The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014

Introduction
Todd plays Pitbull ft. Kesha's "Timber" on the piano.

THE TOP TEN WORST HIT SONGS OF 2014 A year-end retrospective

Todd: In 2013...I'll admit, I got really negative. I was just so burnt out by how bad the year was for music. A lot of people told me I started getting kinda hard to watch. There's only so much bile and anger people can take before it gets to you. I get it. So for 2014, I decided to make an effort to, you know, be more positive, have more fun, try not to be so bitter and depressing and crabby. For the most part, I think I succeeded.


 * Clip from review for "Turn Down for What"
 * Todd: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT! [Hits the piano with his groin, which he regrets immediately]

Todd: Yeah, see, we have fun, don't we? No, no, I did enjoy reviewing music this year more than I did the year before, and I'm glad and I think it was...more positive to watch, and I want some goddamn credit for that because 2014 was even worse!


 * ''Montage of clips of MAGIC! - "Rude", Meghan Trainor - "All About That Bass", Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz - "Talk Dirty", DJ Snake and Lil Jon - "Turn Down for What", Sia - "Chandelier", Sam Smith - "Stay With Me", Nicki Minaj - "Anaconda", and Taylor Swift - "Blank Space"

Todd (VO): This was actually the worst year in...well, pretty much everything, but especially pop music, that I think I can even remember. Not only was the bad stuff bad, but the good stuff wasn't as good. We'll deal with the good song shortage at the end of the list, but holy God, this year blew. I hated it. I hated this year from beginning to end. Yeah...

Todd: ...I know I'm really late this year. It's just...I had a lot of bad stuff to deal with, so let's just over with. Ladies and gentlemen...


 * ''Clip of Ariana Grande ft. Zedd - "Break Free", which serves as the interlude throughout the countdown.
 * Ariana: This is the part when I say I don't want ya

Todd (VO): The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014!