I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

(Phelous walks up to a set of mailboxes; he takes out a key and uses it to unlock one box, opening it; the camera zooms in abruptly and amateurishly on what he takes out of the box: an envelope with a message on it reading "I Know What You Did Last Summer"; to ominous music, he very slowly pulls out the contents on the envelope: a DVD of I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)

Phelous: No... (looks toward the sky with angst, while spinning around in a circle) What do you want from me? What do you want from me?!? WHAT DO YOU WANT– (stops abruptly) Wait, there's a note here.

(He pulls out the note; it reads: "Review it!")

Phelous: (sighs) Review it? Oh, I didn't even know I do reviews...

(He starts to walk off, but quickly returns to the mailbox when he notices that he had left the key in the mailbox; he quickly locks the mailbox again)