AVGN Movie

(After the opening for the show we cut to critic in his office thinking) 

NC: (Deadpan) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well this is embarrassing; the Nostalgia Critic on the Nerd DVD. (normal) You're properly wondering what the hell am I doing here? Well you see, we had a little bet awhile ago. I bet the Nerd wouldn't be able to make his gigantic opus, let alone get it on DVD or show it around the world in a bunch of theatres to tons of people. Obviously I lost, so he gave me one of two options: Either do a review of the movie or be whipped like a horse, pulling him down the streets of Chicago with a sign on me saying "I'm a fatty fatty fuck fuck!" It was a tough call; let's get this over with.

NC (vo): (The title of the movie is shown along with clips) Remember that bunch of kids in high school, who said they wanted to make movies? Remember how they used to show you all the films they worked so hard on? Remember how no matter what you were always so impressed with how they put all their passion and love into every single frame they shot?

NC: And despite all the dedication they put into every single frame; didn't you just hate those fucking films!

AVGN: oops...

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