The guys mumble while Nash gives a thumbs up) Okay, great. I'm gonna take a shit.

(RC leaves. Linkara just realizes what he said)

Linkara: Wait, we bought stuff?

(The guys are going through their stuff. Nash pulls out a filter. Linkara pulls out a heeled boot made for a woman. Nash pulls out some Ben & Jerry's and a candy bar before they finally get to the Bluray cover of The Punisher 1989)

Nash: Well we pretty much all saw that one coming.