The Haunted Mansion (w/ Count Jackula and Horror Guru) Part 1

[We do the NC opening for the episode before cutting to the Nostalgia Critic at his table.]

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, if you've ever been to the Magic Kingdom, chances are one of your favorite rides is the Haunted Mansion.

[Pictures of the ride are shown.]

NC (vo): And how could it not be? With its endless creativity, Gothic atmosphere, and so many clever visuals that no one can see it in one viewing, the Haunted Mansion has become one of the theme park's most praised attractions. [Picture of Captain Jack Sparrow] So when Disney had a surprise monster hit with their--

NC: [pause] Wait. Didn't I review this one already?

[Cut to Jerk behind the camera looking over the script]

Jerk: Yeah, except you're doing it for my show.