Top 11 Best Movie Sequels

(The shortened opening)

NC: (looking listless; monotone voice) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic; I remember it so you don't have to. (rolls his eyes) And welcome to Sequel Month. (rolls eyes again) The sequel!

(We hear the sound of pooping in a toilet, then cut to a shot of the NC's head, with a disgusted look on his face, being flushed down the toilet in question, spinning all the while; surrounding his head are the titles "Sequel Month (the sequel)")

NC: For those who don't recall, there was a "theme month" called "Sequel Month", where I looked over all the sequels to awful films I've already reviewed. (holds up index finger) Well, you know what? I want some goodness before I start this shit-storm!

(Cut to an image of a poster for Son of the Mask)

NC (vo): You see, sequels have gotten a reputation as always being inferior to the original.

(Cut to a shot of a poster for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen)

NC (vo): And in many respects, they're right. But that doesn't mean...

(Cut to a montage of clips to such movies as the Rocky sequels, The Dark Knight, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Aliens, among others)

NC (vo): ...there aren't some amazing ones out there. There are people who saw part 2, 3 or 4 not only as a way to make more money, but as a chance to continue a story, provide a brand-new angle, or even outdo what the original did to win over so many people. There's plenty of them to look at, and they deserve to be acknowledged as much as possible.

NC: And we're gonna look at the top 11 of them here today! Why top 11? (suddenly becomes worried) Because, by God, I need as many of these as possible. These are the Top 11 Best Movie Sequels!

(Cut to a shot of a futuristic hangar, straight out of Star Wars; the camera zooms in on the opening, which is zooming at light speed, while the video's title zooms out; this will be the ; the number 11 zooms in)