Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

[We open with a close up of a t-shirt that says: ”Because Poor Literacy Is Kewl,” though you can’t read it until it’s soon zoomed away.] 

Linkara [v/o]: Celebrate Atop the 4thWall’s 9th anniversary and your love for superheroes who spell words wrong so a company can trademark a name by pre-ordering the “Because Poor Literacy is Kewl” shirt now on sharkrobot.com, link in the discripstion [And here: https://sharkrobot.com/products/kewl].

[We then Cut to Linkara sitting on his green futon in his basement apartment.]

Linkara: Hello and welcome to Atop The 4th Wall, where bad comics burn. You know what, assuming this episode actually comes out on time [It does], Halloween is a day away and we should end the Nightmare On Elm Street reviews on a bigger note that just some one shot half devoted to Leatherface.